MBTI

INFP here

INTP here. I'm not socially inept, I'm actually really good socially but I have a hard time connecting with others enough to give a fuck to put in the effort for anybody other than 2 people who I'm fond of. Best friend is an INTJ, go figure. I don't understand how people think so little when there is so much to think about 24/7.

ENTP here

So which type are you if you get the strongbad reference?

Estp-A / Estp-T

Hi Chad

Hello what can I do for you?

ENTJ here

Tell me how to get laid

I did this a year ago and everytime I came out as INTP; if I was female I could get away with it but i'm not so im fucked for life basically

INTJ-A

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>INFJ

Hitler did have some good ideas.

I have absolutely no idea. I wouldn't consider myself a Chad . I'm just good with people. I'm also a virgin but I just got my first girlfriend so ...
But what I noticed is you have to listen to people and respond to what they are actually saying and not just start talking about your experience. Also I think girls like intelligence and humor.

y r u virgin?

INFJ-A

Bruh you ARE a literal crybaby lol

What's so bad abou the INTP?

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Splendid

Spend most of my teenage years smoking bong playing video games and being and edgy asshole. Girls dont like guys that are constantly high and trying to be edgy. Also at parties I always drank to the absolute maximum and this doesn't make for a good impression. But it's not like they weren't opportunities to get a girlfriend but either I told myself it wouldn't work or I got cold feet.

ENFP-A

INTJ master race reporting in.

Calling yourself master race, because you annihilated the rest, doesn't really count

Why?

Huh...

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>Implying that an impeccably organised genocide is bad

its like you have aspergers but you don't

ISTP-T. Engineer. Waiting for the second US civil war.

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INFP-A don't care for any celebrities whatsoever. Your chart is shit.

Here’s what I got, any good?

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ENFJ-T
Bretty gud :D

infp here and I didn't feel much when artists I like died, even younger ones. I guess I didn't connect that deeply to them despite feeling the music

The relationships portion isn’t entirely true in my specific case. I’m happy with my relationship even though I put up with a LOT of stuff from her family.

INTP-T

Seems to match up i suppose.

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I thought these were bullshit, but the fact a fellow INTP can basically describe my exact life now has me rethinking that

You're the classclown

a comerade has arrived for assistance

It's steretypes grouped into one big pile and it's mostly made for the most stereotypical person. Women are mostly that type and for that type of women it fits really well

ENFJ-a

Yeah I am a pretty nice guy in real life, no idea why I still browse this shithole though.

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Because it makes you feel good

i am INTJ, i do not understand that description?
(i do not watch anime)

Reminder that MBTI is pseudoscience trash.

Cold on the outside, crumbling emotionally on the inside. Talsk a lot of smack, but unironically gets easily butthurt by the smallest things

:3
i do it cause theres nothing to do at the moment.

I am the ENTP personality type. Yeah, Sociopath full raid gear here

Okay I forgive you.

Is there a chart which types are most compatible with other ones? Especially romantically.

How does it feel to use 1000 words to say something that could have been said in 2 sentences?

>INFP
Hitler started his bullshit on the refusal of capitalism, and I totally share that. Capitalism led us to complete shit. The problem is the solution hitler gave was even worse

that is actually all accurate
i think intjs have a hard time understanding emotions so they act very logical on the outside and themselves

Where my boys at?

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Capitalism is basically the consumer regulating the market depending on his lust (and thus manpower/buying power) for the object in question, how is this bad?

twins!!

INTP reporting. How do I fix?

think less, act more.

and be more realistic instead of abstract from time to time

Bruh, same. My girlfriend is actually an INTJ

INFP-T

Same, but im wondering if i could pull another personality out of the bunch and feel as if it describes me perfectly too. It does seem rather specific and accurate though.

Took this test a year ago I was INFP.
Now I am ISTP, is it that bad?

The main problem is rigging the market is cheaper & easier than producing a better product. The idea is great but it falls flat in execution. It simply won't work without consumers smart enough to avoid getting scammed.

Simple, yet would be greatly effective for me

Infp

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Rigginf the market is only possible with overregulation and high taxes, small companies are thus unable to compete while big companies can hire the best lawyers and tax accountants to never pay any tax. That stifles competition and thus prices rise

Did you make this?
Write the answer on your tits

My boobs are tiny tho

That makes it more cute

Exactly what i meant. The final result is consolidation of the market into monopolies because regulatory hurdles keep competition out. Only thing that remains is a puppet show where one corp creates 20 offshoots and roleplays competition.

Yes, so one can reverse that trend by cutting taxes and regulations

My sister is an INFP. How would you describe yourself, if you were forced to do so?

I am ENTP-T
Should be a good one right?

I keep saying sorry all the time
Im somewhat timid, i used to have social phobias
And i like cozy aesthetics

Talking bout mah shiggeeey.

My sis is very much into drawing.. Do you like to draw?

Underaged kids in india are always going to be cheaper than decently paid workers from your country
Building phones so that they break after 3 years is more convenient than building an actually solid object, because if the phone breaks people need to buy another one, and you get more money
Respecting the user of your product/service at the expense of cash is discouraged unless the customer is conscious/has other choices. The customer is rarely conscious/has other choices
If your product kills or hurts people you are highly incentivized to continue selling it and fight against research that says it is damaging by doing fake sponsored research. Cigarettes and the lottery are two examples.
Ads. Brainfucking people is not only convenient but often necessary to compete

If you actually try to go against the current and be honest your products cost more/aren't as addictive/attractive and you fail

This is me but with a dick and bigger tits and no tumblr.

Not ture. The alternative medicine sector is booming and you can cash out selling your products there. While much might be done in third world countries, it often leaves the products to be of a lower quality. That's why many companies like to invest in America and with China being "taxed " fairly now with the Trump tariffs it makes it very dfficult to compete for them

I'm also entp,is that bad

Well you talk a lot... Maybe more than you should

istp. Dunno how I feel about this.

Thats actually kinda true lmao

Check out what happened with the insulin self-regulating gadged people self-manufactured based on raspberry pi for ~400 bucks because med sector didn't even offer one. They labelled them as too dangerous with regulations and sell the same shit they copied for 2000+ now. The game is rigged as fuck.

ENFJ-A / ENFJ-T -yeah sounds about right

I'm an Entp, I've always wanted to talk to an infj just to see what that's like. Besides that it's pretty shitty I just alienate everyone with dark humour and idk "pranks"

You will either be the most depressed person in the world, or the most happy.
There is no inbetween

>t. ISTP

How does it feel to be a normie, normie?

don't know. Just feels right.

Less talking, more sucking

/thread

I fluctuate between infj and isfp whenever i take these tests.

Wasnt a liberal arts major but close to it for sure..

Even if you're right about that, you still didn't address many of my points. My general point still stands, in capitalism being dishonest gives you a strong advantage, and as of now we aren't good at blocking dishonest behavior, we are terrible at it
That's why I can't stand the situation and capitalism as a whole. Everyone turns into a money hungry bitch in every aspect of life, community or culture the instant money appear there. And there's so much fakeness, just take the moralist ads by gilette or the ""memey"" attitude of corporation's twitter

I simply can't stand it, on a personal level. And on an objective level it is deeply flawed and damaging. Do we have a better system? Probably not, scumbags be scumbags in any system, don't they?

That has othing to do with capitalism, but more with an atheistic society that puts money first and sees a persons value by the size of their bank account. Additionally shitty behaviour always gets sactioned by the consumer by refusing to buy the companies product. E.g. gilette

Don't take "these" tests then, but do the one in the OP. The test there gets feedback from users daily and thus often gets updated and is imho the most accurate

ISFP-T

pls be my gf

atheism merely denies god. You always still have a value system present because you always need a ruleset to judge value. The problem with atheism is merely that most adopted corp worship as their new religion to fill the void. Faggots defend nowadays corps that fuck them over with the same fever.

Ive just taken them over the years. Part of my major prwtty much had me taking any one of these every semester pretty much. Wasnt live updated or using stats to track and distribute. Some were more in depth. Last time i took from this site i wasnt isfp

INTP-T
My life is a constant shift between analyzing my life and coming to the conclusion that its shit and analyzing the world is and coming to the same conclusion. Luckily there are days when I can actually get drunk with the few friends I have.

I wish I didn't think like this. I do try to find good things in both of them. But every single time I spend more than 10 minutes on it, the cons outweigh the pros and it's fucking crushing.

>That has othing to do with capitalism, but more with an atheistic society that puts money first
Of course if everyone was an honest man then this wouldn't happen in capitalism, but reality is the way it is. The money hunger comes from how this system works, and I'm not complaining about the modern values because those are cultural, but the raw money hunger that causes all this comes from the capitalistic system. Additionally the capitalistic system allows all this to happen and shitheads to succeed
>Additionally shitty behaviour always gets sactioned by the consumer by refusing to buy the companies product. E.g. gilette
You must be joking. Please tell me you are

By denying god they also refuse to live according to his principles

Define capitalism in simple terms, then offer a better solution, in simple terms

>atheism
I don't know but I fear it doesn't actually affect people that much from a moral point of view. We have a long tradition of religious hypocrisy in my country
>we love jesus and respect what he says
>jesus says love the less lucky ones, the miserable ones and even the ones that commit bad things
>"Fuck immigrants. Outta my country!"

Not true btw
I can say god doesn't exist but I like the rules and principles behind the religion

>offer a better solution
I said it already I don't have one. I just hate the state of things

>ISTP-T
>Sociopath lvl 1
I’m getting sloppy

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Oddly enough atheits often use this argument to support their claims.

>muh you need to let in illegal immigrants, think of Jesus and what he preached

If you would actually read the bible for yourself, or just the new testament, you wouldn't say this.

It doesn't have to be detailed or complicated, just a simple idea that you would love to see in action

The exception of the rule proves the rule. ANd liking a concept/ rules and living according to them everyday, with no exception, is a huge difference

Is there anything worse than ISTP?

>constantly taken advantage of
>not social
>cannot feel, yet feels a void/ something missing in his life
>doesn't now what
>hates routines
>looks good cuz he works out, still can't get laid because he cannot approach women, wants them to come to him instead

I took the test twice
First with my beliefs
Second with beliefs but sprinkled with feelings

I'd either be too fucking intelligent or a literal cry baby.

>TFW you're an unemotional INFP

>If you would actually read the bible for yourself, or just the new testament, you wouldn't say this.
Jesus never ever talked about "legal" or "illegal" people. In our country we study religion and while I havent read the book I know jesus loved the poorest of the people. Jesus imo would love immigrants

INTP-T
INFP-A

>It doesn't have to be detailed or complicated, just a simple idea that you would love to see in action
You are asking me for a solution. I see no solutions.
Imagine you're in the middle of the sea, in a tempest, and your ship is sinking. You are unhappy with the situation but you don't have a plan to get better, you simply know you'll die

I just read the description and both said I'm a fuggin hipster.

>The exception of the rule proves the rule. ANd liking a concept/ rules and living according to them everyday, with no exception, is a huge difference
>exception
I think most atheist share some of the religious values. For examples the "no stealing" one
And I think religious people often don't follow the religious values they should be following. Take middle ages as an example

Emotions are overrated. Chantards are guilty of worshipping and envying the normies for the past few years but they fail to realize that their lives are just as empty and devoid of meaning.

Do you hate people because you lock your door at night?

People lacking empathy and sociopaths suck though
But probably you're right

Hmm look what happened to China since communism took over. Especially in the last years that wealth and tourism exploded, scams became rampant.

No one can take advantage of me if I never talk to them :)

I can’t say anything to the rest
:(

>No stealing
>religious value

You seem to forget that most societies outlawed thievery even prior to the rise of organized religion.

Do immigrants come for the only reason to steal shit?
Also the more jesus approach would be to welcome the thief into his home and talk to him, and even try to help him in getting back on track

If you lack empathy you don't have to go around antagonizing normalfags, you could just focus on whatever gives you fulfillment and ignore them.

>scams
Christians don't scam? Or scam less? Hahahaha

And? It is one of the ten rules God gave Moses, so it's indeed a fucking religious value

The ones that have faith and read the bible, yes.

Again. Do you lock your door at night? Is your door closed when you sleep?

That would be better for everyone

Myers-Briggs is not a valid test for evaluation
>also ISTJ

>The ones that have faith and read the bible, yes.
Then very very few people have a real faith. You too probably have "faith"

The Chinese scam more than Christfags because traditional morality has completely broken down in China and an "every man for himself" cynicism reigns supreme. Confucianism used to provide an everyday common sense moral programming to Chinese normies but the communists have suppressed and no one really buys into the atheist "Communism fuck yeah" party line and moral guidelines intended to replace it.

>Again. Do you lock your door at night? Is your door closed when you sleep?
Again. Do immigrants come only to steal shit?
Because people coming in my home at night are unlikely to have other intentions

This is spot on but I feel the need to contend this as I'm sure there are a few ISTP out there who don't feel horribly lonely but too annoyed with people to try and fix it.

INTJ

well sheet

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Anyone else?

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Prohibitions on theft predate Moses and kike religion. All Moses did was put a "god said so" stamp on a practice that already existed. Its a common sense rule for every day interaction that came before religion. Do you think that people stole without consequence before some kike came down off a mountain with some tablets he claimed came from god?

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Your personality type is:
Logician
INTP-T
Da fuck is this?

>spent
You mean spending.

>All Moses did was put a "god said so" stamp on a practice that already existed
Yes. So you say christianity created some new and unique values, which are unique for christianity? I doubt that

It's true why do you think so many aliens convert to Christianity these days

>ISTJ-A / ISTJ-T

?? Huh

INFJ-T
I want to stop caring but I just can't

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INTJ YOu FUCKING NIGGER

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What does INTP really mean?
I'm INTP

your a nerd

MBTI is astrology for nerds.

Based ISTJ here

I'm in my 30s, was the prodigy as a kid but never went to college because I'm fat and my insecurities over that have basically made me do nothing with my life and even know I don't know how to get things started
Oh like everyone else I am constantly thinking and thinking nonstop, analyzing everything

INTP that did too many drugs and developed feelings, now it's about 50/50 INTP/INFP

What drugs and what did they “show“ you?

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Why don't they come in legally then?
Those that do even tend to supportTrump

Got INFP-A but used to get INTP consistantly a few years ago. I've been reading about Buddhism and philosophy more recently that probably scewed me to more towards the feelings side. I live in hyper-liberal Northern California and I would not compare myself with any of those fucks though.

so your a fat old nerd
i see

How does it feel to be the protagonist in real life?

>buddhists
>eye status:rolled

INFJ

And I have 2 children, one of them is like me :) so, no underbreed. And Hitler did many things wrong.

Debate me
Todays topic:
Do we live in a simulation and/ or does god exist

Read Zhuan Falun bro

Thought there might be actual interesting thoughts and/or advice here. Forgot where I was posting, my apologies.

What do you see wrong with buddhism?

based retard

Think less, act more.
Start lifting. Shower regularly. Cold showers. Keep a somewhat routine. Fap less

let me live in a puddle of blind hate
go jack it, to what ever you reincarnate to

Yes I have faith. it gets stronger the more your read the holy text and certain "coincidences" appear more and more, even weird phenomena. Try it out sometime, but really have an open mind

Thanks I'll check it out

Read Zhuan Falun. Gl bro I was in this pit too, but in the end it doesn't really fullfill oneself

You're welcome. I hope you'll like it

>go be RICCED
i'll pass, you clown

U mad?

no, i am jake

Hello squad, ENTP-A here

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>INTP
>Well at least im smart
>Tfw dumb as shit

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Well I guess I'm a faggot who thinks they're smart and cracks under pressure.

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Do you think Konfuzius, Laotse, Shakyamni had great wisdom? Why are you anti east?

fucking kek, don't even get an excuse

ENFP here

I am an emotional bitch. Pretty accurate

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so you're a women?

typical intp thinking "i could easily game this test based on how i choose to interoperate the questions"

Close enough

so is everything related to humans, we have no baseline and evolve by the minute

This me.

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no no you got it all wrong ... make it worse, its like a bad trip... you can't fight it, you need to go head first through it

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>Not ture. The alternative medicine sector is booming and you can cash out selling your products there.
Backs up
>If your product kills or hurts people you are highly incentivized to continue selling it and fight against research that says it is damaging by doing fake sponsored research
INFP user knows what's up.

So you try to be a women by being a tranny who cut his dick off ?

sucks to always be right, takes the fun out of life

Yup. Lots of anger here, and I dunno how to control it. I constantly feel like people are either stupid or just out to get me. I feel alone.

>what's a INTP
>proceeds to describe it

No no no, I'm not a tranny. Fuck a lot of that. I'm just saying that the fact that I'm so guided by my emotions basically makes me a woman.

Okay good. YOu shouldn't be so guided by yur meotions. one side is genetic sure, it only gives you the starting formation though. Try to become more mainly, by behaving more manly: Sit wide spread, go lift, look inside when dealing with problems and don't let anger taint your hearth and lastly challenge yourself to outdo the day you had previously, every day

nah you're just still high and stuck in VM simulator mode, reboot to reinitialize your base code

>tfw ESTP

Thanks mate. I've just recently been starting to make big changes in myself, I've been a fat fuck for a lot of my life but these past few months I've been running 2 miles a day and lifting as much as possible. I feel it making positive changes for me physically as well as mentally

What's it like?
Pros, cons?

Don't lift too much, start thrice a week with machines, then slowly go to free weights. If you were not too big, you'll be fine, if you were, I'd recommend going into the strongman direction

I've actually been training with a friend of mine who's a strongman. Thanks for the talk mate, I'm going into work now.

+1 mentally supreme übermensch coming through

I just retook it and got ESTJ even though I got a different one last time.