I sell a ton of shit on eBay. got this gem today. how should I reply? Trips decide

I sell a ton of shit on eBay. got this gem today. how should I reply? Trips decide.

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send a pic of your dick
>handle this

Okay i will give it to you for free + $100

Get a job nigger

"I also take kidneys, lungs and livers."

you can have it for free when i can humiliate your asshole. it's a fair deal.

"Gas, grass or ass"

Ask if they can at least pay for shipping. If so, quote them the price it would cost to send an empty box to their address.

Then send an empty box to them, and tell them "The box is on its way!"

Bump this shit hahaha, give another try
to this user plz

Rolan

do this op

Rollies

Ask if they can wash dishes for you.

Roll

No problem, I will send it to you free of charge.

I can send you a box for just the price of shipping.

Mail them empty box.

This

This?

This!

This...

'I want to see a picture of the hole where your poop comes out'

Thiss

This....

Thiser

This

Thiserino

This,

maybe paypal is giving him issues and he really just wants to buy it?

This,,

This

This. I love boxes.

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This?!

This

Cum on an dead birb and send the mf that

Box

Box.

Box?

Roll

Box!

>sell a ton of shit
>405 feedbacks

Boxxer

Boxerunis

Box bot

Box!!

Box,,

Rooooll

Roll for this plus shit in box!

Box,,,

thes

people don't leave feedback like they used too

Box

Reroll

Box.

Box!

Box?

Box

Box

Do you even ebay, bro? That's alot, considering less than half the buyers will probably leave feedback.

Box!

Box...

that's not me, that that's the goober that wants free shit.

WinRAR!

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bumping this

Winneur!

I guess if you live stream me a nude masturbation session I could work something out with you if your female if you happen to be a male I would much rather just see you go fuck yourself and never talk to me again.

Trips wins!

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Tripperoo!

Fpbp

you looking wrong . the 405 feedbacks are from the guy who send the massage. not him.

Mein Chekken!

Deliver, OP!

What is the item?

Checked. I guess OP could just send a message back with just one word:. WINNER!

checked 20 minutes ago. still waiting.

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Winner winner chicken dinner