Hey Yea Forums

because he's not looking for help he's looking for validation like a bitch

Ugly white dudes get laid in Japan all the time. You’re doing something wrong.

It's cause those ugly white dudes are out in the city. OP just sits at home swiping on tinder.

Fuck you, them nips love pasty white dudes.

"A white dude in japan"
Minority weeb who got rejected to many times in the states, and thought going to kawaiiland will get him poon..
You're honestly pathetic, man..

THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.

This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION

Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

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here's the picture

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Posture is all wrong. You look like Japan after the 2 bombs. Submissive.

keep swiping right. you can't match unless you swipe right on them.

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Whatever floats your white boats

its actually true. My roommate went to japan. they flock to tourists because they are usually rich and will buy them things. they arent sexually attracted to them.

bump

I just got tinder last week an I'm poppin atm. How u should set up ur profile honestly depends if ur looking for hookups or a relationship

This. First pic should always be a full front shot of your face and shoulders - gives an immediate idea of what you look like. All the other pictures you need to look lively and fun - doing poses/during in activities work best. If you must have a stood still picture, you need a good assertive posture - feet shoulder width apart, back straight, shoulders broadened and hands in pockets with the thumbs out pointing toward your crotch.

Then its your bio. What does it say?

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any relationship from tinder will not last.

You can get lucky if the girl hasn't been on it for long and is slightly older. If they're >25 or been on it for longer than a couple of months then its too late, they've already been told its okay to be a slut and that they're actually the ones who lose out the most on marriage.

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My bio is empty actually. I never thought that was important. What should I put?

Its incredibly important for guys to have a bio - women crave an emotion connection, and you will need to show of who you are. I've watched female friends scroll through the app, and while they will swipe left on the first pic, they NEVER swipe right without opening their profile and checking them out. Your pictures will tell one story of who you are (where you've been, do you have friends, have you ever worn a suit for any occasion? etc) your bio will tell the other.

A simple list of the things you enjoy is the bare minimum you should provide, but ideally a good flirty joke or funny insight into your life will yield the best results. You should DEFINITELY include the fact that you are a tourist and how long you intend to stay there for. This will narrow down your matches to women who want to hookup in the short term.

You don't want any of your bio to be longer than two paragraphs (ideally just 3 sentences), and it should be written in a way that is easy to read.

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thanks for the tip user