(I present to you the first ever interactive greentext)
>Yea Forums you
>Lost in woods
>There are four trails going north, south, east and west
>Stomach grumbles
>Tacobellregret.png
>Need to take a massive shit
>Have five options
>Go noth, go south, go east, go west or dig a hole in the center
>Which will it be Yea Forums?
South because it starts with S which reminds me of Andy Sixx's log of shit
>Be you
>Go south
>More Forest, but a little more secluded, no paths except the way back
>Perfect spot to take a shit
>You decide at first to take a shit there
>Begin to squat down
>Suddenly a giant pepe appears
>What now?
>Ree that there's tendies like a fucking normie, take a shit into your hand and throw it, fight mortal combar style or run like fuck
>Be you
>No reaction
>Pepezilla looks at you, and decides you must be some sort of shitty 90s action figure
>He decides to act out peepee inspection day onto you
>Rips your peepee off
>Obtained severed, shit-stained cock
>Pepe leaves
>You have died of rough peepee inspection
>Try again?
poo poo in hand and throw
FUCK
yes try again
>reddit spacing
>Be you
>Proceed to shit into hand
>Throw it like some sort of nigger-monkey
>It hits pepezilla in the fucking face
>Pepe is in shock
>He is unsure how to react
>He begins to walk away
>What now?
>Leave him alone and book it, Finish him, finish shit and clean up or hang self for what you just did
Finish that motherfucker to avenge my interrupted shit sesh
>Be you
>Jump up at pepezilla
>Grab his head
>Twist and instant kill
>Decide to pull his head off mortal combat style
>Blood is everywhere
>Pepe falls to the ground
>His blood smells of fresh tendies and Dr.Pepper
>Optained pepe meat (Head)
>What now?
>Check pepezilla's pockets, leave him alone and go cook the meat, head back or hang self?
Check them pockets
>Be you
>Decide to check the pockets of Pepezilla
>There's something inside...
>FUCKING SCORE
>It's 526 GBP, good for a whole 20 pc nugget meal in this dimension
>Put GBP in pocket
>What now?
>Same options as before, but pockets are now empty
Not really feeling hungry so let's head back
>Be you
>Head back to the 4 paths
>Tree falls in the south, which isn't the end of the world as you've already done everything there
>Look around
>There's a whole forest of retardation ahead
>What now?
>Be you
>Head back to the 4 paths
>Tree falls in the south, which isn't the end of the world as you've already done everything there
>Look around
>There's a whole forest of retardation ahead
>What now, buckaroo?
(My bad for typing it twice, computer is laggy as shit.)
I'll pick up some stones and shit to use as weapons in case I get attacked again
>Be you
>Obtain stones
>Bowels are now empty
>Nothing else is here
>What now?
>North, East, West
>Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a nigger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, eenie meenie miney mo
I think I'll pick East.
DIVE IN POOL
u still here op?
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