Rekt
Rekt
Story?
Dad surprises son with his appearance and son makes him proud.
fake
What the fuck?
'would be really shitty if someone would shoot themself with this loaded gun that im gonna place here...'
Son is a brony who faps to ponies and hentai all day. Dad is disgust. Says why don't you just do us a favor and remove yourself. Here, use my gun.
Little did he know most bronies and anime addicts are constantly contemplating suicide since they know they are utterly worthless to the rest of humanity.
Is this some sort of experiment?
It's from a movie.
Ellen "Juno" Page in 2019.
No shit.
checked
she's not aging well considering her wealth
It's a grainy picure and she has dark hair and big eyebrows it accentuate all the bad detail
pretty sure she has aids as she looks a lot like freddy mercury
see?
Now she's wearing a black coat and her face is shadowed it's like the photograph wants her to look old
it´s the vegan diet
Ok saving the thread
Lol
How would you even know who you're fighting?
Check their ankles
I miss having the full video...
The son told his parents he is suicidal, parents dont believe him and get upset so the dad gives the son his gun and says "if you really are suicidal then do it, i dare you". Son actually does it and they lose their shit.
The classic
kill em all
hand grenades & nukes rocket launchers
Wouldn't this just be that the metal scaffolds touched a power line causing their muscles to grip onto the bars more?
what a bunch of cheap whores then, if they show ankle...
No you retard. Look at how their muscles act when the gas hits
Lurk moar
It's one of my favorite
Yo post burner i got the original raw rip.
I worked for a local small town news channel for a bit so we got sent a hard copy lol.
Think about having this as a sex doll.
kek the way he smacks him on the head always fuckin gets me
Its pretty real. I've seen this in person. Even the balls go inside her. Her vag is so gaping, that it doesn't even leave any deformation in her skin.
100% real.
You're the one that's fake news.
>Its pretty real
The shadows from the dildo are far different from the shadows her legs cast you retard
How can you be so cruel. I'm disappointed in all of you.
son shoots himself in the head with fathers gun
bullet goes through the skull and ricochets into the wall of the neighbouring gas refinery, rupturing a canister on the other side of the wall which immidiatly releases massive amounts of lethal nerve gas into the atmosphere. The parents inhale the gas and immidiatly start convulsing on the floor, defecating themselves.
Apparently, they both died on the way to the hospital, but later made a full recovery.
Wat
Fuck off. This is real. You're just one of those fuckers who say the Earth is round when its actually flat.
That's real dildo, and she obviously slammed her body deep on it. The proof is right there! Undoctored video proof.
NOPE
this bothers me the most
Maybe fake, but it looks like JellyBeanNose ??
>Maybe fake
Nah brah, totally real.
someone PLEASE explain why the penis looks that way
Oof
not-so-special olympics
wow you have the original raw rip hard copy you actually snatched from a news channel??? fucking radical, you absolute madman.
It was publicly streamed live for everyone to watch you dumbfuck. The vid was uploaded everywhere.
explains why people do it across the table I guess.
i guess the tiniest sparkle when barrow touches concrete causes the explosion, because of a gas leakage.
They have turbo vision
It's sad.
Dude
pls explain, I'm really curious
Penis pump
shes so edgy she just had to hold her hoodie with her middle finger
>Dad: Then kill yourself!
>Son: Proceeds to kill himself showing he had more balls than his father
Wow. They actually break down.
In 60 percent of the world the parents would just stand there and bitch about the cost of moving their sons body.
I bet after the incident their neighbors congratulated them on saving a few hundred dollars in college debt.
Not saying the world is a terrible place. Just saying the world has constructed an environment that socially forces people into becoming terrible.
>Wouldn't this just be that the metal scaffolds touched a power line causing their muscles to grip onto the bars more?
nah.
That looks fun
what the fuck? how long would you have to pump your penis for it to get so large?
Probably injecting synthol into it
FUUUCK
That's the rekt I wanna see. Something that isn't someone getting casually killed in some way but still leaves a bigger effect than the usual death webms.
This is so cool
when god really wants to make sure he got you.
After a major gas leak in the area the police attempt to resuscitate the victim on the floor. The woman rushes to the police car for help but unfortunately succumbs to the organophosphate poisoning. The police man tries to help but she falls under her own weight.
>dad yells at son
>mom recline to witness
>dad gives, checks, then gives gun
>son an hero because big Sad
>dad thinks fast
>smacks son's shot head
>mom falls over, cause unknown
The dad proceeds to expression his grief via interpretive dance, which I find tasteful but loose.
The mother of all atomic wedgies.
Owie...
fucking nerve gas
It's good to know that AIDS is still helping us in the war against homosexual scum. It's also good to know that her "wife" cheated on her with an aids infested bisexual man.
As fucked up as that is they've made laws that give them the right (excuse) to do that.
Either way, well done chap.
His name is Hisashi Ouchi, not owie
That's what happens when you park a wheel barrow under an awning. Got what was coming to him.
Religion so peaceful that violence is more important than your own child's well-being.
Also wanna note:
The police in that webm are being dicks. Not because they were born dicks but in training they're given procedures that prevent them from being put in danger.
While also being trained to have a specific mentality during processes like that.
I.E. They're trained and pampered to be dicks in order to maintain respect. While cops who actually deserve respect often get no respect from their peers for working outside the mindset their trained to have.
It's pretty bad in America but hey. Not like China or Russia. Where a cop puts a bullet through your head because they feel like it. And get paid to do so.
*nerve gas leak
You can tell this isn't the USA from the nigger not being shot to death.
Its like a scene in a movie
Nerve gas. Every. Fucking. Time.
Niggers gotta nig.
Theres no way he survived that
Son is a worthless gaming jap fag
Father feels the honor of the family is being stained
The latter challenges the former to commit sudoku
Son an heroes
Electric boogaloo from there
Hmm.. time to kys..
YYOINK
fucking. fuck man
She drinks blood so maybe it had aids in it=
hes just taking a shower
More of this plz
Stolen
Lesbians cant give each other AIDS, retard.
>Keeps going even after hitting the rail
Something tells me that driver did exactly what they intended to do.
You still here user? I'd like a copy
They can if they share tampons
On youtube they show the accident from every jumper's gopro camera. pretty cool stuff.
Or they had a stroke and swerved off
he has a great pick up line
That's one lucky ant
Yeah, it should have been scary as hell.
Smooth fucking criminal.
She fucking lived
Why do idiots do this instead of running left or right?
impressive.
primal instincts did not evolve to understand anything past beeline away from danger.
o shit
unfortunate
Niggers doing an impromptu "parade."
That's what happens!
>China
Death is imminent lol
Holy shit still alive, that's actually amazing and fascinating to see
SAD
Probably more likely has to do with her wanting an education and not have the entire class chimp out.
C'mon man...
Lesson learned, don't piss off a fence.
It's the UK, of course.
Just Art!
excuse me what the fuck kek
what's your deal posting that kind of video?
You forgot the part where the woman ran up and tried to hit the other police officer. Keep shilling, faggot.
schhhhhh
Again, a guy who doesn't run left or right.
fucking audibly kek'd
>"I reject reality and substitute my own"
What the fuck man, that's so fucked. Most of the violence towards people I could give a shit about but not the animals :(
Trolled in RL
lol
Its fake
you're fake
did the baby die?
oh fuck. I laughed hard at this. I'm still laughing.
Fuck niggers. Why the fuck are they always singing and dancing? Goddamn I hate them.
>NO U
fucking 2mb limit
Wait
that's fair play, the nig stepped on her hand
Baby grew up to become a driving instructor
florescent lights contain mercury gas
deserved it for being a cheap and using her other hand for more support
title made me kek
Fuck, wrong thread.
Wtf, didnt expect i was able to still be surprised by something on Yea Forums
If you pause it at 00:02 you can see he breaks his back and most likely his neck as well.
If he's not dead, he most likely wish he was.
What a pussy! he almost gets wiped out by that guy at the end, absolute fucking soyboy
Isn't this world just such a terrible place? I can't wait to leave either...
2 days later he got jumped by her cousins and he said "I dindu nuffin"
>MFW when people don't just hit people school for a reason. And when detention isn't the only punishment that is available
Dumbasses.
wHy ThEy So DaMn HaPpY!!! incel
16?
That's what happens when you don't feed those things.
>Virtue signaling on an anonymous board.
Absolutely pathetic.
all he had to do was go with the traffic.
>filename
kek
How can they be so happy
When they heads is so nappy?
looks like a weird vagina
Oh, well... The important part is still there.
he ran right
brutal
That's why she's a lesbian now after contracting aids like you, faggot.
The man in white is I think the father, and they got into an argument. He placed the gun onto the counter and told his son to shoot himself, but didn't think he'd actually do it. At least I think that's what happened. There's the same vid on BestGore.
No just nerve gas bruh
Coedcherry dot com. Cheer up ; )
If getting AIDS was in her contract, she shouldn't have signed it.
That's an oldie. You must be a newfag.
their lack of self preservation instincts astound me.... i wonder how easily they would die in a war?
mirrennials
did they die?
probably
I'd do her
this looks fake.
They would have to be extremely lucky and touched by Satan to survive that.
Oh, the irony!
>we can do the same stuff men can
Kek
Mhmm, and after sexual intercourse she will cut your balls off
Needs photoshopped with pedobear running. Kinda like the one with the sea lion grabbing the little girl. Lol
Dikes never age well
Goddamn pussies, i got reported again for posting my shit. If you don't like what you're seeing here better to GTFO from here rather then ruining our fun
even better
Dungeon master?
Whos this?
nerve gas mining is dangerous business
Can someone explain to me why this is a minute and a half long!
Checked
I dunno mate, i was trying to post some horrible pic, and somehow this was shoved up (confusing)
Why, why keep it alive.
i have the original full and a copy of his manifesto in the same folder.
History needs to be saved.
The "Remember lads, subscribe to PewDiePie",
Putting one in the head of the lady lying on the side of the road, right before walking up to his car door and hearing the stereo screaming something about the fury of hell or some shit...
Then the initial D getaway music...
was a total memelord kebab removal shit show...
Scholars studying mass murder will look back on it in 10 years and be like "wtf did I just watch...."
If only for a few seconds, he felt a little like Batman.
Or they were stroking off and had a swerve.
Well... I took the liberty of doing this
Dude, he completely missed the waters.
He couldn't hit the broadside of a barn.
Did he died?
What happened here?
DeepNude sucks, but I guess it's OK for people who don't have 90 minutes to learn the basics of Photoshop...
Eventually she will die from some disease
Photoshop takes time. Deepnudes takes less than 30 seconds a picture and works fine enough.
By the power of Greyskull!...
probably
>works fine enough
Maybe if you're visually impaired. 95% of the deepnudes I've seen have been absolutely terrible. Completely useless software.
There can be only one.
>the police force have to terrify the populus to maintain any respect or order
>at least we're not as bad as thuh foreigners
OK bootlicker
Honkey uses gravity! It's super effective!
With sound: youtube.com
My Ex was eating her own period all the time. So disgusting.
They are being electrocuted. Nerve gas? Phhttttt!
autism is a helluva drug
"Go be white trash somewhere else."
expected a fucking plane to crash on him at the end
>5gum newbie
hurm...using trash can to dispose of trash. Obvious, really.
lost
JOHN PAUL TREMBLAY MIKE CLATTENBURG ROB WELLS AND MIKE SMITH ALL RAPED THIS GIRL AT A YOUNG AGE AND TURNED HER INTO THIS BLAME SHOWCASE AND THE JIMMY SAVILLE BBC NETWORK OF SATANISTS TRAILER PARK BOYS IS JUST ANOTHER SHOW IN THE BIG ARM
Deepnudes is where it's at... Photoslop sucks almost as much cock as you.
What the actual fuck
KEK!
Radiations?
kek
Nerves Gas and an alergic reaction,say bye bye to skin tissue
Holy shit one of the worst webms here
LOL I STOMP U
Don't think this is supposed to be alive...
>Saving the thread and watch it hit bump limit
All is good, boyos