How often do condoms tear when you fuck?

how often do condoms tear when you fuck?

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Idk, but too often to be reliable. Make sure the girl is on plan B or some other contraceptives

Did some research some time ago, IIRC 1% of time officially, so probably more then that.

No follo

Usually just when i poke holes in them

Pretty regularly, but to be fair I usually forget which way to spiral.

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Plan B is pretty awful on the system. Pull out method is pretty effective if you do it right. Combine that with condoms and your chance of pregnancy is astronomically low.

Depends how many times you use them.

Only happened once for me. Fiance's IUD was expired or whatever so we had to use condoms while she was waiting to go the the vag doctor to re-up that shit. I knew right away that the condom broke but I'm so used to raw doggin it that I didn't care and nutted in her anyway. Had to go to Walmart the next day to get some plan b. Shit was like $40. 3/10 would not do again.

My girlfriend keeps putting it the wrong way on my dick at first. Which I guess means that she always risks getting preggo.

Kek

>Pull out method is pretty effective if you do it right
My existence proves that it is not.

>Idk, but too often to be reliable. Make sure the girl is on plan B or some other contraceptives
Plan B is not a contraceptive it even says on the package DO NOT USE AS A CONTRACEPTIVE. How retarded can you people be

And Q tips are not for cleaning your ears, right?

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Idk what my x was doing but they would burst every other time she put one on me

Don't know. Don't use em. I'm an adult. I only fuck women over 30 who are usually on birth control or fixed. I cum in every pussy I fuck.

Anytime I plan a rape I make sure I have plan b and make her take it. I also make the cunt shower and wash out her fuckhole.

Contraceptive means you use it before conception. If you cum in her and give her plan b that would be a post conception solution. Some politicians refer to plan B as "abortive pills."

In 16 years of fucking I've never had it happen.

During a class in college we tested condom stretch. Stretched them over a wooden rod to see how far they would go before breaking. They all went at least the length of my forearm and at least one didn't break at all managing to cover the entire rod which was about a meter long.

Anecdotal evidence proves notning

how old are you again?

Probably gone through 200 or so and not one has broken.

Most people who break condoms don't put them on wrong. They either wear them inside out so the lube/powder is on the wrong side or let it hold over itself and the friction of latex on latex causes it to snap.

You are like a super involved rapist. Kudos.

31yo virgin here. Only time I threw a shield on my dick was when I was like 13 or 14 out of curiosity. Hated it.

I also thought they cant break and guys saying that trying to make it sound like they have big dicks but it happened to me several times. Basically, if the girl's vag is dry they break from the friction.

About the third or forth time.
Unless you use a new one each night.

Things that never happened for 100, Alex.

A WIZARD!

I bought a 24 pack of Durex off ebay, the box said made in India... Although I was completely amped up on Cialis - I went through 14 rubbers and they all kept breaking. I think the rubbers on ebay are defects.
I bought Skyne on ebay - no problems. I really dont like buying rubbers online.

Almost never dude. Ever seen those vids where they stick one out the window? Those things are crazy strong. Most of the time.

If they're stored in extreme heat or cold during shipment that can damage them I believe.

Wtf is a condom

sex sucks man really once u get it u need it but if u go without it u feel gr8 youre so lucky i envy u

Instead of getting hormone implants people used to rely of this thin sheet of latex to prevent pregnancy.

ayo we ouchea tryna fuck on a BUDGET my nigga

condoms pop every time that I use one to fuck my onahole

Every zygote has a heartbeat.

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Finally somebody who gets it. If you masturbate or have sex without intent to procreate, you're killing MILLIONS of sperm babies. I consider it no different than a woman aborting a baby and it's a double standard that men are allowed to abort their sperm babies on a daily basis and no one cares.

Depends on how you fuck. I've broken more than a few fucking like a wild weasel, but never broke one making smooth, Barry White-style lovin'.

not once in 5 years since I switched to these

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Not as often as they slide off my pencil dick.

Never tore a condom, i fuck raw

Cause we make more. Women are kinda fucked once all their eggs are gone

never for me, well... only once in my life but it tore near the base of my dick. caught it pretty early.
main thing is to just make sure you get condoms that fit properly the "one size fits all" is total and utter bullshit. it should feel snug on you but not tight.

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>too often to be reliable
you're probably buying asian condoms, you have a big dick or you're straight up fucking too hard too long or without enough lubrication.
buy condoms one size larger and either get her wetter, use lube or dont fuck as long on the one condom.

Lol you just admitted to being a mistake

every time. I fucking hate condoms, so as soon as she's horny enough to not notice/care, I force enough blood into my dick that it tears through the condom like the Hulk ripping thru a white tee.

Never if she's actually wet. Try some foreplay instead of just jamming it in her like the fucks do in porn.

Mine use to broke all the time, looked at a local online condom size guide and measured up. Figured I needed way bigger condoms than the regular ones.(even thou my dick isent that big). Now never breaks

>bitch imma rape you
>right here? on the cold hard cement?
>nah, in like 30 minutes. We gotta hit the CVS for some Plan-B first, and maybe you should grab a shower, cool? Maybe wash out your fuckhole?

>wearing condoms

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bro who the fuck pulls out when you're wearing a condom?

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A painter's gotta paint

Never. You can fit your arm up to the elbow in it and it won't tear. When people say the condom "broke", they really mean it slipped off.

It just takes one is a lie

That's literally how you're supposed to use them correctly.

Poking holes does nothing, you can poke all the holes through the wrapper you want. Take it out and inflate it like a balloon and fill it with water... if you want them to break you either use a scissor to make small cuts around the ring (so it breaks behind your head and slides down your shaft) or use a syringe to inject oil-based lube.

>uses condom
>about to cum
>pulls out
>takes condom off
>then cums
tf, do you hate orgasms?

If I don't use Magnums they usually break. If you have a small dick they shouldn't

>t. little peepee man

how many stds do you have you disgusting piece of garbage

Sure are a lot of normies in here talking about sex. Remember 10 years ago when this site was good?

Most every time unless I get one that's extra long. which ironically usually gets stuck inside.

i only use a condom to pee into so i don't have to leave my battle station, but tearing it a concern on my jorny to the bathtub at the end of the night with a basketball sized piss balloon hanging from my dick

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2009 was total garbage. The good old days were long gone.

now this site is riddled with edgy zoomers and middle-aged weirdos trying to seem relevant.

>i only use a condom to pee into so i don't have to leave my battle station, but tearing it a concern on my jorny to the bathtub at the end of the night with a basketball sized piss balloon hanging from my dick

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nice job normie, you tell that retarded neckbeard

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