Today I placed my Smith & Wesson .357 Mag revolver on the table right next to my front door...

Today I placed my Smith & Wesson .357 Mag revolver on the table right next to my front door. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington D.C., St Louis and New Orleans - the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE WORLD, for murders. These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.

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Maybe the gun was napping.

do not try to bend the spoon, that's impossible. instead only try to realize the truth. what truth? there is no spoon.

I'd be way more worried about the cars. Cars kill more than twice as many people than all forms of murder combined. Liberals for car control!

The dogs scared the gun

Prove it isn’t conservative gun owners doing the majority of the murders in those “liberal” cities and maybe you might have a point. Unless you can, the argument that gun fan boys cause gun crime actually has weight to it, regardless of your personal feelings. I own guns, I’m not inline you except for the one part about me knowing when to argue and when to listen.

>if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington D.C., St Louis and New Orleans - the United States is 4th from the bottom

Interesting, can I have sauce?

He means in population, not gun crime.

i don't think we collect data on the political affiliation of gun violence perpetrators. i don't think we even collect data on whether or not the gun crime perpetrators hold valid permits. but based solely upon my anecdotal experience, properly permitted firearm owners, regardless of political affiliation or not, regardless of liberal or conservative leanings, are not the ones perpetrating gun violence in my area. if there is gun violence where i live, most likely it was perpetrated with a stolen, altered, or diverted weapon.

St. Louis isn't Left Wing. It's THE Fucking Black Plague. Google Great White Flight St. Louis.

Well conservatives don't tend to live in liberal shitholes,so theres that...

>properly permitted firearm owners are not the ones perpetrating gun violence in my area.

Reminds me of the quote along the lines of "There are roughly 600 million firearms and several trillion rounds of ammunition in the hands of legal and responsible owners in the USA. If we were the problem, you'd know it."

reminds me of the story of the legally rehabilitated felon, whose crime was burglary, that shot and killed a criminal on the side of the road, saving the life of a police officer doing his job. judge vacated his conviction after the man served his sentence, so the convict could legally own a pistol. makes you think for a second? convicted felon and responsible, permitted firearms owner saves police officer...

Car don’t kill people! Bad drivers kill people!

But guns are just bloodthirsty killing machines. They whisper to sane people, “let’s go kill people!”

Btw are you sure your gun isn’t identity challenged in some way? Maybe it identifies as a paperweight...

i'm starting to be irritated by all sarcasm as an attempt to be edgy/funny. it didn't used to be that way. we need a new style and this one is getting lame. at worst, it's a waste of time and demonstrates childishness.

like, i actually realized one drunk and stoned night that i felt tired of trying to be "cute" by being like "as if", with a tone of voice, to have any effect on people. that is so pathetic. it's a waste of time.

would people really be scared of someone being straightforward?

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Guns don't kill people, irresponsible gun owners leaving their gun unattended while there are children around kill people, for instance.

>Chicago, Detroit, Washington D.C., St Louis and New Orleans
Also cities with lots of non-whites. Just saying.

michigan doesn't have tough gun laws.

This is, hands down, the gayest fucking post I have ever seen on this board. Gayer than videos of trannies dialating. Gayer than all the trap posts. Gayer than close-up images of sodomy...

it wouldn't be Yea Forums without gay posts.

Maybe you should start putting bullets in it instead of melatonin.

True. It was even gayer than this though.

What is your point? Nobody is telling that guns kill people by themselves.

You have been visited by the Laura of not great, not terrible threads.

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sounds like the gun dealer ripped you off mate. what a f lazy nigger gun!

>This is what the right wing actually believes
Nice Propaganda post NRA. Fuck off you are a terrorist organization.

triggered cuckboi

But nothing they said isnt true user.

Also fuck the NRA, bunch of pussy mongoloids rolling over on the bump stock ban.

>prove it isn't...
Stopped reading right there. Everything after that is guaranteed to be utter dipshittery regardless of position.

But the liberals don't like police officers

Tbh im really all for the drivers license being more difficult to attain. The people on the roads in america are pretty much mentally retarded in my eyes.