I'm about to go to a strip club to get laid, how much should I bring Yea Forums?

I'm about to go to a strip club to get laid, how much should I bring Yea Forums?

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As long as you have the other kidney you'll be fine.

Cocaine. Seriously that's what they want.

I can't buy that for reasons.

Prescription drugs and $575

Anons poor attempt at humor
2/10

Sex should cost you upwards of $500 an hour
You’re a fucking virgin loser though so you’ll only need 10 mins

Go to a brothel you retard

LMFAO you're probably right.

What reasons? If you can't afford it you can't afford to get laid in a strip club. If you don't know where to get it someone you know has the hookup that shit is everywhere

Visit a brothel idiot

Most women would prob only charge $200-$300 an hour in theory

Don't worry, you won't.

Dude just go online and get an escort. there most of the time just 200 an hour

>paying a whore to blueball you
unironically have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation cucksoiboi.

That's about right, in parts of america where prostitution is illegal. If you go to a super low income area, it might be cheaper, but you also might get mugged. It might take more than one visit with the same girl before she trusts you enough, but after that, you can probably get a discount.

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All online escorts are police. It's stupid easy to catch johns who look for prostitutes online.

>in theory

Lol wut?

>in theory
we got ourselves a scientist

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I got a blowjob the other night at a strip club called cheaters

Then went to a strip club in West Palm and a spent 1200$ drunk and girl gave me coke. It was strange no pussy though, I has drunk dick

Nope I bought a girl off eros and got a blowjob and came down her throat. It was nice

Found the Reddit NPCs.

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You're not going to get laid.

No you didn't.

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