HELP. What is this yellow shit in my eye and how do I get rid of it?

HELP. What is this yellow shit in my eye and how do I get rid of it?

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its a sign that you pee too much
drink less

Aids. Pop your eye out with a spoon. Stick it under a cold tap. Dry it off with a tea towel. Pop the eye back in. Easy.

Jaundice

Go to the doctor for medical advice you fucking moron.

It means that you have some mud blood in you.

stab it with a knife

I tried and she claimed it would impossibly have been able to develop out of nowhere, but it has.
i have none whatsoever, faggot

Shit is coming over there.

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probably dead skin tissue tbh
But if not go to the hospital and order a specialist appointment.
doctors cant really do shit tbh, they are just there to look for common problems

user, is it just one eye? Then it’s probably just a bruise. Both eyes? See a doctor

change your diet

Have you had it forever?

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How old are u?

You have been visited by the Laura of mediocre threads.

This thread is about to die with only 13 replies. OP, hopefully you got what you desired out of it and that it wasn't a total loss.

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DID SOMEONE SAY YELLOW

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op im doctor
you have an eye tumor
to get rid of it do what said as it will cut the blood flow to the tumor.
BUT DO IT PRECISELY AND DESINFECT THE KNIFE!

this

The change in your eye, is it recent? If so, it might be due to you ingesting a toxic chemical, or a build up of certain types of agents. It should be evaluated right away. Good luck bro.