Do you think they ate ass in medieval times, given the hygiene? Is it something modern cleanliness had to make possible...

Do you think they ate ass in medieval times, given the hygiene? Is it something modern cleanliness had to make possible, or did people back then just go with it, having grown used to filth and stench?

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you do realize that the people who eat shit today are not significantly more filthy in their daily lives either?
some people enjoy licking where the poop goes out, some do very clearly not. why would any of that change over the centuries?

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I think it's fair to say that the modern shaved-and-bleached assholes of the west, are a different animal to the hairy and unwashed-for-half-a-year assholes of days gone by.

Nine year old assholes have always been hairless, so then it's just a matter of washing it.
>Oh, Sister, let's go down.
>Let's go down, don't you want to go down.
>Oh, Sister, let's go down.
>Down in the river to play.

sure yes, in yurope the church made some people much scared of water.
but neither washing yourself nor sharpening your razor to the point you can use it on your sensitive parts are particularly new customs.
heck, before that whole medieval catholic shit, the romans built a bathhouse everywhere they went and fucked every hole they could.

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It's not that hard to wash your asshole. Why would they be dirty back then?

>implying degenerates care about their own health and life

SEE: 1980's, fags dying from AIDS en masse because they don't know what it is

FFW: Today, fags still dying from AIDS en masse. in fact there are super-degenerates called bug-chasers who are actually TRYING to get infected.

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Bi-annual baths, for one. It isn't hard to wash, but if you only wash every few months, you're going to have stank ass.

Fucking northern Europeans were filthy barbarians
Just because the British never bathed and shat in the gutter doesn't mean the whole world did.

What parts of the world were supposedly safe for ass eating in 1300 AD? I don't think some arabs sand blasting their own butthole counts as cleanliness.

I remember learning that the stench of armpit body odor was something people grew used to centuries before deodorant. Many were even aroused by it IF it was the armpit of someone they found attractive. So I wouldn't be surprised if the same happened with butthole musk and stink.

It's 2019 and even I enjoy sniffing and licking a slightly dirty and stinky musky butthole... IF the girl is hot enough. Same goes for sweaty and stinky feet. If she's hot enough, I don't mind if she hasnt wiped her butthole fully. But if she's average-looking or lower, I would fucking PUKE if her butthole wasn't squeaky clean.

Does that make sense?

Depends on the region. I'm sure SOME cultures had very basic forms of soap.
I.e. Egypt. Hot water was possible then too. I'm sure there was plenty of eating ass user.

A good many parts of the world had traditions of hygiene that were not far off from many people today. They even had soap and other detergents.

Obviously people are cleaner on average today. I'm just pointing out that not all ancient man walked around crusted in shit and semen like was implied (mostly just germanic barbarians)

Ass eating today is much better since there’s so many more flavors and condiments to put on and into the asshole.

Bitch, it wasn't basic soap, it was just soap. Tallow or oil and ashes or lye. Nor a new invention.
Also a fuckton of plant substances which clean that ancient man used. Generally speaking making soap is more efficient than foraging for said plant substances

Sex like that is a function of civilization.. When hygiene and soap shows up, the ass eating starts. Hygiene is a come and go feature in human history. Places once known for hygiene can suddenly turn nasty in a few short years. Romans were known for hygiene, and look at their sex lives, Egyptians under the Pharaohs, even English sexual proclivities and hygiene waxing and waning.

You found something interesting user.

That's exactly what I meant when I said basic soup u fucking tool. Feel smart, faggot? No one cares

But they have their faggot pills that just came out so they don't care about aids anymore

It's just soap, you stupid nigger.
It's obvious the Romans weren't washing with dial antibacterial body wash, which isn't even "soap" by definition.

A little later than medieval times, but you should read the Marquis de Sade's "120 days of Sodom." There's an entire chapter on eating shit including what the Marquis and his friends made their servants eat to produce different kinds of shit. There are more perversions in that book than you have ever heard of. It's fucking out there.

The Romans used sponges to wipe their asses.
They were probably cleaner than our dry, paper smeared asses of today.

Templars were accused of ass eating, so it existed at least as far back as they did

Probably somewhere similar to today since I doubt that sponge was being boiled between uses

>Bi-annual baths, for one.
Medieval Europeans didn't bathe, as in submerge themselves in a tub of water, but they did wash themselves regularly and kept themselves fairly clean.
The bathe twice a year meme is a meme.
"Cleanliness is next to Godliness" is a saying with its roots thousands of years in the past.

>they did wash themselves regularly
how, if not a bath? was it thorough?

If a bunch of sweaty men sealed in a steel tube can manage to be clean enough with a cup of water (or whatever miniscule ammount is alloted to sub crews) then I imagine they managed in the past without an actual bath

A wooden tub of warm water (sometimes scented with thyme or other fragrances), soap or scented oil, and a rag.

yes
submarine crews only get a cup of water between all of them

>I can't comprehend exaggeration and take literally everything literally.
Gonna have to assume is more like 2 or 3 gallons per sailor per shower, maybe as low as 1 gallon.

Irony

All sexual acts possible between two humans without aid of modern sex toys were unquestionably practiced very early among homo sapiens. So roughly 100,000 years ago as was being eaten since food collection was a daytime activity leaving sex as main form of entertainment when the sunset.

They did. It was called the “black kiss” and apparently was frowned upon but maybe that’s what made it hot in the first place

>The night was as dark as pitch, or as coal,
>And out the window she stuck her hole,
>And Absolon it befell no better or worse,
>But with his mouth he kissed her naked arse,
>Savoring it before he knew what it was.
>Back he jumped and thought it was strange,
>For well he knew a woman has no beard.
>He felt a thing all rough and long haired
>And said, "Fie! Alas! what have I done?"

>"Tee hee!" said she, and slammed the window shut.

They used some sort of vinegar to clean it between uses. They may have boiled them too. I can't remember.
They had the means, so it's definitely possible.

I've only ever eaten ass once and it was with my ex-fiancee. I never even considered it but in the heat of the moment going down on here, I couldn't help myself. She trembles in suprise but i just kept going.