Now that the boring dem debates are over. Let's settle the real issues here like grown adults...

Now that the boring dem debates are over. Let's settle the real issues here like grown adults. Who is getting the best head? I'm personally an Alvinist. Theodorins btfo

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What the shit

Finally. An intelligent thread on /b

Troglodyte... clearly simon is getting the best head

Alvin.
Alvin?
ALLLLVIIIIIIN!

Theodore. The fact he is just sittin there with his head thrown back.

Alvin is clearly getting the best head. I'd rather be dead then a theodorin *spits*

theodore getting the best head nigga can't even function just lean back
other 2 look like they're in pain weak ass niggas

Theodore looks like he's a sleep. That sloppy ass bitch he's got is probably treating it like a corndog

Theodore looks like he's just never gotten head before. Clearly a beta. Alvin is literally being sent into convulsions from the quality head

Naw man, look...

>Alvin has one hand on her head
>Simon has both hands on her head
> They are both trying to control the situation
>Theodore has his hands down, eyes closed, head back, totally surrendered to the wet mouth urging him towards heaven.

Theodore.

Clearly.

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bumping for Simonists

Report this spambot faggot.

Clearly Simon. Legs all the way up like that?? yuh, looks like he might me getting his prostate massaged too. Bonus

All these retards not knowing that fatties preform better to make up in looks

Fuck yeah. Fatties FTW!!!

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You make some good points. Maybe in another time and another place we could have been friends. Alvinism is the true and only way. Those who embrace the lie of Simon or Theodore will only be lead a stray.

Bruh stfu Theodore getttng that head real good

Dude is seriously lost. Doesn't know what getting head is like. Alvin (and Simon) are thwarting around because of that crazy good knob slob

praise the internet and all of it's glory

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wtf is this shit

>Alvin's leg position actually retracts his dick inwards so he cannot get the best head. >Theodore has the leg spread to push his dick outwards.
> Theodore has his arms going outwads behind and his head up, mouth wide open and eyes closed so this means his bitch is so good his body is in an extroverted posture whereas Alvin has a shy posture

> Theodore is a bit fatter so it takes longer for him to cum so he's getting.

Theodore definitively getting the best head

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so reddit AND Yea Forums are stealing ifunny memes now? sad.

I'll fucking kill you !!! I'll kill everyone in this thread! IT'S ALVIN GODDAMMIT!

Gee Billy how come your mom lets you have two wieners?

I told you in another thread to die so can you kys instead?

I am prepared to kill you over this you ape. Simon is getting head from the Nerd girl. Nerd girls give the best head because they're desperate and needy.

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The party pooper is often the biggest loser in the room

Paint my chicken coop!

Paint your own damn coop Old Man!

Those corn muffins were lousy!

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Do girls really get wet when they give a blowjob? :)

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more like iPooPooPeePee loser

This man knows whats up

simonism is the only way forward

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Simon has his eyes closed. He's palming her head with both hands and even brushing involuntarily up against Theodore with his right leg. This indicates he is cumming and she's still going, forcing him to flail about. He also has his chin tight and tucked forward, a clear sign he's busting one. His whole body position actually reminds me of me as a teenager when I'd cum super hard into my 15 year old gf and she'd keep riding me into oblivion. It's Simon who is getting the best blowjob.

I'm can't tell if you're trolling or are in possession of erroneous facts.

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yes definitely simon, i agree

I'm gonna go eat marshmallows and curl up in dad's sock drawer.

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>erroneous
FOOL. Nerd girls have no self respect due to extreme levels of bullying. This makes them naturally submissive during sex because they don't believe they have any self worth so they MUST give good head, else the man has no reason to stay.

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I was hoping we could settle this peacefully. I was obviously naive. So be it, we will settle this on the battlefields

Dude, first off... Thanks for the you.

Also, nobody has ever cared enough about anything I've ever posted to respond to it with a trump meme.

Thanks for the mammaries.

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I will grant you a swift death.

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Alvinist bump

Ah ha ha... But you see, good sir, that now is the summer of the nerd. Need girls are now aware of the social currency their pussies provide. Gone are the days of plentiful passive pussy. For they understand the abundance of beta orbiters and no longer seek the approval of the discerning pallet.

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Maybe Yea Forums hasn't died yet

Those aren't real nerd girls. Those are "Nerd" girls. True nerd girls are as socially inept as the most autistic Yea Forumstard. They would LOVE to have Beta orbiters and use the power of their pussy to get what they want. They're just so god damned awkward that any attempt to cash in just makes them look like a retard and sends them spiraling into depression.

Well it can't be Theodore, that chick is squirting hardest and everyone knows women can't think or act for shit when theyre cumming.

Alvin lookin at the ceiling, that bitch is ugly no doubt.

Simon got both hands on her head, legs in the air, dude is in heaven.
Simon.

Theodore; looks like she's doing more than gobbling cock

Alvin looks like he's trying to escape. If I remember right, that slut had braces, so she's probably shredding his dick right now.

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Dumbass

Its pretty obvious that Theodore is the one enjoying himself the most, the little nigga is clearly exhausted and out of breath from all the moaning. Alvin looks like he needs to take a piss, and Simom looks like he is not really enjoying himself because his dick is sensitive.

Right...

Using that argument, take a look at the nerd girl auditioning her vocal talents for your boy Simon.

>Well made hair in a tight bun
>Short skirt
>Clearly excited about the goings-on
>Not spazed out or anything
>For Buddha's fucking sake, there isn't even any spaghetti falling around her

So, given that she's not a total sperglord, then she must be a "Nerd" girl and therefore not a real nerd.

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My boy Alvin looks like he's holdin on for dear life over there.

A fellow man of culture I see

>well made
Its a fucking rats nest. As to the rest of your points just because they're socially inept, doesn't mean they're not thirsty sluts. They're even more thirsty because they're starved for attention and approval. They'll dress up in short skirts and shit, and will hoover up your dick like its the fountain of youth.

we are getting there

There is only one truth and it is the truth of Alvin! All those who would turn against this thruth are not men but devils wrapped in flesh. Dead can be the only cure for fettedTheodorins and blaspheming Simonists

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All non Alvanists shall answer to Alvahh on death. Likely to suffer an eternity of fire and damnation

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I was gonna save the pic for a gud post but OP stoled from me

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Sorry cuz

Its clearly B) Theodore
The best head is so good you can't do anything but slump down there and take it

Dude, that would have been epic, had you pulled it off.

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Simon, look at how hes gripping her head. Legs are elevated and clearly look like they're twitching. Nigga bout to blow his load while forcing her to deepthroat

Amen brother. May the lips of Alvin's strange fall upon you

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Well its not like I was wrong anyway

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