Alright Yea Forumsros, I think we can't win by getting the mods to ban normal fag shit. I think the only solution is to personally target and harass the newfags. We can go onto the posts and bully them until the newfags stop. The targets are easy to find. First they post a picture of a girl and then they title it with some sort of name like this:
- FACEBOOK FAP - RATE MY GF - RATE MY DICK - WWYD (what would you do) THREADS - CELEB THREAD - PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE - FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS - CUCK THREADS - GIRLS YOU WANT TO SEE BLACKED THREADS - TRIBUTE HER THREADS - X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
If we can't make the mods change the rules then we'll have to make the rules ourselves.
So, what you’re saying is that you’re a fascist with a tiny wiener who has officially lost all sense of worth and will now, instead of trying to make quality threads, bully threads you don’t like just because you don’t like them? How could your plan fail?
Gabriel Thomas
That's a good idea but making a bumping threads is good too
>defends normal fags and newfags literally spamming pics from Facebook
What is wrong with you?
Jaxson Peterson
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Elijah Young
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Levi Cox
deep fakes are the newest cancer
Landon Morris
No, fuck you. You yellow cock-suckers' original problem was with porn. Now you're gunna tell me it's facebook photos that you don't want. Soon you yellow-fags are gunna say you don't want general discussion threads either. Just yellow. All fucking yellow. Well just to reiterate trickle-dick, fuck you. This is my Yea Forums too and it's full of degenerates and assholes. Deal with it.
Did you read anything other than the first three lines of text
Brandon Torres
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Jacob Myers
>If we can't make the mods change the rules newfag confirmed go dilate then start another 'fuck my downy wife thread
Adrian Wilson
Stfu libtard faggot
Lincoln Young
Boys we have been raided by faggots from some normie libtard websites we must fight against niggers and porn
Isaac Ross
I feel like OP was trying to state that the mods can't just outright ban a type of post on Yea Forums.
Andrew Morales
Alright people I believe are my friends. I think I can’t win because the mods judge there’s nothing wrong with things as they are. I must annoy people because nothing gains a cause sympathy quicker than sabotaging people’s fun. The targets are easy to find, anyone with whom I don’t agree who posts the following:
- STUFF I DON’T LIKE - SOMETHING I DON’T LIKE EITHER - MORE STUFF I DON’T LIKE - STUFF (I don’t personally like) - STUFF THREAD - THREAD WITH PICTURES I DON’T LIKE - PEOPLE I DON’T AGREE WITH HAVING FUN THREADS - MORE THREADS WITH STUFF I DON’T LIKE - THREADS THAT AREN’T THE WAY I LIKE THEM - THREADS WITH MORE STUFF I PERSONALLY AM AGAINST - SOMETHING (that I personally don’t like but in a different way than above mentioned, it’s things that PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE like and it makes me mad)
If I can’t make everybody do as I want then I’ll have to throw some more tantrums.
Then xhe would have said >If mods can't Instead of >If we can't make mods OP is not only a massive faggot, but a massive faggot that's accustomed to authoritarian tier social media in which the first recourse is an appeal to authority
Robert Price
lol
Liam Fisher
lol
Henry Peterson
Yeah target newfags they usually post discord link and bad edgy youtube meme, report these spammers and people advertising and begging On sight
Have you noticed how Yea Forums just trundles along, despite log spam, despite spambots and trolls? It's been doing that since its inception, and it'll continue in this vein until it disappears. Your yellow tantrum won't hardly be remembered as anything other than a spoiled child getting shrill because the world didn't do as he wanted.
Wdym, I ain't that yellowfag. Can't give two shits about which porn gets posted on Yea Forums, I only lurk occasionnally
Joshua Fisher
>be me >finally turn 18 >can finally make porn site accounts and smoke >don't care about any of that >just want to go to the subchan Yea Forums for rAnDoM >see people bitching about "newfags" and talking about the board feeling like summer >want people to like me so i decide to find a "rare pepe" (thx google) and make a thread about not liking "newfags" cuz I like summer and the subchan is edgy >boyfriend walks in >sees me on Yea Forums >he admits that he wouldn't have had the courage to come out without the help of Yea Forums he straddles my lap > I click "post" >make out as he rubs his dick against mine >it's hot and I love him but I can't stop thinking about my post getting upvotes >he pulls my shorts off still at the computer >I really want upvotes >he takes off his tight femme briefs I bought for him >click the refresh button as he slips my dick in his lubed asshole >"I just hope 4channers like me" crosses my mind before he tells me he loves me and I reciprocate >make sweet love >be happy >finally a 4channer
Benjamin Smith
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Sebastian Diaz
buttmad retard detected
You do realize why we have different boards for porn right?
Josiah Morales
>finally a 4channer >didn't say no homo before fucking his boyfriend never gonna make it
Austin Ortiz
Wrong. The answer is to keep yellow as a tag for non-porn threads so people who came here for not porn can easily find a thread that interests them and post in it. You keep that spirit going and post OC and Yea Forums will be just fine, even if it is full of porn.
If you haven't already figured out that these pics are all a bot system to turn Yea Forums into a porn site for more revenue and clicks then you're retarded. They're 24/7, constantly up and constantly being posted in. That's not some grand group effort, thats a bot. Ignore that shit and keep posting OC.
I'm sorry you can't handle a discussion in the abstract. I'm against censorship, and fortunately, so's Yea Forums (mostly). Everything goes, and I pick the threads I like and almost like an adult, I ignore the ones I don't like! Gosh, choice and personal responsibility!
Here, have the picture again, I'v highligted it in places to help you understand.
>I ignore the ones I don't like! Gosh, choice and personal responsibility!
And when Yea Forums devolves into only threads of normal fag porn, Yea Forums's culture is ruined forever.
Congratulations, you are killing Yea Forums
Nathaniel Ramirez
THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP - RATE MY GF - RATE MY DICK - WWYD (what would you do) THREADS - CELEB THREAD - PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE - FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS - CUCK THREADS - GIRLS YOU WANT TO SEE BLACKED THREADS - TRIBUTE HER THREADS - X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Please copy and paste, brothers -Yellow Jefferson
David Mitchell
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Michael Evans
Oh you sad idiot, Yea Forums was never good, or certainly never worse than it is now. You've just grown a bit and the things you thought was fun once, no longer tickles you. I know you harbour some sort of savior illusion, but this is not a war, it's not even a stuggle - it's just you, like an autist without adult supervision, shrilly demanding the world comform to your personal wishes. When I see that post all I read is "reee reeeee ree" etc.
Thomas Mitchell
YELLOW TANTRUM
We (I say “we” makes me feel part of a group) hold some opinions to be self-evident, I ramble on and on but make very little sense. I will throw tantrums and hold my breath until I get things the way I like it.
Yea Forums is a place for stuff, but I grew up a tiny bit so now I feel stuff is bad. I GET REALLY SHRILL AND AND MAY EVEN DISPLAY SOME RACISM!!!
Section 1. Ban all PEOPLE I DON’T PERSONALLY LIKE as follows:
- STUFF I DON’T LIKE - SOMETHING I DON’T LIKE EITHER - MORE STUFF I DON’T LIKE - STUFF (I don’t personally like) - STUFF THREAD - THREAD WITH PICTURES I DON’T LIKE - PEOPLE I DON’T AGREE WITH HAVING FUN THREADS - MORE THREADS WITH STUFF I DON’T LIKE - THREADS THAT AREN’T THE WAY I LIKE THEM - THREADS WITH MORE STUFF I PERSONALLY AM AGAINST - SOMETHING (that I personally don’t like but in a different way than above mentioned, it’s things that PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE like and it makes me mad)
Section 2. Here’s some stuff that I’m not triggered by so that’s okay.
Section 3. MY MAKE-BELIEVE GANG won’t throw tantrums anymore if Mods ban all PEOPLE AND THINGS I DON’T LIKE.
I’m not really anonymous because I want my identity known so I can prop up my fragile ego.
Brody Wood
I’m sure you don’t know this since you only joined this board last Sunday, but I still think it has to be said. In case you ever come across a thread which you think is overplayed or you don’t want to look at, the Yea Forums gods have blessed us with a solution. Many newfags don’t know this, but on every thread there exists a simple discreet button you can press to quickly and effectively block out the threads you don’t like, and only show new content or content you are interested in. See? Problem solved! Why don’t you give that a try before getting the mods to ban content that plenty of other Yea Forumstards like and want to see remain on the board?
I don't think he's sharp enough to realise the irony. The ignorant will find comfort in his lack of knowledge as he's unable to see any lack in it desu
Oh OP, I've attached global rule 8 for you to read, take your time, no rush. When you have read and understood it, do you think the Admin and Mods will A) Utterly ignore you, or 2) Immediately do everything you want and shape Yea Forums as is your dream?
