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>Mental health support edition for obese unemployed faggots.
someone needs to snatch that shit outve your stupid fucking mouth &just shoot you in the fucking face
Fuck off to a fucking weeb board cunt.
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THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.
This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Banana_id:81bwlq48q6
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this is my waifu and i love her
Tho i will agree , less of these threads whould be very nice so better threads can take their place banning them whould destroy the WHOLE CONCEPT of Yea Forums , aka:basically do what ever the fuck as long as its legal
>samefagging this hard
catch a 7.62 up ur ass FAGGOT
hi im in bed, sleeping soon
how're you?
heya, i hope you're very comfy
im good, just woke up, not much to say really
how was your night?
i am! cuddling my body pillow so that's nice, as usual
oh okay, was sleep alright then?
hmm, there's not much to say about my night really.. watched some youtube and i think that's about it.. a very uneventful night. i can't really remember what i did so that must mean i did nothing, right?
thats good, im glad to hear it
yeah i slept well
well thats alright, as long as you enjoyed yourself, or didnt not enjoy it or something
death to kikes
claiming ^^
th-thanks
good!
the more i think about it the more im realizing my memory is kind of blank about it ;-;
do you have any plans for today? do you have work?
boobjob?
you're welcome!
thats alright, maybe it wasnt good, but that also means it wasnt bad either :)
im gonna start up the new ff14 expansion and play that for a few hours before work, thats the plan today
clownie banana cucking post
now the great clownprince appears!
i'm sorry?
the clown will take one! clownie likes the big tits
yes it certainly wasn't bad so that's a good thing at least
sounds like a fun plan, hope you enjoy
well i really should be going to sleep, i hope that's alright with you.. goodnight, have a good day. i hope we can talk later
are you Clownpiece? :o
my wife
exactly
thanks, i do too
of course its alright, if youre tired you should rest
goodnight, sleep well!
clown is clown. clown honks clown lewds clown is friend to all and clown is love.
My waifu is a hungry buge
post nudes
he walks through a desert seeking a dream, a dream of which he is to be weened. he travels, his throat dries, he falls, ever thirsty never satisfied
Yep.
*sip*
where ice and lava meet over a field of snow a pilgrimage lies. the trip is delicate, hoping for a single moment to be ceased. every step in the travels, a heart will flutter. while the sight is fleeting, i stand agasp to the wonder.
um good luck with your trip
please don't honk! i have no lewds!
she's really pretty.. and white :)
it is you, the hair of ice, the eyes of lava, and the gown of snow. this is my way to complement tomoe's appearance.
clown does what clown must. every good clown MUST be willing and able to give a good honk
likewise :)
cute eyes
oh
that's pretty fancy
*honk*
w-what made you want to become a clown? :o
c-cute horns >< no lie i would totally run my fingertips on them
i don't have nudes but I think almost naked is much hotter than completely naked.
lewd >
omg that's so hot >///
I have a weakness for CUTE dragon girls
Suzune from Senran Kagura. Waifu as fuck.
Check out my discord too, please. We fight over waifus over here.
the clown is jest the best, this clown also likes what she sees
you sure you can take a clownie honking cause its a coming. honk honk
everyone is serious. they cry, they yell. so much time passes in a blink of an eye. bananas, relationships, exposing one another, claiming terrible crimes. the world has forgotten what is important. the smile, the laugh, the joy of a clown, and the fact in the end it's all a joke
honk honk clownie is a clown that posts clowns. one day this clown must find one waifu clownie to keep posting for more consistency.
clownie is slightly turned on
i wanna tug her anchor..
SK is literal shit
kill yourself
youtu.be
Gibby what the hell
you lost me ><
i thought clowns were funny
she likes to get pull by the anchor if you know what I mean~
>tfw Mako refused to become a slutbunny
yuno is also shit
still kill yourself you shill
My wife.
Fuck off you stupid piece of shit nobody wants to join your awful server
You fuck off too, nobody wants to see your stupid ERP and shitposting you retarded faggot
Piss off you nigger-loving kike whores
Trips are truth, but yeah you're right, i was wrong for jumping on the send nudes train when i should have said send lewds.
keep on honking
>/////
No one asked for your opinion faggot.
That is one cute gun pupper
by legs you mean her propellers~
yeah they're pretty strong
The fuck happened while I was gone?
it will be explained. the answer to my odd phrases is this:
1. the user is a horny fucker looking at the wrong spot for lewds
2. i said the horned waifu is a cute one
3. everyone takes shit too seriously and makes drama that is why I post clowns
ehh i guess you don't get it. kick back and chill. this isn't about roleplay or me actually wanting erp from anyone. im doing what im doing for a reason bud ill keep supporting you just find your chill
maybe but what is the occasion for more honks?
Ironic ERP is still ERP, fuck off clownfaggot
colonization you imbecile scum!
you better learn to love it because this is here to stay
waif
i want to have sex with Mari.
very nice tits! ur waifu is so beautiful!
clownanon dindu nuffin, goy
we died and came back as cutebois
That information is insufficient. Explain further.
listen, clown
have you read the book IT?
she is beautiful and white
clown is clown. clown is not here to offend or troll. clown also is not here to erp people especially in public. i am here to laugh serve and help forget drama lots of people built up here.
you are thanked for your attempt to defend me, this clown wants to avoid anyone arguing or spamming each other if possible. the world is a joke so its better to laugh then to fight
All waifus are beautiful and white
I'm back, nigger.
Your waifu is literally a dog. Kill yourself.
clown user knows IT. we all float here lures in and kills. i am not sure if pennywise fits clownie all too well in something to keep posting as
Honk honk
Then explain Mikasa
can you go away
honk honk~
galil is jewish not even white
Who?
but mines me very white :3
my waifu is a batolship god dammit
why was uppotte so bad
nice waifu i bet she has a tasty asshole as well
:o
i thought she had real propellers come out her butt or something
three honks and floor it
Now shoot up a mosque
And what about Casca?
How white?
Who?
Source of pupper?
Bitch please
Not all waifus are wh*te.
For example, the IMI Galil is Israeli. Your waifu is Jewish.
big bouncing balloons
clown will honk the cute tomoe in that case. honk honk~
clowns only have waterguns and corkguns. that only makes people wet or leaves a very tiny bruise.
The policy and ideology of /waifu/RELOADED's colonial expansion between the early 2019s (circa beginning of the Second coming of BANANANA Revolution) and the outbreak of Autism War IV in 2018 are often characterised as the "New Faggeolism." The period is distinguished by an unprecedented pursuit of what has been termed "BANANANA out. Autism in." An aggressive competition for waifuism inspired territorial acquisitions and the emergence in colonising boards of doctrines of racial superiority which denied the fitness of subjugated claimers for mental illnesses.
i will mnot go any deeper faggot SURELY YOU MUST NOT BE THAT DENSE?!
worst thread in a long time
>communism
>colonialism
pick one, retard
Ok retard
very white and very pure
>(((they))) don't know yet
as opposed to animation, subjugation, copy paste, spams a plenty. look at my dick judge it plenty, what would you do, look out loli im cumming for you, fur's flying, yellow's yelling, cuck me world my wife's buying, many porn threads but still craves more. b8, v8, glowfags, newfags, plenty of claims oldfag, attention whores, whiteknights raising their flags swaring loyalty just for one tit.
*burns down mosque*
Agreed
too bad she's mine
don't stick your you know what in there...
Royal Navy white
Stay mad
My waifu's skin is beautiful
all the better to feed the kids with! xD
The whiter the better I always say
Tl;dr
> yellow revolution
> yellow war
> waifuism caught in between
> /pol/
> we hate autists now
> t. overweight obsolete kike gun
good evening all!
>IQ over 9999999
you got it faggot!
Where are her tits?
MODS!
BOOBJOB
sorry but my cutie doesn't need cow tits to be attractive
Who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?
she's idol shit
belongs in the trash
Where?
She also doesn't need to be 8 years old, you pedo
can i get a boobjob from her? i'll let u cum in my waifu
>Overweight
Less than a pound heavier than an M4A1, with 5 more rounds, a folding stock, a significantly longer barrel, etc. And there's shorter and lighter variants.
>Obsolete
Nowhere near even somewhat close to being true
That's not that white
M16 > Galil
...don't
its up to her...
I don't think she'll let me cum on anyone else...
well, she's white to me
She's a boring old basic bitch thot and she isn't even cute
me and her both then
>8
not a chance
Claiming best girl.
honk honk yes that is a good use for them. clownie thinks Sirius is secretly a little lewd bit it's okay with the clown
So is literally everyone in that show..
But M16 is not a kike gun. It's freedom incarnate
How old is she?
She's a deadly Naval battle ship!
that doesn't stop me from a good wank
with big cannons!
a butt, a cute butt!
fifteen... so head-pats for a year if you must
Who’s the faker
you
honk~ fake, a dead one like Another?
No man can handle that
why can't you wank to ANYONE else?
nuh uh, her cannons are for her children ><
But the consent age is 13?
>.>
I don’t understand
well we have no issues then my friend
because yours has huge tits just begging to be plastered in cum
Stop?
Let her live out her childhood, dude
what about cumming on your tummy and leaving my waifu alone?
big tits are good for honk! honk honk~
blueberry is sweet and does not understand. in Another there is a certain number of students. the problem is there is one student more then there should be.. and a mystery takes place due to it with many many things happening.
no way I already started
she's super cute and i like her cuteness
she's super cute and lewd
What
im sorry it's a show that is decent also very cute picture
she is also super cute calling people super cute
o-okay thanks
o-okay thanks
how would you honk those tits!?
where did you get that pic of me and my waifu?
you should stop
nuh uh, she's beautiful and white
i bet you wish you were beautiful and white
no
keep posting so I can finish
being beautiful will mean a lot of fake people will only love me for my beauty
being beautiful is an actual curse
And I have white in me, it's alright
I will not. Please fap to your mother
i liked that picture i might pick that one to plaster
Please don't do it...
I took those pictures in confidence she wouldn't leak them...
want to see it?
Hmmmm sure
smile! you are a cute friend with cute friends!
honk.... that would take something clownie is not gunna do here. this clown has certain loyalties I account for clown thinks. clown is confused on that status
do you like honking random tits?
i love her red eyes
thank you, yui is looking cute today as well
also its time for work, bye bye
Oh look. A thread of fucking sluts.
Saya is not a slut.
You called?
what a dirty slut
lewd picture. clown really really likes tits. clown also does not want to honk random tits because clown is loyal and stuff
bye user~
people are assholes, i hate when they lewd my waifu
;~;
you are a funny and pure clown, i like you
you should post more
bye for now
>you (sono)
>having a waifu
lol
keep posting more i'm almost there
That's Sono for real or are we just accusing everyone of being Sono like we did with Ralphie?
It’s them
At my count we have confirmed five or six sono waifus if this isn't Sono. Raphie I suspect of being three posters but nothing confirmed.
look at the way he writes it's literally sono
>sono leaves
>thread dies
glad he's gone anyway.
blessed
wrong filename
ello. people think it is a sono? clown ignores random user rumors but if its true its true. clownie doesnt know. i felt a little uncomfortable because clown isnt interested in cheating on clownie's partner. clownie just wants to be friends with everyone and playfully flirts... clownie does not want people thinking it leads to anything.
imagine rping as a clown because two people said honk as an inside joke a few times
t.raphie/sono
imagine thinking my waifu clown choice was because of an inside joke. the clown exists to counter a banana and drama its time to relax and unwind. people been stressing on each other and drama. its time to laugh clown world
raphie isn't sono
>choice
lol
>counter
lol
You do realize Yea Forums has always had loli and CP posted... It was WAYYY worse early in the days too
hello sono's orbiter i didnt realize it was you when you are not spamming nigger faggot.
???
Why does everyone hate Sono so much?
because alice2 has trouble with her double personality aka Sono so she sends her hordes of followers after Sono. Alice2 and Sono are the same person
Yas Queen Slay.
they don't they simply envy them so much they want to be them but cannot
>Alice2 and Sono are the same person
This honestly would not surprise me because they're both psychopaths.
it's almost as if people act edgy on Yea Forums
envying an e-psychopath
fake news
my perspective if simple: who the hell cares who tries to post what. i mean i am the one posting as a clown but you guys going on and on harrassing and stalking eachother are the real clowns.
honk honk clown world. that is one of the most off the wall theories yet.
i take back my previous post. i dont care if they are this sono or not. do you need a clown licence too? i can get yah one. like i just said who cares if they are posting here or not. if they arent evene talking to you who cares
who even cares about an edgy claim from an edgy person anymore? you are just feeding into drama. if you dont like someone ignore them you dont wanna become ean autism-chan turned banana spammer
ok sono orbiter
Jesus Christ
discord gg/dQynKJg
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WOW it's like that doesn't disproves you aren't an orbiter
sono has DID. alice and sono both live in NYC. alice got stabbed on the vagina as a kid causing trauma and developed dual personalities
like Diavolo and Doppio
Here goes the real obitor of Sono.
oh no it's the cringey sadboi niggerfaggot
Is this one of Sono's orbiters too?
you can make accusations if you want. now you are just making a clown laugh. this clown did prove they didnt samefag like you implied so now. if you dont trust me fine if you do fine. i'll say it once so listen up: i dont care who is on when i post. i just respond to whoever decides to talk. if sono talks to me ill give them time. i dont care whatever rumors or drama people claim. when people personally offend me i ignore them. having a vendetta against some random person on the internet is some childhood drama stuff. we are not in school anymore if you are eighteen.
good taste. i like the song
Calling me an orbiter is a really boring silencing tactic once it's been seen through. Pick something new please.
ok retard
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Hail the one true waifu