TOWER

Good news citizens, everyone from level 1500 will soon experience refreshing rain, go to the shaft and enjoy. Our irrigation system had a leak.

.Hydroponics

Oh 1500 is the floor with the grass and such?

Leonardo citizen #3530

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You are starting to get annoying heratic with that clearly fake photo

Yes, the 50 storey tall open space with all the greenery. That's where we get our veggies from and the air we breathe.
There's a hydropnics area like it every 5000 floors. A lot of people to feed.

.Hydroponics

Then i think the one on 15000 vanished because the nearest one to me is 10000 maybe those nuts who think the lights are a "sun" had something to do with it they swarm my floor like ants and post propaganda all over

Leonardo #3530

I've logged the report on spambots, citizen, you can help in the effort to keep them at bay, just fling them into the shaft and the netters will deal with the rest.

.Maintenance

Nah i prefer to just bash the sun fuckers in the head and security seems happy they dont have to take care of them

Leonardo #3530

Careful Citizen Leonardo #3530, the s-word is considered heresy according to the Tower Clergy.
I'm not aware we had problems in the 15000's no reports have come my way.
I shall inquire within the week.
Until then, be a good citizen, heed your TimeMate and remember to take your RelaxxMax every noon.

Katherine Metz, Senior GreenSec, Hydroponics, floor 6500-6550

TimeMate ping:
The white zone is for loading & unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the white zone
TimeMate ping, off.

I do take the pills but the heretics just rub me the wrong way to the point i snap.probably should get that checked out but then again just smashing a heretics face in fixes it and its a win-win right? Also hope the heretics didnt take out the field and just used a tarp or something to cover it

Leonardo #3530

Also Ms.Metz who would i tell about a fake management guy he threated to have me executed me for unlawfulness even though im innthe clear for killing heretics

Leonardo #3530

Citizen Leonardo #3530, we would ask you to stay where you are, put your hands on the wall and await inspection. Failure to comply will result in immediate incineration.

.TowerSec

Why do citizens keep insisting calling it "sun"?
It's just the daylight lamp, every hydropnics lab shares its light with the shaft - this is why we have night and day.

Sarah M. Müller, Hydroponics, floors 250-300

Im beginning to think your one of those damn heretics tormenting me with the damn photos and propaganda i am a devoted member of the tower clergy and for the last damn time your freedom island lies are trash jump off a balcony your rotting corpse will do wonders for the plants and it will be the only good thing youll ever do

Leonardo #3530

Personal TimeMate ping:
Citizen 3530, it's time for your RelaxxMax and your SanitiFix, remember to drink plenty of water.
TimeMate ping, off.

Thanks time mate will do gonna talk to the floor doc to see if i can get a heavier dose of Relaxxmax tommorow
Leonardo #3530

TimeMate ping:
Extraordinary pingmessage: Citizens on levels 500489 to 501200, due to reactor failure in your region, the radioactivity has reached 6000% lethal saturation.
Take your RelaxxMax, NoPayn and your Happideth, enjoy the soft embrace of oblivion.
TimeMate ping, off.

(thanks for playing, but clearly it's the wrong hour...)