Too many trips will make your brain into mush
TOWER THREAD
Ryder Harris
Ryder Turner
I keked
Brody Hughes
TimeMate ping:
All citizens, all citizens, it's time for your noon dosage of SanitiFix - if it ain't SanitiFix, it's madness. Don't go mad, take your fix.
It's mandatory.
TimeMate ping, off.
Kayden Torres
Are they fresh or frozen?
Gabriel Diaz
ah, we've been boiling rat turds for the last couple of days, tastes about the same, with more caffine.
Daniel Nelson
Are you mad, Citizen? If you jump into the shaft the Netters will get you, then it's re-education or recycling. Best to just take your RelaxxMax and go home.
Matthew Turner
Yes, master.
Henry Roberts
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT A PROSTITUTION LICENCE IS REQUIRED FOR NON-REPRODUCTIVE SEX.
PROSTITUTION LICENCES ARE AVAILABLE FLOOR 342434 SUITE 69
Owen Davis
ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS:!!!
Any unauthorized use of unregistered rape dwarves is strictly forbidden.
Any one caught with illegal and unregistered rape dwarves will be severely punished.
Please use the designated rape dwarf areas
provided on floor 5496.
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The white zone is for loading & unloading only,
If you got to load or unload please use the white zone.
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MAINTENANCE
Daniel Morales
Hi fellow citizens.
I'm Hank, citizen#63889-64a.
I will be hosting a party,a gathering if you woll in my apartment #547 floor 5887. Tonight at 8 pm.
There will be music ,games,and refreshments and snacks.
Come by, I'll be waiting to meat you..
I meant meet you.