Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread
This is the end, beautiful friend

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Heya

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I can't stop masturbating

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I'll never look into your eyes again

MOTHER

Cool Dovey smooches would help lots today :3

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Jessica Albutt

what's the lewdest thing you do while fapping?

Put stuff up my butt

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definitely :3

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she is the most natural of the sisters and I like that.

if she said she'd do anything to do, what would you have her do? would you have her peg you? or regular sex? or anal with her?

best lips on earth

not that user but I'd have her sit on my face and jerk me off, then as I came she'd let go and ruin my orgasm and hold my legs down while I squirm

my fave part of her too

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meh, they are fake

Come on baby, take a chance with us

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If I could only do one thing with her I'd probably just fuck her so I didn't miss my chance.
But I'd be down for pretty much anything, I'd definitely let her peg me. I'd definitely want to fuck her perfect feet too.

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still nice tho

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Not sure, but either way they are still super lovely.

Are you dumb? They aren't faek

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
i wanna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

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get a grip on yourself Babby Dumpling

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KX9WvOjKFuM

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I used to be able to fap for hours now i want to cum in 10 mins

I'd do literally anything just to be in the same room as Kendall

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That's the problem, I always have a grip on myself.

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dude they are great lips, but he's right they are fake lol

think she'd get mad if I ran up and sniffed her butt?

she is worth a billion dollars now too lol, because of her all natural diaper brand or whatever the fuck it is. some shit californians buy.

I feel the same way.

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Bitch no

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Didn't know you were into Kendall

you believe what you want to believe m8

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Such a perfect Goddess

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Defend the qts!

I don't believe people that deny cc
Always

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Not sure I'm who you think I am.
Shes too good, user.

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not that horny today lads what is going on?

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Probably not actually, makes sense

I don't know, can I help?

what changed?

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Who did you think I was?

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too warm to beat meat

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She is absolutely average
No idea why she gets modelling work

I know. She's so perfect it hurts

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you could do it all with her, so after you've gotten the normal fucking out of the way, what would be your choice with her? feet fucking?

Beady kek
He's been complaining bout fapping too much recently

I live in Florida, so this time of year it's super hot every day.

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she IS a complete boner killer

you probably wouldn't even find it hot here
but imma pussy, can't handle the heat smh

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I don't know. I think it's because I look forward to it so much now I get way too turned on. fbm

no bully
Yeah most likely, i love her feet
Every inch is flawless.

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Heat is all relative. It's what you are used to. For me when it gets to like 75F/ 24C I'll have a jacket on. So, I'm a pussy the other way. Where are you located?

>iwn be her toilet

>Yeah most likely, i love her feet
when you came would she drink it? or feed it to you?

She would definitely make me eat it.

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Kendall owns me

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can you eat your own cum when you fap? i generally fail

I do it everytime

She has so many men that would give anything to worship her.
Yeah I can, I do it sometimes.

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More sexy celebs here ;^}

discord/gg/3Smb4dr

based

UK, was 30c earlier and I wanted to die

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I know, but I'd like to think I would go above and beyond and worship her in ways others would not.

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I was just in London a few weeks and froze my ass off. Last year I was there for the heat (I preferred that).

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I do this exercise for my back pain. I don't look as good doing it though.

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what's the secret to eating your own cum?

Oh? Tell me what you'd do, user.

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OOOOooohhh yeah Macho Madness continues on this hot Saturday!

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o she flexible

I much prefer the cold lmao, above like 23c is just not great for meh
did you enjoy London?

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Oooooh yyyeah, she knows what she's going with that tongue, Gene!

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Ooooh yyyeah this chick looks like one of those Ayy lmao aliens!

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Depends, sometimes I'm horny enough and don't have to convince myself. Other times I just have to physically force myself to do it.

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Oooooh yyyyeeeeahhh I'd put a Slim Jim in her!

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I can't think of anything I wouldn't do for her. Things too depraved for this thread.

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You should swallow mine

Yeah, I did. I'm there like once a year for work. Usually have a few off days where I can walk around and see different things. I feel like London is a different place than the rest of England, it's like going to Hong Kong versus going to mainland China. I like both, they are just very different. London has the great food and access to just about anything you want because it's so international, the country has the comfiness.

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how do you force yourself?

Ooooh yyyyyeeeeahhh, that's a big head, Gene!

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would you let her shit in your mouth?

Sounds very hot user ...
okay ;)
I put in my mouth with my hand.

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more pixels

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OOOOOOOoohhhhhh
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyeeeeeeaaahh!
I want to sniff those feets in a macho way

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3 slim jims coming up!
OOOOOOOooooooooooohhhh yyyyyyeeeeah!

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I'm ashamed to say that I'd even beg her for it

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Oooooooooooooooohhh yyyyyeeeeeeeeeahhh1
That's more haeds than I am used to on one woman, Gene!

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I was gonna drink tonight but its too hot I probably couldn't even enjoy it :/

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Yeah I'm not near London at all lmao, not really my thing. Always wanted to live big city when I was younger but when you do for a while, you miss being somewhere smaller, somewhere near nature n stuff. Very comfy.
I know a few people who live down there tho and seem to enjoy it a decent amount

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She's so perfect I could never deny her anything

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Toes as long as a Slim Jim!

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This chick is so god damned ugly

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do you ever ruin your orgasms?

Sniff sniff

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>sitting in a hot bath
>browsing /celeb/
>haven't fapped in a week
>not even horny
I've ascended the lewd

Simply ravishing.

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>okay ;)
I'm holding you to this

Never say no user, no matter what, you'd be her slave, toilet, punching bag.
I'm waiting.
Yes, pretty often actually.

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I'd happily be all of those things.

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I can't understand how anyone affords to live there tbh. I'm a Burger so a bit naive, but...
>19% VAT
>40% tax bracket if you make over 32k pounds
>lots of extra little taxes like BBC, congestion charges in the city, etc.
>extremely high property values
>education is "free" until you get a job and then they start billing you for it

I mean I feel like I live in an expensive city, but instead of 40% tax I pay like 25% tax and there is only 9% sales tax and lots of tax write offs for various things. Property is expensive, but not London expensive.

I always leave London wondering where a waiter or fireman is supposed to live.

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Come get it then slut.

>sitting in a hot bath

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i struggle to ruin. i always grab my cock, what's the trick to making sure I don't grab and start stroking?

its winter here

Letting go

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I could probably buy a 3 bedroom house for the price of a tiny one-room box flat in London, it's ridiculous. No idea how anyone who isn't loaded lives there.
I think lots of people live outside the city and travel in on the tube for work every morning, even if it takes like an hour and a half the money you save is worth it.

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I love how much you love our goddess. I'd definitely be all those things too.
Are you going to be rough with me?
Basically just practice, and willpower. Just can't touch it.

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I'm drinking, lovely beer, and lovely ladies. go enjoy the weather and look at all the bare legs out there

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I'd love more than anything to serve Goddess Kendall

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That must be it. Would suck to commute three hours every way. I'd be right with you in a small town even if I couldn't get as good of a job. The quality of life would be better even if I didn't make as much. There is lots of decent jobs outside of London anyways it seems.

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Oh yes. You really don't know the half of it.

did it take you a while to get ruining it right or am i just super weak?

epic

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Then tell me ...
I worship her every day, I hope she comes and takes me away soon.
A handful of failed attempts, but not that long. Now I can do it whenever I want.

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Quality of life is much better I think, an actual sense of community left in some places, you just have to drive a bit further to a decent job.
I know someone who's moving there very soon to work as an investment banker, the money is insane but the lifestyle sounds like hell. Insane hours, extremely competitive, living 100s of miles from home surrounded by rich snobs. Not for me

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and what do you feel is the benefits of a ruin? like why do you do it at all?

>go enjoy the weather
'no'

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Me too!

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Depends how rough you like it. How much you can handle.

Mainly a bit of pleasure denial, also if you want to eat your cum then it helps a lot because you stay horny through the ruin.

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I live in a city filled with rich snobs but my commute is like 25 minutes in the morning, 30min in the evening (40min during tourist season). I'm hoping to make enough money here where I can retire early and move someplace comfy. Not sure where that will be though. In America property values in the country are going down, and in the city going up, since everyone is urbanizing. Is it the same in the UK?

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maybe i'll have to try to eat during the ruin. you just dribble into your hand and put it in your mouth?

Don't hold back.
I'd live the rest of my life as her footrest. I couldn't think of a better fate.
Yeah usually, you should definitely try it.

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should i sit, stand or lay?

squat

Sitting is easiest for me. but whatever you like best.

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There's been a bit of a housing crisis, population growing too much for the number of homes available, so lots are getting built. New estates popping up extremely fast all over the place, which is making it easier for people to buy a home I think. The city though, no chance, extremely high rent in all major cities, all controlled by rich landlords who mostly don't even live in the country.
I'd like to fuck off somewhere even colder and comfier at some point, far north, Iceland or something lmao

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>tfw it's too hot to fap

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I just want to serve and obey her.

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plank

I won't, I want to force something down your throat while you're tied up and can do nothing about it. I know you'd love it.

>somewhere even colder
take me with pls

Too hot for anything I wanna die

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Well I hope you find the ultimate comfy spot user. I gotta run now, nice talking to you!

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upper back on the ground, legs up against the wall

any other words of wisdom for my ruin and eat fap?

obv you're coming with, that was a given silly c:

you too user!

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Fuck, that sounds so hot, tied up, immobile and used hard.
I just love her so much, I feel weak when I see her.
Not much, seems like you want to do it so just find something that really turns you on, take it nice and slow and enjoy it.

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Me too. My whole body gets so weak.

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Glad you like it. You'll have something nice to swallow at the end, don't worry about that.

The duffster is looking very mommy like lately

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Very

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no dying on my watch

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I hope it's a really big load. A mouthful while tears run down my face.
I almost want to cry, I can't imagine a more perfect human.

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Stroking for mommy

Why does every celeb thread turn into faggot roleplay? Ugh.

Weak for Bella

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xD

She's so perfect it hurts

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Roleplay or not, what part of men jerking off together wasn't gay already?

only if the balls touch, you know man !

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Physically hurts, but I like to think she appreciates boys like us.

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It will be. Do you have discord?

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where are the celeb deepnudes lads?

No, sorry :(

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in another thread of course

I cum for Miley everyday

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I love to hurt for Kendall

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Only once?

A shame, I think we could have had a lot of fun..

Her name is Jenner and she's a kardashian clan member, that's why.

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Sometimes many times a day :)

It's constant.

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Do you like cute miley or slutty miley better?

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can we have one just for celebs? i got some really good hd bikini pics of nina dorev and hailey and minka kelly id like to see

far better slutty ! plox user make my day...

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I love all Miley

Who doesn't like slutty miley?

some homos maybe

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I’d luv to fuck that duff butt

I'll post some
idk just curious.
Me too :)

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Like cute Miley more

I just prematurely nutted to this

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...

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Wow, that’s a shame lol

Maybe. that's correct. Gay here i like to see the celeb thread but slutty Miley garant to me a nice boner and i don't like woman at sexual level btw

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perfect feet

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gg/2SkVMt

It's Hailee Steinfeld's dad's birthday today.

Say something nice about him!

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Anyone here have the ones of Miley taking a piss on the side of the road barefoot?

Thanks based Hailee's dad for giving us Hailee to enjoy

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Oh, Emma!

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Is that legit?

AFAIK yeah

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wife

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>trying to have a fap
>people keep calling

This is the way the world ends

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hey qt
hey double qt

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helo

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hey u
I'm too warm help

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Taylor Swift's pussy stinks

I can cool you down with a flamethrower

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