I'm headed to a "massage" parlor tomorrow and I need some tips Yea Forums

I'm headed to a "massage" parlor tomorrow and I need some tips Yea Forums
I've never been to one nor do I know how it works. What should I expect? Is it enjoyable? Can I even do walks ins without calling first?
whatever info you've got I'll take

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Like do you even know where you're going.

As in. The reviews say it happens?

I can't read the reviews without some premium account bullshit, but it's definitely not a professional massage business. The news has reported prostitution arrests there so that's a good sign

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Dude so just react to their touch. Say it feels good there. And I brought you a tip. Never ask for out.

Its hit of miss unless you know where you're going. Paying up front is a good sign. Pay cash and show you have more cash on you. Usually goes 40 for 30 mins and tips around80 to 200 depending what's on the menu

Alright sounds easy enough, do the masseuses ever look like they do in ads? or am I bound to deal with an emotionless 50 year old..

Beware: All providers are under 4/10's and are almost always 30-40+, so don't go in expecting them to look like a pornstars.

Also, in order to get Full Service (Hand, Oral, Intercourse) you'll usually need at least $120 MINIMUM as a tip, but it'll probably cost you much more. Massage providers are experts are reading body language and will try to charge you higher rates if you appear to be nervous/are obviously a newcomer.

Besides that, just make sure to (subtly) communicate to the masseuse that you are there for other reasons than just a back rub, otherwise you won't get anything else than that, and make sure to bring an ID if you look under 21.

Don't go there man, unlike the old adage: lightning does in fact strike the same place twice. Why? Because it shows that the county's law enforcement department has so little work that they will go after Massage Parlors, unlike their big-city counterparts who often have better things to deal with than prosecuting consenting adults who are just making side cash. Usually, large police departments will only go after MPs if they need to fill a quota or because it is involved in shit far worse than prostitution.

Yeah where I live there's nothing but white rich suburbia for miles, which is why I'm resorting to this in the first place. It was only one arrest and it was five years ago so does that make my situation better?

I can't find anyway tell tell how long it's been around
That'd be great, my kik is FinLuscious if you wanna send it there
The place is just called Sherman Spa

Don't do it OP. You're gonna be excepting some cute asian girl like OP pic but you're only gonna get a skinny 40 yo southeastern Asian whore.
Fact: only middle aged white men go to those parlors