ITT: Porn so good you can quote it

ITT: Porn so good you can quote it.

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Well he's not MY nephew.

Who the fuck CAN'T quote their porn? You're not telling me you're one of those faggots who watches a porn video once and then doesn't even download or bookmark it or anything, right?

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>Just understand you're not getting laid.

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>girl #1: fuck her in the ass
>girl #2: yea fuck her in the ass
>girl #3: fuck me in the ass???
>dude: oh yea baby

YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY DICK HARDER
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[ ANGRY HORSE NOISES ]

En ce moment je parierais que tu t'imagines déjà que tu suces ma bite au rythme des coups de fouet de mes couilles sur ta gueule.

"I'm gonna stick it up your ass.
- But I poop from there!
- Not right now you don't.
- Is it gonna hurt?"

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but i poop from there

nigger beat me

>You own me. You control me.

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"What's my favourite genre of FUCKING music?"

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Kek

Tomorrow

Raylene "Ahhhm young dumb and full of cum"........"actually I'm not too dumb".

Fucking kazaa gold.

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xvideos
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"What's your name?
"Cherry doll"
"Cherry doll...your name is piece of shit whore from now on ok?
"OK"
"That's your name in this video"
"What's your name"
"Piece of shit whore"
"Huh?
"PIECE OF SHIT WHORE"

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classic

Also classic.

why dont they remake old porn like they remake old movies

I’m not at the beach, this is a bathtub.

"I'll give you a piece of candy if you come in my car. "
"If you give me all that candy, I'll cum in your mouth. "

Source?

>remake of Private's Cleopatra
my body isn't ready for that

I think her name was Taylor Rain. I don't remember the film.

"GLARK GLARK GLARK"

"You fuck just like daddy."
"I know, mom told me."

Wait. She was giving out the candy and in the car?

>oh youre such a prude
from OPs porn
aunt fucks her nephew

"I always wondered what my brother's cum tastes like."

But why

Germanfags will remember

>Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh rum?
>Warum hast du eine Maske auf?
>Dann blas mir doch einen.

>shows her ass to camera man.
>"Jesus Christ, it looks like someone kicked in a potato.

Nice. I remember this one.

Who was the bitch in the scene?

kek, some couch castings are pretty brutal
"oh my god you're like a muppet's beated up cousin"

Jasmin St. Claire

oh my

Sauce?