How should i kill myself ?

DONT

on stream

nah don't do it.

By dying of an old age.

I like this guy

If its the end, does it even matter how you do it?
Just fucking jump out a tall building or some shit.

he does have a nice ass.

Rip your own heart out.

old age

Getting spitroasted by horses until you die.

Pick one of these:
thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Have unprotected sex with the cheapest crack addicted prostitutes you can find. And be a gentleman - always eat her pussy and her ass.

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Ya don't, silly goose.

Dive head first into an operating sawmill

sauce?

1. Paint face black
2. Run into a bad neighborhood screaming racist slurs
3. ???
4. DEATH

I see these threads a lot. Y don't you suifags just use guns. It seems like the simplest way. You can walk out of walmert with a shotgun for under 200$.

Give me sauce then kill yourself by living life to the fullest til you die of old age.

Aight a couple of things:
>if you live in the United states, purchase an mp5, uzi, or a mac10, and 2000 rounds of 9x19 parabellum.
>next, accept that there is no afterlife and this is all you're ever going to get for eternity
>after that, pick the most terrible, evil person you can think of and pool all your money into finding them
>kill them
>kill yourself

This will ensure your life isnt pointless, and at least you will die knowing you improved the world somehow. This is what I plan to do when the time comes, still deciding a target though. Good luck user

if your not trying to top best kiwi why even fucking ask?

literally the worst guns ever stfu we can't just buy full auto you no gunz kid

Dubs for old age

Like this

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this

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Old age

This seems to be the most popular option

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Submachine guns because they are cheap and more deadly and you actually can buy full auto as long as it was made before 1986 or some bullshit.
NFA 34

Sauce?

Be a faggot cum dump and get aids

Drop hanging is quick, effective, and can probably be done with stuff you have around the house. Less mess than shooting yourself too.

Drown yourself in sauce

''POV blowjob''

If ur at the point of killings ur self, wait it out and u will see the things u will miss and realize that at least somebody depends on h

overdose on LSD, stream it

that's fucking stupid.
he could just put all that effort into fucking their mom

>I'm an Amerilard and I don't know any other parts of the world

Well move to a real country so you can kys right

Can't OD on LSD at least not to cause physical harm. You retard

Wood chipper and live stream it!

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Drowning in the middle of the ocean, so no one has to see your ugly bloated corpse.

Snoo snoo.

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too soon

those are cherries tho nut-fuck

with a hammer

there's no fucking way that wood chipper, even one as big as that one, is going to turn a 2' tree into wood chips. come on

Silly doggo *,^

Watching those dembates.

Bad idea, you want something with a large calliver so your dont vegetable yourself