YLYL- only hilarious internet memes allowed
YLYL- only hilarious internet memes allowed
Jaxson Ortiz
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Levi Cox
Landon Torres
Jason Smith
reply or mom big die
Carter Gray
Ian Campbell
Mason Myers
Robert Rogers
yo OP, a little heads up.
Ponyfag will try to derrail this thread in order to shill their shitty fandom.
Be careful...
Oliver Turner
I'm sorry, I meant "these threads".
Nathan Bennett
content is fresh
gg/BxF4k5
Cooper Richardson
Thomas Barnes
Get fucked
Oliver Davis
Been contemplating it for a while but nope, this thread has convinced me to kill myself. I just can't share the same space with you faggots any longer.
Bentley Nelson
William Morgan
Gavin Anderson
Charles Nelson
Evan Fisher
Brayden Stewart
God damn it lost.
Hudson Hughes
Kill yourself normie retard faggot.
Charles Russell
Brayden Garcia
haha, I know brother. I lost at that internet meme also because my uncle Dan shared it and it made me "laugh out loud"!
Angel Adams
My reply makes everyone else immune to this
Aaron Stewart
Ryan Sanchez
baBO peepee
Jeremiah Cruz
My reply makes everyone else immune to this
Grayson Lee
Brandon James
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Joseph Smith
help`1
!!
Jordan Moore
Samuel Thompson
nice google translate paki
Nathan Anderson
uh, excuse me, may i have a military discount for this here uh, sandwich???
James Smith
Nathaniel Lee
Evan Mitchell
wtf with this 9fag tier shit?
Landon Davis
Look how ugly he is Yea Forums.
Benjamin Lopez
Caleb Jenkins
Josiah Bell
Justin Murphy
Josiah Williams
This is a really rare picture of Ray Pist.
Henry Rodriguez
Owen Turner
William Adams
Jackson Murphy
show your face and we will compare, rotten teeth
Colton Martin
Bentley Garcia
Its all part of a dumb plan to make this threads as boring as humanly possible. In order to shill a shit fandom later on.
Alexander Hughes
Attention everyone. This is my hairy taint, asshole and balls. You all just saw my hairy taint, asshole and balls. That is all
Gabriel Powell
Lmfao!!! Fuckin Rekt fake news !!!
Sebastian Fisher
Nice one Pat
Benjamin Harris
oh no it's the wrong way around. My hairy taint, asshole and balls are best viewed at the correct orientation
William Howard
show your face rotten teeth
Chase Parker
Post belly
Gavin Thomas
Kecky Becky.
Parker Bennett
rotten teeth
Benjamin Johnson
sure why not. This is the worst ylyl I've seen in forever so I don't care about derailing it
Brayden Cooper
kek at your wolf trap
Jonathan Moore
I'd tap that
Jeremiah Wood
Jah Voll
Joseph Bell
"Excuse me, he's not a mirror hahahahah"
Easton Reyes
Kek
Ian Reed
really, you'd stick your dick in this? that's gay man
Isaac Young
>Laughing at Boomer humor
Camden Phillips
thanks blessed one
Adam Thompson
Kek
Aiden Ross
This thread is so ironically shit, it loops back around to just being shit
Austin Hall
Ryan Rogers
Hands down I would eat that ass user.
I would put my pp in your pooper and sing the snake eater theme song while I bust inside. Not homo, but I would suck you dry all of the day bro.
Samuel Allen
Carson Nguyen
You mean it was ironically good and looped back to being just shit. If something is ironically shit it would make it sincerely good. No one uses "ironically shit", it makes no sense. But it's ok user, it's best to learn these things before you graduate Yea Forums and start crossboarding
Jaxon Moore
1. Tie a fire hose tightly around your neck
2. Turn on the water
3. Go back to Facebook
Cooper Turner
KYS FAGGOT
Sebastian Gonzalez
So brave lol
Justin Allen
Did this nigger just call me a newfag? I've never been this pissed in response to a shitpost
Owen Martin
Why use mouthwash, that's a wasted cum kiss
Gavin Long
le crossboarding
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William Sullivan
>not a newfag
>doesn't understand irony
being a newfag would have been better. I bet you only came here during the 2016 elections and already call yourself an oldfag
Jackson Rodriguez
You retards are insufferable
I'm going back to fit
Brayden Robinson
haha, that's a good post. I wonder what's going on behind that censor bar ;))). but what does "csg" mean and why has it got forward slashes either side?
Gavin Wilson
No u
Charles Lopez
yeah go back to your little manlove hrunk board newfag XD
Hudson Thomas
Newfag
Christian Edwards
my God....
Adrian Walker
Asher Reyes
So much summer......
Hudson Baker
Good job guys
Andrew Cox
Brayden Taylor
So so much fucking summer. GTFO here
Logan Morales
Samuel Barnes
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Hi guys, is this how I greentext?
Oliver Flores
Nicholas King
Liam Hall
Brandon Bennett
James Thomas
Aaron Wright
James Nguyen
Haha, where'd you get these ones user? Mind if I save them?
David King
Kevin Cooper
Oliver Allen
Samuel Mitchell
Andrew Martin
Parker Ross
Xavier Ward
Jonathan Scott
Justin James
Dylan Stewart
David Miller
Sebastian Harris
Dominic Murphy
John Parker
Ryan Davis
Hey guys quick survey, would you rather lick a girls shitty asshole...
Elijah Ramirez
Jace Clark
or lick a cute twink boy's pristine pink asshole?
Daniel Roberts
Jaxon Reyes
Gabriel Young
Ryder Perez
there you go anons, i saved the thread
Jayden Murphy
don't tag me fack shit shat kys you are self
Jordan Diaz
The non shit one
Adam Ross
Julian Reyes
But that's gay, and if you like assholes you should be ok with some shit, right? I mean, what else do you expect from there?
Connor Rivera
Jeremiah Bell
thank you blessed warrior
Dominic Rodriguez
Jason James
Jose Hernandez
Camden Lee
Jayden Wright
Luke Hall
Blake Perez
may i cum in?
Justin King
Jaxon Gomez
Wyatt Robinson
Justin Sanchez
Kayden Cooper
you could unironically post these on instagram and become a big meme page that earns money with this shit
Sebastian Kelly
Justin Cox
Ian Peterson
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Leo Price
>
not that hairy
Dominic Evans
post hairy taint pls
Hunter Sullivan
This is our favorite thing
This is the nicest meme
We found this pic online,
and you can save it if you'd like!
We post in every thread
We don't stop 'till it's dead
It's really nothing great
It's just a thing we know you hate!
You better get ready to laugh!
You better get ready to lose!
You better get ready for fun, 'cause here it comes...
You better get ready to laugh... GET READY TO LAUGH!
Your party's over now
Your humor's running out
When your thread is at an end,
then it's time to post again!
We come here to harass
We bought a Yea Forums Pass
You cannot win this fight,
but thanks for joining us tonight!
You better get ready to laugh!
You better get ready to lose!
You better get ready for fun, 'cause here it comes...
You better get ready to laugh... GET READY TO LAUGH!
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We really like this image, and we post it to the limit, and you better get ready to laugh!
Blake Lopez
I've met ppl that clean their assholes solely for anal sex. At least 90% free of shit, but you do have a point tho.
Jordan Reyes
This may actually be the worst ylyl I've ever seen. No trollerino.
James Adams
Justin Edwards
William Smith
Xavier Miller
Leo Fisher
Kevin Lopez
Nathaniel Morales
Connor Taylor
Christopher Hernandez
Christian Rodriguez
Bentley Cruz
Joseph Cox
That's great haha
Dylan Fisher
I have a liberal arts masters in science. Liberal arts doesn't = humanities
Daniel Sullivan
Kayden Baker
Kayden Myers
Liam Evans
Noah Cox
Lincoln Peterson
Gavin Moore
Andrew Perry
Eli Gonzalez
Benjamin Wright
Blake Smith
Brandon Green
Summer is here
Eli Bailey
Jaxon Evans
Jose Martin
Fuck lost at a banana gif what have I become
Zachary Garcia
Adam Cook
But there are four nurses...?????
Zachary Thomas
I he would actually do that, I'd vote for him in 2020.
Caleb Allen
Jesus Christ I didn’t know a thread could be so shit
I’ve never been suicidal but this one does it for me
Easton Cruz
Brody Campbell
Blake Adams
David Myers
Dylan Scott
Carter Taylor
Jeremiah Rogers
David Wilson
Andrew Harris
Elijah Turner
youre fucking retarded
Evan Evans
Isaiah Martinez
>Western Virginia
Eli Miller
>the western part of the state of Virginia
Brayden Cooper
Mmmm time stamp that turdcutter, looks really tight
Eli King
Juan Gonzalez
I'm still here dude. I'm not gonna bother timestamping my hairy ass and it shouldn't be that hard to believe it's mine. But you wanna know the freaky thing? [spoiler]I'm actually OP[/spoiler] also phone flipped it again so reupload
Hudson Thomas
that's gay
Jack Hall
Matthew Sullivan
Dominic Hall
I choose both.
Eli Brown
Wyatt Brown
It's hard to tell ironic cancer from genuine cancer now
Blake Lewis
on this site it always goes hand in hand
Justin Clark
what's the matter user, our memes too dank for you?
Christian Gomez
Cameron Martinez
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Ian White
Is this real?
I don't think I can watch her streams anymore.
Luis Foster
I've been on b for about 8 years now and I gotta say, you may be right. This is horrible. I think b is actually dying.
Camden Kelly
yeah it's real. What streams do you mean? Porn ones? She's been doing shit stuff for a while I think. Not sure if she still does it to this day though
Yea Forums was never good
Nathan Gray
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poo niggas
Evan Morales
Does she still do chaturbate? It's been a few months since I logged on.
Evan Rodriguez
nice
Carter White
no idea honestly I've just seen her in /gif/ scat threads cos I'm a sick fuck
Nathaniel Murphy
>jokes about IE
>uses chrome
Kill yourself.
Angel Jenkins
Bentley Rivera
Michael Sanders
Who are you talking to user? You really think the guy who made that image is in this thread? Calm down son
Carson Reed
Wyatt Sullivan
Please no... not again. I'm not strong enough
Joseph Martinez
One time a chunk of mucous came out her ass during a CB stream and that was enough to kill my boner and kill the stream.
Scat is fucking disgusting
Gavin Gomez
Joshua Flores
Cameron Price
>science student
>science
>student
Jesus christ, these are so fucking shit they are unironically the type of meme you would find on a shitty facebook meme page followed by millions of retarded Indians.
Whoever posts these shit memes, hang yourself immediately you useless fuck. Do it right now.
Elijah Jones
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Juan Jenkins
> Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Michael Peterson
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
> MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Anthony Butler
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
> Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Benjamin Martin
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
> MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Jack Turner
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
> Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Mason Bell
Nig
Caleb Phillips
>only hilarious internet memes allowed
>posts garbage
every fucking time
William Mitchell
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
> About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Joshua Lewis
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
> She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Robert Ramirez
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
> Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Gabriel Hernandez
Summer
Ryder Kelly
Hudson Mitchell
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
> Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Robert Cruz
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
> Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Jackson Hall
ftfy
Isaac Sanders
haha friend. This is really funny. How about a greentext (first time) to show you how much this image made me LOL.
>I SEE IMAGE
>HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>OK ITS FUNNY! THANK YOU user.
Jason James
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
> Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Camden Fisher
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
> Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Jackson Ross
Liar
Bentley Bailey
Sebastian Lee
Hey guys I'm holding a caption contest winner gets to be big penis man so please caption this image with funny lol lol caption so I can post this image with caption in future ylyl threads thank you anons
Jonathan Mitchell
make money how?
Isaiah Morales
>make Instagram account
>repost terrible memes that 12 year olds find funny
>build following
Then you can choose how to monetise
>sell merch to do with your brand
>let advertisers make sponsored posts on your account
>sell the account to someone (big accounts can be worth thousands to millions)
Good luck user
Luke Martinez
kys
Wyatt Kelly
thanks user
Noah Johnson
For healthcare to be an "expensive luxury" in America you need to be some deadbeat working a similarly deadbeat job
In which damn near everything is a luxury
Christian Adams
come on now we can't have this fantastic thread die on us
Angel Johnson
Remember to stretch your limbs boyos.
Isaac King
Nice here
Sebastian Sanders
Kayden Davis
my redditfag ass saw this on reddit. Why not come up with things on your own?
Grayson Parker
Can we post some actually funny content please? I need this to relax after work and while my wife is actually looking after the kids for once.
Christopher Bennett
oh shit. Image limit reached again. starting another one
Tyler Jones
Su-su-summertime sadness...
Michael Lee
oh no I said actually too many time oh god oh fuck
Parker Myers
Actually no. He would have circled only "1"
David Roberts
Not bad at all user. Do you have any way of taking a picture of your butt while on your belly? Wanna see ifit's nice and round,
Gavin Russell
I have a pic like that already of me but image limit is reached so join my new shitpost of a ylyl and I'll post it
Ryder Cruz
Lost.
(You)
Good job user
Owen Reed
if this flag doesn't offend you, you need a lesson in history
>traitors to the USA
>over 500,000 Americans dead
>slavery
Jordan Thompson
What kind of fake bullshit test is this
Hunter Reyes
I get it, the thread is ironically funny because of how awful and not funny it is but the point is the be the opposite
this is ironic
good job OP, I lost and lol'd at the premise
Jace Brown
Lost
Kayden James
Sucks when your own family internalizes the consciousness of the bourgeois and becomes incapable of critiquing the systems of oppression created by capitalism.
Kevin Miller
Die..slowly over many many years feeling the crushing mortality as death takes you by inches.
Leo Jenkins
i lost time to leave the thread
Christopher Richardson
>Liberal arts doesn't = humanities
Liberal arts doesn't = science
Robert King
it looks really red and angry
Cameron Morgan
Reply
Xavier Thomas
Reply
Joseph Gonzalez
You, sir, are a damned girl.
Dylan Collins
who is she?
and i would eat the shit and smear it over my cock
Bentley Bell
Mintu you silly bastard
John Johnson
fuck you
Isaiah Sanders
I wasnt sure if Iam the only one who had that thought.
Tyler Kelly
fu q
Eli Sanders
>responding to a pic older than you
Blake Miller
fuck you bitch
Cameron King
Fuck off
Henry Hughes
no
Eli Nelson
Really, I lose to this?
Josiah Sanchez
Based mom protecting user
Gabriel Smith
My my
Colton Wright
NIGGER
Jack Martinez
Boner
Charles Campbell
And that is how God created niggers.
Grayson Gonzalez
kek
John Clark
asss