Hey Yea Forums, today I turn into a 23 yo kissless, hand-held-less virgin

you really need to utilize tinder.

again, i dont feel like that would improve anything since i dont think anyone would find me attractive to begin with
also it would completely stress me out to have my profile on there since ppl could recognise me.

>i don't think anyone would find me attractive to begin with
give yourself some credit, because bitches have horrible taste.. also, you're probably not THAT ugly.
>people could recognize me
other people on tinder are just as lonely or just some slut.
it's worth a shot user. i say go for it..

thanks, maybe i will...

Then how do so many anons get attractive gfs? Just look at all the gf pic threads

im pretty sure they just take pics from other sites and repost them here?

never

The only bar near me is always full of only boomers so I have nowhere to meet anybody, wtf do I do about that.

You bunch of fannies. Here's what you do. You stop drinking whatever fucking shit you put in your system everyday and start regularly drinking water. Now ideally you would join gym/sports team but I know that will be a big leap for many of you, so just go outside and walk for an hour, the excercise and immersion in nature will really boost your mood after a few days. Now just take baby steps, when you're waiting on a bus don't just check your phone, ask the person at the stop when your bus is, when you're waiting in line at a shop start a small conversation. Doesn't matter if the people you're talking to are male of female as I'm assuming you guys have a huge lack of socialising you need to make up for.

I wish you all the best lads, all it takes is discipline routine and a bit of confidence

Shut up nigger

like, i drink water and am pretty fit. thats not the problem. I just cant get over my insecurity.
i dont think bars are still a good location for hook ups. thats more a 90s thing.

>i dont think bars are still a good location for hook ups. thats more a 90s thing.
Yeah but Tinder or any hookup apps will not work for me so I'm at a loss for what to do.

you should, because you finna get that dick suckkkeeedddd

You know, I was feeling pretty down about not getting laid the past few months until now. Thanks for reminding me what degeneracy really means!

Calm yerself son

I've never had a problem with girls but I also didn't use to be that confident. All my girlfriends have come from being friends first and then over time developing feelings and making the move. My confidence has built over time by just pretending at first. I would just decide to be confident one day and I would make small talk with everybody I saw and start up conversations and slyly flirt with girls I'd run into, over time you will be confident enough to just go for it when you meet the right bird

That's some big talk from a 2019 b/tard

Fat girls. They’re more insecure than you. What the fuck do they teach in schools? Find some chick and get your dick wet. What is going to get worse? Fuck.

what's the point of getting your dick wet when you hate what you're putting it in

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Because eventually you’ll stop being a fucking retard and get something better. First job? First car? First anything? It’s not going to be the ideal perfect solution but it gets the fucking job done and you learn some shit. Doesn’t anybody have a real father?

This.

Doesn't even have to be fat you can find plenty of attractive but insane girls who you can get the job done with and then retreat.

The self-improvement chan culture is killing bitching-and-moaning chan culture...

Maybe all the moaners killed themselves so this is what you're left with

There is no right bird, you have misunderstood the game.

You do not have, never should have, „a right bird“. Instead, you will maintain an inventory.

Bitches will come and bitches will go.

Play the game by the rules, love is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. Rise above.

If you're just trying to get your dick wet I agree. I'm through high school and uni now though so for me I prefer something more stable and long term, it's more fulfilling

nah man, offing yourself is accomplishing something, which moaners are unable to do

this some pick-up artist bs. there is no game. only horny ppl.

After 34yo in the same situation than OP, I realize a few things :

1/ Getting girls is an humiliating process. That's the main reason I dont try anymore : I dont want to be humiliated and I dont want to suffer. I tried a few times to make a profil on a dating site, but the only thing I was thinking when I'm done was "Omg, what a cringey profil : you are a worthless piece of shit and every girls of your area will laugh on your profil, and maybe some of them will recognize you on the street and will make fun of you. You can't take that risk"

2/ Socializing is exhausting. After work, I absolutely dont want to "grab a beer" and pretending giving a shit about my coworkers life, while all I want to do is go back home, fapping, eating my bogey, fart and burp. My need of intimacy is wayyyy too big.

Me again. Just wanted to say I was a virgin until 25. This works.

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Being a picky little bitch isn't going to get you anywhere. You complain about putting in effort yet you expect sex to come to you naturally. You have to work into it or else no one is gonna be interested in someone who doesn't seem interested as well.

that just sounds like you are just scarred of rejection . i mean i am too, but blaiming others for your own insecurities is not gonna help anyone

Where do I blame other people than me ?

OP is a massive faggot
His dick is smaller than a newborn maggot
He does not answer, his voice is dumb
Because his mouth is full, of nigger cum.

I’m 21, but Ive made some massive improvements over the the last year. Before that, I would never leave the house but only to go to school. I was too anxious and never developed the social skills to make friends. After high school I got really depressed because I started to realize that I wasn’t a functional person. I reached a point so low that made me want to change everything and I forced myself to get a job in customer service.

The first two months were dreadful but speaking to strangers everyday really gets easier and eventually I’ve reached the point I can actually hold conversations and have the courage to go up and talk to people. It’s all practice really, after I got more comfortable with it I use every social interaction as a tool to help me keep growing. I made my first few friends at my job at little carders, met more people through them, started going out drinking for the first time and actually started talking to girls for the first time. I still suck at it, I’m still ugly as shit, I’m still a kissless virgin but man I am so proud of how much I’ve progressed in one year when I was thinking I was gonna eventually off myself alone in my room.

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>every girls of your area will laugh on your profil, and maybe some of them will recognize you on the street and will make fun of you.