When you realize that no woman will love you because they only care about money and chads cock

I'm not even a 'chad' I'm fat short ugly and poor. I'm just not a fucking failure with women. Lol. I play in my league. Chubby girls with Daddy issues, single moms, and assorted horned up married sluts.

I'm literally worse than autistic

Sure pussy is good but then you have to talk and pretend to be interested in all their shit

Im over it lol

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women are std factory's

So like don't be that? Grow up.

Whatever you need to tell yourself. Not everyone is an incel. Some of us do actually have sex. One was a pickup at Walmart. She was older and dressed slutty. Easy to get her to invite me to her place and get in her guts. The second is a sub I play with every so often. We have fucked many times before. The third is the new single mom I'm now fucking. She's cute, 30, perfectly thick. I came in all three.

Yet if one touched your dick you would be in her before you knew what happened. Also you would probably ejaculate prematurely.

It's not because they only care about money and Chad cock it's literally because 99% of women don't like a pity party

Suck it. Just stay true to yourself and work on developing a strong personality if you don't already have one. Go to social settings and parties because women don't just drop out of the sky.

Stop being WEAK! you bitch boy

can't help it

Also picking them up is easy on MeetMe and POF. Just adjust your standards.

Don't worry OP. The only thing you're missing out on is the opportunity to lose at least half your stuff & most of your life. Love doesn't exist. Poor Chad

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Yes you can. You just don't want to 'conform' and want to be edgy and an outsider for some reason. Just. Grow. Up.

My wife hates me for liking money, almost convinced the bitch to divorce me too! Dont give up you retarded faggot. Relationships always end poorly though.

This

no I can't I'm literally king autism

suck it up bitch, I'm far from a Chad and I'm broke and I still manage to get girls

whats your point exactly tho? its kinda sad that you gotta brag, it says alot of your self esteem.

fugging hell just fucc and go

That is most of Yea Forums and 4chins in general. Imagine how much better off we would be if they had all grown up? No Drumpf, no ultraconservative scotus, no fucking wall bullshit. No Alt-right.... What a world we could have

You're never going to use your dick anyway

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Stop larping and listen faggot.

>can't help it

This is why you fail.
You dont even try.

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I have chad's cock. Its in a jar, on my desk

I use it every day to pee so fuck you

I don't give two shit what you image board autists think. I'm trying to help you though. You all complain about being incels and not getting pussy and I'm trying to show you that it's bullshit. There is a buffet of pussy out there if you are smart enough to take it. Single moms, chubbs, married women. Those are my main diet of pussy. And it's usually amazing pussy too.

>pee
How old are you? 12?

if you dont care, why are you still bragging?

tell us how that happened

The ultimate catfish

To illustrate my point obviously. Like the fact you are obviously jealous. Lol. Here is one of my more recent chicks. Single mom. About 33. Two kids. Chubby. Took my cock in all holes and came in her. She was number 137. I'm at 142 now.

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ITT: virgins.
Holy shit getting laid isnt hard. Stop expecting a 10 to fall in your lap. Hate to tell you but chicks arent gonna jump your nuts cause you posted a frog on Yea Forums. Get out of the house for once you fat fuck

urination. that better?

This guy gets it.

Fuck and you wonder why you are still a virgin.

You have to admit money and Chad's cock is pretty awesome tho

ya, i'm jealous of vermin spreading STDs, lol, i think you have me confused with someone else.

>proud 38 year old virgin volcel, trust me i've had my chances i just say no.

no woman will ever love you because you're a beta frog poster.

Maybe go get a real job and get the money instead of being a fucking pussy who cries to strangers online about how he's too undesirable and socially retarded to get a woman?

hoes mad

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this

MGTOW in the making

And years later, you'll move on and pursue better things.

when you realize that no pretty, intelligent, sane, healthy, and interesting woman will love you because you have nothing to offer them in return. rope is cheap

time to hijack this beta muthafukka..

fat ugly Azns FTW

post 'em if ya got' em

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get a motorcycle

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You obviously don't know how sex works. And there volcel isn't a thing. That's just regular celibacy but why the fuck would you choose that? What is wrong with you? Oh wait, it's not really voluntary is it user?

but then again, so do you. lower your standards to your level.

That looks underage. No thanks.

i could ask the same about you, but you are just gonna shit all over everything anyways, so why bother.

actually I smell like gasoline and coffee

These incels never cease to amaze me. They whine 'no woman' will fuck them then say they wouldn't stoop to a fat chick. Plenty of fat women are aching to give away pussy. That's pussy and sex you morons. Fat girls need dick too.

Eh, volcel is the acknowledgement that you could change your ways and get a girlfriend relatively easily if you wanted, but you never actually intend on doing that.

then fuck a cyborg, idgaf.

Tru

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another plus.. she's 28

damn foo.. you got no game at all huh

this.
100%, but Mr. "i bang 500 women a week and spread STDs like theres no tomorrow" doesn't get it.

People like you need to be shit on. You say you are a proud virgin at 38 but I think you just say that as a defense because you are really ashamed of never being able to close the deal. You are too ashamed to even pick up a hooker. You are terrified even if paying for it she will laugh at you and you won't ever try to have sex again. Or has that already happened? How old were you at the time user? Did she even have to touch your dick before you came? How ashamed were you when she laughed at you and left with all your money?

lol, check this guy out. i'm not even reading your shit. keep it up tho, its quite humorous.

The people that say "this is so funny hahaha keep at it" know deep down they're pissed as hell lol
It's cringey

Pro tip: If it's as funny as you say, don't tell them. Just silently enjoy it. Otherwise it's obvious you're shitting yourself in anger

Once again you don't understand shit about sex. I'm not spreading any STDs. I don't have STDs to spread. I get tested every other month and I always come back clean. STDs aren't as rampant as propaganda makes them seem. Just more evidence you are too terrified to even try to get laid. I'm sure whatever girl laughed at you the one time you did has done every other woman on the planet a great favor in making sure you won't ever try to fuck another one again and accidentally breed. Just kill yourself for being a complete failure.

The seething is real huh? I must have hit a nerve.

"Because I don't have STDs that means they're not a real problem"

nytimes.com/2017/09/29/health/chlamydia-syphilis-gonorrhea.html

This guy right now

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I've fucked over 140 women bareback and never caught an STD. My point stands. You can shitpost all you want but I'm living proof you can enjoy sex and not catch STDs.

lol, the over compensating.

Bahahahahaha this newfag saved the fucking thumbnail

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beta summer fag cancer

and is cancer inducing..

meanwhile at the chorizo factory..

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why would i get pissed about a dumbass running his mouth? its funny.

No that's the truth homie. I keep a record of my partners. Confirmed 142 minimum. I probably forgot at least a dozen or more before started keeping my fuck book.

Probably because I called you out of why you 'choose' to be sexually frustrated. You are a failure and can't cope with it. You will die bitter and alone and pissed off as hell at men like me who have had hundreds of women on their dick when the best you ever managed was some faggot in a dress sucking your dick while he fingers your asshole.

proof or it didnt happen.

The book is on my desk at work. I don't keep it at home. I don't think my GF would understand. Especially with all the entries after her....

Also, I don't have to prove shit to you image board incel autists.

frustrated? lol, the assumptions.
i'm a functional asexual. i'm simply not interested.

but its great that you get off on making flimsy assumptions about others.

by all means, keep it up.

LOL so you are just making shit up.

You are trying to cope so hard. I can feel the anger beneath your posts. How mad is it incel? You wishing it wasn't summer so you could shoot up a school?

replusive. I would rather not get laid at that point.

Nope. I'm also not posting that kind of info on women I've fucked. My records include names, dates, details of encounters, contact information etc. I'm not posting that to you fucks.

There it is. The fake high standards excuse. If that chick sat on your lap with her tits out and said she wanted your dick in her your would cum before you could get your power rangers underwear off.

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indeed.. this cooze hound would probably
fuck a quadraplegic

I remember when that pic first started showing up. Also what would you tip them about? Me calling out some incel?

And at least I get laid lol. Keep coping.

Bingo. I couldn't agree more.

Realistic flattery, playing up the small things that makes her special enough to have caught your eye. Being honest about yourself in positive ways and don't let on about the negatives. As said earlier there's lot of sub 5 women plus those with fucked up issues and secretly rebellious married.

These days i almost exclusively seduce married women who've been hitched and had kids young. Usually white, Christian, conservative and sexually repressed. A little bit of charm, an appeal to their escapism and an offer of reachable adventure and they're easy.

Don't be scared to push your agenda but don't push it aggressively or stupidly.

OP you suck at life.. just accept your fail

and maybe learn a creative hobby

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No I would probably die under her weight. I don't even think my dick would get hard. Not that it could it would be crushed under her giant thighs.

I've been penniless & homeless &
still had a woman fall in love with me

Believe me when I tell you I'm no Chad
& she was cute as hell w/ big ol titties

You are such a virgin. And your jealousy screams through every word. Cope more.

:(

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She's not that fat. Thick or chubby but she's not a landwhale. And those tits are awesome. She's perfect for sitting astride, laying a cock between those ta-tas and blowing a goopy load all over her face. Then she'd look up at you with a smile and say "wow that was a lot"

Not a virgin dumbass.