Hey Yea Forums how are you really doing?

Go to a mental hospital. Seriously for the sake of your daughter. Get off this and go get help. Please.

barely holding on. you?

Pretty bad, thanks for asking

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reddit is the otherway

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Feeling a little sick but otherwise ok, you?

I was doing really bad, haven't been able to walk due to work injury. but now I'm doing better cause I finally got approved for disability pay and I'm getting back pay too not as much as I made while working but it took so long that I'm used to living on ramen so it'll still be nice.

what the fuck is Yea Forums?

capital board names indicate youre talking to the people that post on it without necessarily adhering to the specific board rules. That used to be known

you just made that shit up nigger

if you say so

just had cancer surgery Tuesday, I'm in a fuck ton of pain, oxys barely doing anything for me, going to survive though, so that's nice, I get to figure out how the fuck to make up for all these lost wages since I'm self employed.. which is a meme, just means you work harder for less pay and benefits, then you get cancer, and you get nothing, so maybe its not so great that I survived.

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shit nigga i thought i was having a bad year. At least i don't have cancer.

hope you get a bout of good luck soon

My job makes me want to kill myself, I'm pretty depressed, going into tens of thousands of dollars in debt, I can't afford to get laid, I have no family, I have no friends, I can barely afford to eat, my roommate is annoying, but I'm trying my best to make it all work out in the end.

why are you going into so much debt?

>going into tens of thousands of dollars in debt
how the fuck do you manage that when you're renting a room?

you mean how

i'm assuming either vehicle payments or school so no not how. WHY

I'm a student, lul.

TENS of THOUSANDS for a car?

My parents kicked me out when I was 17, I want to be a programmer so I'm making it happen.

Despite having a decent girlfriend and an ok job I'm starting to feel depression creeping up on me.

Climbing the corporate ladder one rung at a time

>so I'm making it happen
you better have picked an actual real college with a fucking great internship and job placement numbers because for that amount you could start your own company and hire some real programmers.

yes unless you want a vehicle you intend to junk after a few years. Theres a reason KBB prices reliable used cars the way it does

>tfw when you the guy ahead of the ladder gets scared you're coming for his rung and fires you

do you mean "i moved out when i was legally an adult".

from what ive seen the corporate world is too much of a clusterfuck for the guy in front to see it coming.

be more fucking stupid dumbass, you deserve to be poor

It's a state college that's ranked in the top 50 schools in the nation. I'm first year after a change in major. It's worth it though because I'm 95% sure this is what I want.

No one but student loan servicers will loan me that much cash my dude. Otherwise I'd be running my own business right now lel. I'm not fucking retarded.

>that response when your dodge neon is costing you more to fix than it costed new

Wow. I never knew that DOOM guy was that handsome.

>dodge neon
can't imagine where you fucked up on that

hi new guy

I saw a Livestream of someone trying to kill themselves. I feel like a peace of shit.

No, I was given a chunk of change to fuck off. My parents don't want anything to do with me due to Autism. I've been pretty self sufficient since 16 (buying food and cooking it) my parents would go out and party every night and leave me with nothing in the house so I had to do something.

trying. Live in Seattle, need to get out. Have a good job, but it's too expensive here, too crowded, too much traffic, too many niggers and spics. I just want a nice home and commute. Thinking about Utah.

Just do one of Tai Lopez's and see if it works.

Just do one of Tai Lopez's programs*

this is the driest sob story ive heard in fucking years.

you were literally given a consolation prize for losing at becoming an adult fast enough and now this. Fuck man theres a guy in this same thread with god damned cancer and expect to have your claim to have ass-turders be impactful.

Can’t fire me for no reason buddy.
Also this

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one of the best things in life is when you start to realize you're not the horrible monster you always thought you were.

Yup. I used to think I was an asshole, then I saw the horrible things people do and say on the internet, not counting calling someone a nigger or laughing at gore

I know I'm a peace of shit, but I just can't stop thinking about it.

is that the guy from doom going to a job interview?

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It's not a sob story. That's what happened. I became an adult early because my parents couldn't deal with me. It was like that for ages. Since I was young all I heard from the was "I can't wait until I turn 18". Fuck, the worst I did to them was not talk to them. Apparently I owed them more.

please don't move. Don't spread that mental disorder to other states.

I got called a gigantic asshole by a friend recently. Two weeks ago, she sat across the table and said you've never been such a gigantic asshole as you were in the last 30 seconds. It was heavily implied that I'm a complete asshole all the time, this just was over the top. And, of course I don't even really understand why but that shit still smarts.

take it with a grain of salt but females aren't very good judges of character. Its when the males in your life that tolerate you tell you your a dick is when it all starts to make sense.

No, I know logically, and she baited us into it. One of my guy friends was there and I purposefully got in front of it and took the brunt, knowing that neither of us really deserved it. The thing is it's just really hard to divorce yourself from the idea that you're just an asshole when someone rips into you like that. I've got that loop in my head again and I thought I was over it years ago.

most people i knew moved out at 15 or 16 against their parents wishes. I moved out at 14. not trying to be a dick but you seemingly became an adult hilariously late

okay honestly, how bout you

who's there if you take inventory of the people who are willing to have an asshole friend like you then?

Ive got "friends" and i got friends that will tell me i'm a bitter fucking cunt when i drink but make sure i get home safe after i threw up in their brand new truck.

What country?

Texas

Not great, bad alcohol problem and it turns me into a real piece of shit when I drink. Got drunk last might and showed my ass all over Facebook. Feeling like the world's biggest embarassment.

Ohhhh, makes sense now. You fucking wetback. Go back to Mexico before I put you in a concentration camp.

suck a bag of dicks you pasty fuck before i put you in the ground

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

it took you that long to ctrl+C and ctrl+V that? did you have to google it first for fucks sake?

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I think about suicide constantly. I didn't die the first time I tried which was a two weeks ago. Nobody knows.

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whats the primary driving factor

Legion.

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i don't get this reference

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hang on my brothers, Yang brings good for us.

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Okay. It doesn't matter.

ANDREW YANG 2020!
remember secure the bag for americans.

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I have 9 months to I die.

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Pretty much about to hang myself

Fuck off, DoomGuy

no

Andrew Yang 2020!

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I don't know what this image is from but I am happy that it is based off the Wolfenstein 3D character.

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have some doom music that was in an actual doom game but sounds like gay eurotechno instead

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Shot a squirrel in the face yesterday for laughing at me. Its friend now watches silently.

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squirrels are about as smart and dangerous as your average californian nu-male. Knowing that it probably wants to suck your dick because it sees you as the alpha

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Just bored

Rodents like you need a double tap. Haha

You have been visited by the Laura of horrible cereal noises.

Y-YOU HAVE TO BUMP THE THREAD! It's c-coming, don't you u-understand?! It's coming! And if you haven't b-bumped the thread by the time it gets here, the thread is going to D-DIE!

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