Ass

ass

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what if it comes out that this dude fugged all of epsteins slaves in the butt and this meme turns out to have been a survivor crying out for help lol

if only, it was just some dude named Jason combining his school studies with his porn viewing habits

You believe that story? My theory is that Steven Pinker is the original le shit nigger.
He was buttmolested as a little boy, and ever since, he had an obsession with ass that he was ashamed of. Then one day, after some hard thinking, he realized that he should not run from his fear. When this board was created he saw an opportunity to embrace his identity and come out as the ass man.

I believe it, the simplest explanation is usually the correct one

The simplest explanation is that Steven Pinker is an ass.

it's a bot asking all red boards regularly with individual messages for anal porn and hentai.

Urine

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dick

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14kb

Sink urinal.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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grass

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Pass

rip lewd bros

You're ass is grass and my face is a lawnmower

ssa

>You're ass is grass

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badass

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I get the 17KB joke now.

Your fortune: Good Luck

No you don't. The joke is that the OP image is actually 17kb, but Yea Forums removes metadata from jpeg files, so it makes it 14kb. It used to still say 17 KB though. So when someone else tried to make the same thread they would download the image from Yea Forums (which is 14kb), and it would say 14 KB instead, so it was considered not legit, even though it is exactly the same image. The correct way to make an ass thread was to get the 17kb thumbnail from Wikipedia (the original image by Rebecca Goldstein is 1.62 MB) and post that. Now it doesn't matter anymore, because Yea Forums now shows the size after removing the metadata. Also, Wikipedia doesn't use that image anymore.

Arsch

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this is very funny and ironiqué

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