Quick and easy way to get sex? Tinder never turns out well and I don't intend on paying a hooker...

Quick and easy way to get sex? Tinder never turns out well and I don't intend on paying a hooker. Anything that I'm missing?

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same i jus wan sum fucc

if both Tinder and paying for sex is a no then I guess going out clubbing is the best approach

Clubbing alone? Seems kind of hopeless. I've never really clubbed but that might be something to try out

Have you considered rape?

Noted. Will become fag tomorrow

No. Morally it wouldn't line up with me.

Niggers ruined the club scene since before I was born

Get better pics for tinder. Take your time, replace pics with better ones, for text write something short and carefree (lots of advice on youtube about this). You don't have to do this overnight, build a solid profile slowly.

It's a bit vague but you should be passionate about your life or something in your life. Always have a way to be happy on your own, but something elevating is best (creative hobbies, studies you're into,body building).

Do some body building. Buy yourself a month at the gyme and get whatever full body program on youtube. Go there 3 times a week for about 1h30 just the time to do the exercises you need to do. You will get results on your mental state and on your appearance. Body building is a lazy hobby, you always do exercises that you can do. After a month you can continue this at home or keep going to the gym. This changed my life, it can change yours.

Lastly if all fails, find a way to go to thailand for a month and rent a something in Bangkok, then just use tinder or go to massage shops, or beer bars etc.

Good luck.

Is it that bad?
Thanks for the actually really helpful advice. Realizing now that quick and easy sex probably isn't that doable.

>Quick and easy way to get sex?
Lower your standards.
You aren't that great a catch, why do you expect your partner to be hot?

>Lower your standards.
What standards?

"A hole is a hole and my dick is blind"

If you can't find a fat chick to fuck, you have problems we can't help you with.

They're pretty low already. Pretty much swipe right on almost everyone on Tinder except for whales bc even I'm not desperate enough to fuck a 300 pound meat bag

Wax your anus and legs
Post pics asking for BBC
Profit
Post pics of your sexual intercourse on /pol/
Profit again

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Then you are gonna die a virgin user. Grow up. Nothing wrong with fat girl pussy. Spoiler alert: It all feels the same moron. You want sex? Learn to play in the lowest of leagues then work your way up.

yea, by not paying for a hooker you're literally a queer. newsflash bucko, ALL women are hookers. all. of. them. they all want their lives filled with expensive material shit to show off to other hookers and YOU have to pay for it all, otherwise YOU are a bum. fuck all that shit, why not treat yourself to a hooker and get properly fucked? it's the simplest of business transactions, you pay her some money and you get fucked and not fucked over. god bless hookers.

No man here's the thing, when you look for easy sex you're not focusing on yourself. That mindset does not work. It's like a tower that's trying to build itself not straight, like it's growing inclined, it can't hold itself well at all.

Always focus on yourself, improve yourself in any way, be it only how to be happy in your every day life or how to improve your social/work position. Personally I like to take pictures of whatever I find beautiful in my everyday life, especially when I'm with a girl I want to fuck, because I keep my independance, I'm happy regardless of what happens. Or even just looking at anything and trying to see the beauty in a moment. Many people look but not many people see what they look at.

Girls are attracted to independant guys who strive to become better. When you strive to become better, the game of time is in your favor, because the more time passes the more opportunities for sex you will get (attention from girls, etc). Girls will ignore guys who can only look at them and hope for sex because they have little value to them. Guys like this are everywhere. Girls want a daddy, someone superior to them. They can only open up to someone superior.

Spoken like man with no self respect.
Never fuck a land whale.

Offer random girls to buy them pizza for sex. Many will be angry but you'd be surprised.

Pussy is pussy but again, there's willingness and then there's desperation. Maybe in a year if no results I'd consider fucking a person the size of a sofa.
Not exactly. Tinder is a prime example of people just fucking and then fucking off
I feel like that's a little exaggerated, but I totally get your point. I'll probably try a mix of tinder and the workout, getting better pictures etc and spending the time on a date perhaps, but I'm not sure spending all this time attempting to a build a personality I'm ultimately not comfortable with would be beneficial to my mental health.

Be a handsome chad in high school

Is a great place to work for you as well and enjoy your life with the most important and important things you can do to make your life a perfect place for your business goals for your future goals in your business life with the best of the most successful business and success of your company is the superior president of the world's largest company in the industry for the most successful business in the industry of the industry in which you are the only person who is willing and able to provide you with the expensive ones from the glasses you are looking to buy.

I've fucked 142 women, so....

Fat girls need dick too user. Stop being an asshat and maybe you will get some pussy.

>asking Yea Forums how to get laid

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Ready your rapekit and go on a ride

There's fat dudes for that. Let them slowly kill each other as the inertia of their collisions breaks all their bones
Stupid? Yes? Running out of options to ask from? Yes
Not looking to put my entire life on the line no thank you