Secrets Thread: Friday night deviant edition

i fucked some man and i actually enjoyed it a lot and im craving more of that, but nobody knows, and everyone thinks i only have full straight sex, but in reality, i do both

I've shot more cum on my sister than some girls i've dated

I let a dog knot my pussy. 11/10 miss living next to that neighbor.

I hop into OP's mom's bedroom through a window she opens every night, fuck her with a pierced condom, tie it up, and shove the balloon in her womb. I call it the Morning After Pill Annihilator.

Let me know if it's a boy or girl. I want a boy so I can take him to a baseball game and OP's mom wants some child support checks.

greentext you fucking nigger

tits or gtfo, also greentext

I've secretly recorded my ex's daughters, 9 and 12, showering. Shit was gold.

I don't greentext because I don't believe any of them are true.

i take creepshots of children

go on....

Dog penises expand slowly over the course of ~30 minutes as it slowly shoots cum directly into the womb. It is possible to remove the red, pepper shaped dog penis, but it would likely damage the dog's penis doing so, unless you are quite loose to begin with, but that comes with lots of practice.

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Fuck me:

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Girls have spent a summer weekend in my home. I had set up the cam to catch my gf but well I couldn't just delete all other stuff ;)

I'll help you because I've been there too Yea Forumsro

Go to somewhere outside that you feel safe and away from the hustle.

Close your eyes ( I prefer lying down ), clear your mind of all thought and motion. Give it a few minutes.

You'll feel something better than sex. I guarantee it or you can have my life.

A highschool friend of mine just died last week from some heart disease. He was 23. Despite of how sad that got me, I didnt make any effort on going to his funeral due to all the spite and hate i hold toward most my others ex-classmates. I plan to visit him next week, and take some of his favorite candy to leave on his grave.

im very interested in this

Story?

I was my older sisters 'slave' from probably 8 or 9 until 14 or so when we were alone together. I wish I'd enjoyed it at the time but I was far too embarrassed/ashamed.

Not much more to say. Didn't have any more chances to record the girls, though i still creepshot my current gf

I sometimes pretend my girlfriend (25) is like 12 or 13 because of her slim body, she has the body of a developing 12 or 13 year old girl, while we have sex.

Maybe he'd still be alive if you hadn't been shoving candy down his throat.

I've worked as a male stripper and later an escort to put myself through college. My family thought I was dealing drugs at the time because I had so much money.

I’m a straight guy in a committed relationship and all the time I fantasise about other people fucking my girlfriend. If I see her interact with any guy, I’m jerking over it later.

I sometimes think about her bringing guys home to fuck, or even multiple guys so that one can fuck me too. It goes deep. My gf would never go for any of this

I'm sure she still thinks about it. It's common to do so

Be me
Be 14
Have to watch dog of next door neighbor
Brown lab. Long story short in swim suit cause slip n slide. Mom says hey dont forget to feed duke! Run over in swim suit cause ima toss food in bowl and dip
Bag empty. Tearing open new bag.
Duke licks my inner thigh from behind
Holy fkin shit instant 100 on horny meter
No joke heart rate going a million bps
Pull swim suit to side still facing away
Duke licks like hes starving
Cause he was, im a pos and was day 2 i forgot to feed. Like 10 licks in. Orgasm brings me to my knees, first time oral.
Face down ass up, letting duke lick me.
Wow amazing. Ithink i came 5 times?
He mounts. Horny turns to fear. Virgin
Story gets shitty from here
Im about 90lbs? Maybe less. He easily pins me down. Front legs hook my hips.
I shoulda layed flat on the floor and crawled like dinosaur. Freaking out.
Feeling his dick poking around my swim suit. Like where the swim suit meets legs he starts jabbing there. I remember trying to lift my upper body off the ground with a pushup. As i did i fealt the tip hit my pussy lip. Ijerked my body in a twist to try to toss him off. He omega thrusts and it goes in like a little bit. Iyelped.
He crazy dog over 9000 str grapples my hips. I fealt the tip a few more times hit lips and go in a little.
This is all happening over like ten seconds. Then it goes in.
Pain. Pain pain. Fucking pain.
I get knotted. He goes ass to ass with me and drags me like 4feet by my pussy.
Im crying. Itry pushing him to get him out of me. 20mins or so of pain. Regret. Disgust. He pops out im in fetal position crying. Feel pussy. Fingers are bloody
Clean up. Go home. Mom sees. Said i got a period. Shes happy for me. Go lay in bed contimplate killing self
6mo goes by and im a beast degenerate taking dog knot on the reg

im interested in the vids lol. or creeps

thats because you are a pedophile

l2greentext dumbass

How do you even start doing that?

On phone. Didnt wanna add >>to every line but ty.

I wonder about that. We don't see each other very often now, and neither of us mention it when we do. Or even so much as a knowing smile or look from her.

Who thinks like that ?

You're a fucking disgrace to this post. Get a real life you starving artist faggot.

faggot

I use a friends thong to fap with

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Same, bro. It's a sad situation. My gf is friends with THE Alpha Chad but she's too loyal to fuck him unfortunately. Even when I bring it up she's completely against it.

I got approached at my gym by a recruiter. I thought it was shady as fuck at first, but they had a very professional website and office. I also had about 4 dollars left to get me through the month, I was pretty desperate.

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who doesnt

how many dudes have you fucked?
We both know its greater than zero, you don't make serious money as a male escort unless you're also doing men.

It's my birthday today. There will be no party, no presents, no cake, no nothing. I have no friends.

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Go fuck yourself in the ass with a broken bottle you cock-smoking, cum gargling, basement dwelling, dick breath piece of shit. You little bastards that sit around whining about stupid shit can fuck off and die.

You have to ease her into it. The way I got my gf into it was convincing her to do a threesome. We eventually did it a few times, and I spent less and less time fucking her during, and letting the other guy have his way. Eventually she started loving me watching her.

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Nah man. He wasnt fat, he was pale as fuck, and thin. I remember him being that way since we met on elementary. Guy never really changed, just got taller.

Finally my time to shine with a little green text, first time posting this so sorry for any format issue
>be me
>18 year old in high school
>prom is 3 weeks away and I’m ready to go with my gf
>get text from gf in school
>hey can we talk for a sec
>ohfuckthis.jpeg
>meet her in commons area of school
>tells me this stuff about how she can’t be dating me anymore because I’m “too good for her”
>feelsbadman.png
>of course this shit has to happen to me 3 FUCKING WEEKS BEFORE PROM
>be me, sad and dateless for prom but hatch an idea
>I’m great friends with all 3 of her best friends and those friends came to support me emotionally
>decide to get revenge on my ex by fucking all of her friends by using the break up to get even closer to them
>take one of her best friends to prom and ends up fucking her on prom night
>she finds out and cuts her out of her life, but my prom date drew attached to me after
>block her faster than Lebron blocking Iguadola in game 7 of 2016 finals
>move onto next best friend shortly after
>kissless virgin because she’s a little bit weird but gets crushes on guys really easy
>take her to her favorite sandwich shop to just “hang out”
>after we eat go back to my car and chill for a little
>ended up making out and fucked her a couple of weeks later
>anotheronebitesthedust.mp3
>ex finds out and cuts her out of her life immediately

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found the snowflake libtard

This is great advice but I think she’s a way off being convinced of anything like that. It would be a dream come true though

I'll come and bring my Switch and we can play whatever game you want all night, ill get pizza too

yeah id steal everything in her panty drawer and just leave a couple hundred $ for her to buy new ones

I'd fuxj you
I'd rape you like dmx would any girl older than 15 or something
You'd be r kellied so quick

I got a handjob from my mom when I graduated high school years back

I love having my ass played with. My first dildo was my uncles giant mag light with a condom stretched over it at 9 yrs old. Finally at 30 I got up the courage to suck a dick and it was fucking glorious. Then a few weeks later I got up the courage to get fucked, found a guy on grinder with a really nice cock, pic was easily 7.5 and thick. Didn't have much time to chat and when the dude came over his dick was smaller than mine and he came after 30 seconds of sucking and literally 5 thrusts in my ass. Couldn't even feel his tiny dick. what a fucking joke. Gf is sleeping right next to me and has no clue.

I know....I love fapping with them

you get any others?

Every now and then. Less than I thought I would be doing. It paid a lot better, though. I swing both ways, so it's not that big of a deal for me.

>be me
>be 17
>always had crush on close friend from highschool
>been beta as fuck back then
>locked away deep in the friendzone beta
>one day in summer
>we go to a party at other classmates house
>shitloads of people
>she gets drunk as fuck
>find her outside barely concious
>pretty drunk myself
>classmates house is in the middle of nowhere
>lead friend away from the house into fields behind it
>she can barely walk, trips all the time, giggles
>doesnt realize a thing that's happening
>constantly tell her "it's me, Steve, don't worry"
>my name's not steve
>Eventually shetrips and stays down
>breathing but eyes rolled back half way
>reacts to being slapped but not much
>vicious thought
>reach under her skirt, just want to get a little feel
>touch her boobs too
>she doesn't react
>get equally horny and scared
>heart is pounding like crazy
>just want to get a look, nothing more
>roll up her skirt, pull down her top
>just a look, really
>pull panties to side, pull bra down
>rock hard atthat point
>dizzy from fear of getting caught
>i just want to jerk off watching her
>that's all
>get out dick, start jerking off
>i just want her to touch it, that's all

1/2

Tell story please

>scared as fuck to leave traces
>have condom in wallet because betas have condoms in wallet
>put it on
>put my dick in her hand
>crazy horny
>she still doens't react
>i just want to rub it against her pussy a little, that's the furtherst i'd go
>rub dick against her pussy, almost cum
>just want to get the tip inside
>almost don't get it in as she's dry, condom has a little lube on it, don't dare to use spit because dna
>eventually her body reacts to stimulation, she gets a little wet
>immediately push my dick in entirely
>thrust a little, cum really fast
>horny is gone
>fear, guilt, shock are not
>whatdo.jpg
>pulldick out and run away from her and the house
>dick still hanging out of pants
>panic
>pull off condom, notice blood on it
>later learned she wasn't on her period
>i was her first
>too scared to throw away condom full of evidence
>still panic
>bury it in the field
>eventually go back to house
>hope noone notices i'm sweating my ass off
>ask people if they've seen her, tell them I didn't see her for a while and am worried
>someone says he saw her outside alone
>no one saw her with me
>lucky.gif
>we went outside to search her
>find her, everyone goes crazy
>cops are called, ambulance is called
>party was over

They never found any evidence they could use to identify who did it. She stayed in hospital for a few days and I visited her. She actually didn't remember anything clearly and doesn't until today.
She asked me thousands oftimes if I saw anything, if I saw her with anyone, I always tell her I didn't.

As said she never really got over this.Still calls me when she woke up from a nightmare, when she thinks she remembers something etc and everytime my heart skips a beat.
Sometimes I had the feeling she suspected something but I think if she truly did she would have confronted me or called the police.

im only 25 and i find becoming fully erect difficult anymore despite masturbating literally every day. unsure what to do.

Pairs of panties? No

I've literally never played a video game.

Nice trips get a cool tip.
>I didn't know how to greentext until I >looked up how to do it. Just put a >greater than symbol before each line.

How much do you make per night?

Happy birthday bro. I'll drink one for you.
Also, where are you located?

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Completely unrelated to the Johnny Cash song, just a weird coincidence

you are the worst kind of person. enjoy hell

dude. steal some more.

I fell into a burning ring of fire
Also completely unrelated to the Jonny cash song

North Dakota

Kik

I filmed my best friend and his girl fucking in my room, really want to fuck her, so I filmed them and watch it now and then

I 2nd this. ill go grab a beer. start a thread birthday bro.

Depended on the clients. I had to be on standby during nights. Sometimes I would make nothing for a week, sometimes almost 3k.

BEAT NIGGER IN DIRT DIRK MONKEY DIRT NIGGER I AM GOD CUNT CHEESE NIGG4R

That's okay, I'll keep my self-pity and shame contained here.

bRO!!!!!!!!!!

Yikes sweetheart honey nigger smegma sucking nigger fuck

YTO

I hurt myself today

Also also completely unrelated to the Jonny cash song

Ok... I'll share this......
NIGGERDS ARE GAY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL

What he says. Start a thread, we're going to have a party.
I'm a bartender and have lots of stuff here, I'll mix something for everyone.

>he the troll???

Dude. Internet not epic award..

I'm a fucking cum nigger machine!

Trips.
Also similar to another story that gets told around here.

anoniscreepin

>be me at age 16 in 2006
>Watching TV with my 10/10 35 year old aunt at 2am in the morning. Parents and Grandma asleep upstairs
>I'm Flipping through channels
>Stopping at HBO to see if there's a good movie on
>Is actually late night porn
>We both laugh and immediately changing the channel feeling a little awkward
>A few minutes later
>"Have you ever done anything like that?" She asks
>"No I'm still a virgin."
>"Whaaat? I don't believe you. You must have done SOMETHING"
>"Nope. I've only had one girlfriend. That was only for about a year"
>"How far did you get with her?
>"Just hand holding and kissing."
>"That's it? She didn't flash you or touch you or anything like that?
>"No no one's ever touched me there except for me"
>She laughs "Well, you know it feels a lot better if it's someone else doing it"
>"Really? Why don't you show me how it feels then? Haha" Asking her in a sarcastic tone
>"Oh yeah that wouldn't be weird at all"
>About 3-5 minutes pass. Me dick is diamonds at this point. I had to do something. I might lose my chance
>"Do you want to see it?" I ask
>"See what"
>I slide my hand in my pants to show her what I mean
>She slaps my arm "Are you crazy? Someone can come down here. You know how your dad goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night"
>I put a large sofa cushion on my lap "There. I'll just hide it with this pillow"
>She shakes her head and continues watching tv. Occasionally glancing at me fapping
>"Can you spit on it" I ask in a half sarcastic tone
>"Why don't you spit on it yourself?"
>"It'll help more knowing it's your spit"
>"Ugh fine. Take it out
>I take out my cock or of my pants which is pulsating at this point.
>She looks at it with a tranced look in her eyes
>"Wow look how big he is!" She said as she spits on her hand
>I sit back as she scoots closer.
>My eyes roll back as I feel her soft hand working my dick for the first time

We fucked a few times after this before she moved. We still talk on the phone a lot though

She actually made my step dad leave like 2 months before and was in the process of getting a divorce, so she was in this insane alchoholic phase, where sometimes shed get sad and nostalgic, and sometimes get super angry and mean, that particular night she was feeling nostalgic. She was in my room talking to me that night as we sometimes do before she goes to bed, she was on and off telling me she was proud of me and shit, and kept asking if there was anything she could do to help, and totally joking I kept giving her a funny look and saying "ANYthing?" Which she thought was funny and would brush off

skipping a bunch of unnecessary detail of the build up, which was super uncomfortable but obviously worked out, she had me sit next to her on the couch, she told me I had to agree she would only use her hand, and only do it this once, and would never do it again, to which I agreed

It was really cute actually, when my dick plopped out she got super uncomfortable for a minute and I think almost decided to back out, she kept saying omg to herself, and laughing almost sarcastically, but eventually she started touching it. We were silent for like the first 5 minutes, but eventually started cracking jokes at eachother about it, which got us more comfortable, and also made her get more into it which was surprisingly hot, she had some skill I didn't expect.

Eventually I finished on my stomach, and she laughed a bunch, then got up and grabbed me a towel, then said something like "dont fucking tell anybody about this ever" and walked out with a smirk on her face. We never talked about it again.

Newfag

Start with playing with her ass with a toy while you fuck, ease her into the thought of more than one penetration at once. This shit takes a lot of time, because a lot of women are terrified of being sluts.

Still no tits with timestamp so GtFO you larping faggot.
No such thing as girls on the internet

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>this new
learn how to greentext

What?

I really don't see what's the big deal.
And why one would carry this around for years instead of just moving on.

alright.

lurk moar

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LOL

Larp more virgin holy shit.

Nofap till you get a wet dream.

huh?

What kind of people hired you for that kind of cash?

Again sorry I’m not sure how to reply to myself but this is the story continued
>move onto 3rd and final best friend
>this is the one that was going to be the hardest because she was really close to my ex and I mean like have known each other since they were like 6
>thinking of ways I could possibly end up fucking her
>decide to do something really extreme and make her think I’m going to commit suicide so she’ll put more emotionally support to me than before
>she ends up opening up to me about how she knew how I was feeling and tells me that she was going to commit suicide at one point too
>basichighschoolbitch.png
>tell her I’m always there for her if she ever needs anything because she “helped me through a really rough time for me”
>a month passes by and I get a text from her
>”hey user can I call you for a sec”
>heart races because I thought she figured out my plan but I call her anyway
>she’s crying and talking about how she actually almost killed herself 5 minutes before she called me
>now is my fucking time
>tell her to take her time and I’m going to be on the phone with her as long as I can to talk to her
>end up talking to her for 2 hours calming her down and making sure she knew that everything would be ok and that life will get better
>she was very happy at this
>”user thank you for everything, you didn’t need to listen to me for that long but I really do appreciate it”
>tell her it’s nothing and I’m always there for her
>next day she asks if I wanted to hang and tell her I’m absolutely down to hang
>not only do I end up fucking her but we ended up dating for a little bit before I ended it because of college going to make it hard
>when my ex found out that I fucked all of her best friends and ended up dating one of her closest friends, she lost it mentally
>ended up having to see a therapist for a while because she was depressed as shit because she had no close friends anymore since she cut them out after I fucked em

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lol

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You give me hope

These type of people really piss me off.

When was the last time you had a dog knot locked in you?

>Inb4 the whiney brats bitch about fucking greentexting. Fuck, grow up, instead of whining educate.

>being this downs

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What???

Holy shit this can't be real

YOU NEWFAG LOL

Hey fagtoid, they did greentext. What, you fucking colorblind?

well im not one to force company on someone who doesn't want it. but this ones for you anyway. cheers bro.

> i love being new~~~~

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Are you serious?

LOL WHAT

>people like this actually exist

ok

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Put me in the screencap holy shit

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Mostly lawyers and rich, bored people. Housewives burning money.

Small situational protip: if you ever get married and your wife gets a bachelorette party with a stripper, call it off right away.

I’m whining because you are addressing a self identified “femanon” without the requisite “Tits or GTFO”
You are the new faggot cancer that has killed /b.

Who told you you could post yet?
Lurk Moar faggot

A new level of beta

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really?

God summer is really here huh.

>a lot of women are terrified of being sluts.
Who told you that?
All women are sluts, faggot... they just find you repulsive

such an incel thing to say

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please be joking

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my wife fucks our german shepard

Hey I've seen dancing bear. Is it common that the bride to be is the one getting railed?

I wuz here. It really happened.. We never found all that fell into the cringe induced singularity.

this is 100% fantasy

What women are you hanging with that aren’t sluts?

In my experience, They’re hornier and filthier than guys....once you prime the quim

Kek. fuck off back to le ddit

Checked. Any pics?

Story about her first time

Such an incel thing to say

Best laugh I've had all day.

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They're no different than guys. They like sex yes, but thats because they are human beings, and have an evolutionary instinct to reproduce, as do men, doesn't make them sluts.

This made me cringe so hard

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Sounds like low T, start exercising more, cleanup your diet and get your levels checked. That fire isn't just for kids, thats the fuel that makes men successful.

HAHAHAH

>doesn't make them sluts.
I’m sure M’ladys with bequeath your virtue by granting you access to their lady garden inner sanctum chamber of secrets, good Sir Knight

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Stop posting.

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I did this gig for 5 years, but only ever ended up with the bride 2 times. Getting blowjobs and handjobs "as a spur of the moment joke" was extremely common, though. Most of the time when I would show up, everyone would be partially drunk already.

I'm happy to be in one of "those" threads.

Kys epic retard.

Please don't breed.

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So you admit to being a whiner. I enjoy slapping cunts like you around and stomping you into a hospital if you even so much as look like you might resist or get angry. Have ways to keep you from snitching that always work. Whiny little bitch. You better go to bed before I fuck your mom and sister in the ass right in front of you.

please shut the fuck up

So you admit to being a whiner. I enjoy slapping cunts like you around and stomping you into a hospital if you even so much as look like you might resist or get angry. Have ways to keep you from snitching that always work. Whiny little bitch. You better go to bed before I fuck your mom and sister in the ass right in front of you.

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fucking newfags

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Josh. Your ramens ready
Hurry or it’ll get cold!

Pretty autistic .

The most autistic thing I’ve seen today? Not even close....but it’s up there

That fugly bulldyke still gets more pussy than your bitch ass ever will, even if it's only her own.

Bitch, I own the fucking pussy. Fucking incel I'm about to trace your IP

My wife got pregnant on purpose when we were in high school.

We married although she was never right for me.

Partially to spite her, I started fucking a married couple. I eventually introduced her to them as friends. I even have a few pics of my wife and the other woman I fuck posing together like bff's for a picture.

Now go kill yourself

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she shaved and showered before, put on an underarmour tight fitting shirt and walked around like that for an hour or so. she drank about 2/3 a bottle of wine

she had jerked him off before so she knew roughly how big he was (~7") and a medium tomato sized knot

she bent over the couch and he humped at her thighs, he needed guidance getting in. he went at it pretty fast, she didn't like that. that lasted 2 mins tops and then he just let it swell up. she kept saying "i can feel it pulsing" kind of laughingly and after maybe 10 mins he pulled out. there was a decent amount of cum, she also laughed at that

her takeaways:

feels really warm and pulse a lot
too much semen (lol)
dog hair in vagina

Stop beating your poor meat retard. Give the old dog a break. Cut out jacking for like a month

That fugly bulldyke still gets more pussy than your bitch ass ever will, even if it's only her own.

Look at that.. I went from Houston to Miami in 9 seconds. Can you catch my SR-71?

9 inch nails faggot

ur a virgin fuck u nigger

is middleschool cool?
i was getting puss then u shud be too

Nice! Who's idea was it? If it was hers, how did she approach you about it?

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I lie in secret sharing threads.

That’s just fucked up man I hope you rot in hell

Why not tell her, could work in your favour

Ooooh noooo, he's gonna getcha!

sending you a pizza dogshit brain kys

That’s no way to speak about your empress .

Hail The Empress.
She is light.
She is love.
All are welcome, all are forgiven .

You are forgiven, my child

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it was my idea to try it, she was drunk and curious

>back in HS, im 17 Junior, little sister Sarah and her freshman cheerleader bff bitch Allison and their friends are 15 some 14.
>Saturday, parents working and her friends over getting ready for beach
>all of the girls are complete typical snob bitches, but annoyingly cute/sexy. One is very quiet and cute with an unusually fat ass for her tiny frame and I crush on her (Gabby)
>Girls all change into bikinis and putting on sunscreen in the living room
>Use dirty dishes as an excuse yo check them out
>sister comes from her room. Holy shit I have never seen her in a bikini botton so small. Borderline thong bikini.
>cant help but stare. Some are typical small freshman titties but sis and her best friend were probably Bs. One of the girls though had huge tits already that she showed off
>Quiet shy Gabby takes off her jean shorts revealing her unreal wide ass in a modest bikini. She is very selfconcious as she is short and nearly flat chested
>She looks up at me and sees im looking at her butt. Surprisingly she gives me a small smile but blushes heavily and covers up
>bitch Allison though calls me out
>"eww stop creeping on us perv"
>sister chimes in for me to leave so I go to my room and hear them leave for the beach
>go back downstairs and find they left their old clothes behind
>dirty panty jackpot, they just ran 2 miles before the beach
>instantly drop my pants and start jerking off thinking I am home alone for hours
>should have locked the door

Holy shit
Have my kek

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This is hard for me. I'm worried she might recognize this but I'm drunk and fuck it.

>be me
>meet qt goth girl
>super into her
>chat her up all day
>she invites me over to study
>as she says study she winks
>hype.jpg
>i go over on the weekend
>her parents are druggies crashing in the living room
>she leads me to her room
>we actually study and banter for like 30 mins
>"we have vodka user, wanna try?"
>"s-sure"
>we get hammered
>she pushes me over and lays on me
>"haha what are you doing?"
>she puts her hand on my dick
>fight or flight kicks in
>start to get extremely nervous
>she notices and puts more of her body weight on me
>i just shut up and look in her eyes
>she tears my clothes off ferociously
>its my first time so i try to act chill
>"you're such a pussy haha"
>0 chill
>she's kissing my neck
>almost wish it was over
>i'm sweating so hard
>she undresses
>smiles at me and puts her ass over my face
>the fucking scent is crazy
>i'm rock hard and didn't even notice
>she blasts liquid ass on my face
>i eat it

Hope she doesn't see.

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>start going through their bags of clothes. Pull out each girls bra and check the bra size on each.
>Big titty girl had 34Ds holy shit
>Mostly 32Bs and As
>surprised to see that bitch who called me out is actually only 32A but wears a big pushup bomb bra to match my sisters perky B
>Dick is pulsing as I sniff panty after panty and finally get to Gabbys
>Not surprised to see she has an extra small padded bra, A cup
>reach down and hold what I have been saving for last
>I always wondered just how big her unreal ass is. Take her panties and hold them to my face
>For a girl under 5 foot with flat tummy and chest she wears girls medium booty shorts and the band seems stretched
>Hold them against my face again while I jerk myself with her padded bra
>In ecstasy I am not paying attention at all
>My heart sinks as I hear a loud voice
>"OH MY FUCKING GOD" is yelled from a female voice and I quickly drop my hand/panties down to see the front door half open and girls coming back inside
>They forgot their towels.... Things got weird and humiliating fast

Got any pics?

What kind are you sending him? And what brand?

Shes into it. Shes fucked me a couple times with a double ended strapon but she cant maintain like a man would. wants to watch specifically while im fucked prone bone and going down on her. Not sure if I actually want her to see me as another guys bitch tho. so I figured I would test the waters solo.

I have never seen the end of this story, have seen it 3 times already

I really wished there was a walk in clinic that you could go in to be castrated.

I want my mom to lick my ass, cock, balls and feet

Fair enough, good luck to you sir.

This is where you should finish the story by saying you fucked all the girls, including your sister, who you saved for last.

2 years ago.

>Of course the voice that made the rest of the girls run inside and start freaking out was my sisters bitch best friend Allison (the one with the illusional pushed up little tits)
>I am standing there with Gabbys (short shy perfect fat ass girl) panties in one hand, bra in the other and fully naked with my hard dick revealed
>I freeze. before I have a chance to cover myself or say anything all 6 girls are watching from the door including my sister
>Some are yelling, some laughing, some even taking their phones out
>I try covering my penis using the clothes in my hand
>Their eyes follow my hands and all staring right at my penis
>"Oh my god are those Gabbys panties?!" Allison yells. "Omg gabby he was sniffing your panties!"
>Lock eyes with Gabby, she looks mortified and red with embarassment
>"No no no!" i start to panic and throw her undies aside not thinking
>Now fully exposed again and the girls all even closer to me while I struggle to gather composure
>Sister yelling calling me disgusting and a perv
>Look at Gabby again, she is quiet just red faced and looking at my softening dick
>Turn aside and realize the phones a few girls have pointed at me now
>"No no stop dont record this!" i yell and move toward them but they laugh and move away
>takes a turn for the worse when Allison starts talking again
>"That right there girls is what you call a little baby dick. Isnt he supposed to be youe BIG brother Sarah?"
>girls break out laughing more and my sister joins in on teasing me
>"I remember seeing it when we were little kids, but it looks just as small as it did then!

I found the sex video that my daughter made with her husband and made a copy for myself and saved it on my computer. I used to play it on sites like Omegle and let random guys jack of while watching her fully nude, straddling her husband in a reverse cowgirl. Really hot watching them spill their cum to my naked daughter. I watched it a couple of times when she was in the same room with me. My daughter is very sweet, but she's also a slut that takes it in her ass. Fucking hot.

Did they know? Describe her. Describe the sex.

>At this point I have no choice. Allison is a total asshole and actually would show the older cheerleaders that I have classes with every day
>The room is quiet for once while the girls wait to see it again
>I reluctantly drop my hands to the side
>I watch as 6 pairs of eyes move feom my face down to my soft penis
>Some more chuckling and whispering from some of the girls
>Allison is first to speak up again." Someone take a picture for me I want a selfie with it. He really is a JUNIOR I guess!"
>Girls erupt in laughter again while Allison bends over right in front of me using her thumb and index finger near it and pointing to it with her other hand laughing
>She doesnt notice but when I look down I can actually make put her puffy nipples from her bikini thats a size too big. Silver lining I guess
>She goes back to check the picture and blasts out laughing, showing me the picture
>She flips through a few and her face changes when she sees me staring down her top in 2 pictures
>She looks down at herself and notices the visible nipple and is outraged.

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i molested 2 of my cousins. i took pics of both and fingered one. one was 7 when it happened one was 8. i was 14 or 15. i still think about focably fingering my cousin and jerk to it

>she looks me in the eye, then back at her bag remembering I went through her bra and panties
>she comes up close to me and whispers "dont tell anyone what you saw or else"
>She is so worried about her status that she needs people to think she has big tits I guess?
>One of the other quiet girls speaks for the first time. "Why does it look different than when we caught him?"
>Sister chuckles and tells her because I was hard
>"Oh shit I just realized youve never seen a penis until now havent you? Oh my god Gabby is this your first too?" She and the rest look at her
>She is just as red with embarrassment as shes been since seeing her panties against my face
>She delays a few seconds then quietly says "yes..."
>"Awww honey..." Allison whimpers to her
>"I feel bad that little thing was your first time seeing one Gabs" my sister adds
>"What do you think Gabby?" Allison asks
>"Is it what you expected one to look like"

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I met my wife when she was camwhoring on Yea Forums 10 years ago.
She posted an email adress in the thread for people who wanted more pictures.
We started talking a lot and eventually met.
We've been married since 2017 and usually tell people we met on an online dating site.

>After some push from Allison she finally answers quietly
>"Idk kinda"
>"Kinda how?" Poked my sister
>"Idk its a penis. I thought it would look like a hotdog with balls I guess" she giggles " but i dont want to be mean" she says as she looks down
>"Girl he was sniffing your used panties and touching himself like a creep, be honest. What do you think of his dick" Allison snips at her
>Gabby looks back in my eyes , then down to my penis, then back up again
>"Its smaller than I thought it would be. Maybe a little skinnier. But it looked different before. A little bigger than now I think"
>I have never felt more humiliated. The cute nice girl I like officially pitys me and my dick
>"Yeah its really a shame you didnt see a nicer one. My first was in 7th grade and he was much bigger than user" Allison adds in
>Big titty girl who was recording chimes in
>"I didnt get to see it when he was hard, what did it look like" she asks
>That gives Allison an idea.
>"Why doesnt he show us?"
>"No way, Im not even horny I cant " i tried protesting but it was pointless
>"Ok then. Start jacking off again perv"

Anyone waiting for ending?

yeah

Just post it faggot.

Yes mofo, good story indeed

yes

Earlier today I went swimming in the lake.
>drinking beers
>haven't shat all day
>suddenly have to shit
>people swimming all around
>wade out a little further
>squat. Pull my shorts down. No one can see through refraction of the water surface
>shit
>long snakey coil floats up next to me
>watch it gracefully sail away in the current
>return to swimming

> I did what I was told and tried tugging my dick. It got a little bigger but couldn't get a boner
>"Hurry up and get hard already" my sister yelled
>"If you dont get hard soon I am posting our little selfie to my snap story" Allison threatened
>I explain I cant get hard without looking at something
>Gets quiet for a minute as she thinks.
>"I guess thats fair. We did all get to see you. But you already saw my nipples." She looks back at the girls and surprisingly barks an order at them
>"Flash him your boobs really quick"
>..holy shit is she serious? im thinking
>the girls all look at her nervously and pause
>"He saw my tits, its only fair I cant be the only one just fucking do it quick and get him hard"
>3 of the girls give me a quick flash of their tits from their bikinis and it is glorious. The Ds bounce out and the other 2 smaller chested girls have perky tits and small nipples
>My dick starts to move and Allison yells "the little worm is growing!"
>My sister and Gabby dont flash though and Allison gives them a death stare
>Gabby is too embarrassed at being flat chested and my sister is my sister and refuses
>"Fine Gabby just show him your big booty instead then. Sarah will flash her ass with you." She volunteers my sister
>Sister sighs and says fine. "Come on Gabby, he will be quick I bet"
>Just the thought of that makes my dick rock hard
>"look girls hes turned on by seeing his sisters ass, what a loser" Allison chuckles and announces." Looks like hes fully hard. How sad that cant be more than 3.5 inches, 4 tops"
>I dont care at this point I just need to see Gabbys fat round unreal ass
>Allison demands me to start jerking while my sister and Gabby stand in front of me taking off their denim shorts
>Finally my eyes lock on. Both Gabby and my sister Sarah grab their waist bands of their bikini bottoms and lower then to their knees.
>Allison tells them to bend over and shake it
>I can barely take it. The site of Gabbys godly fat ass cheeks.

In a hot tub with wife, her best friend and a couple of other folks. Everyone leaves but best friend and myself. Bubbles going, she and I are chatting, and I pull out my dick under water and start stroking. Bubbling water hides everything. Stroke myself hard until I bust a nut, staring her in the eyes and giving her a little smile. letting the jizz fly in the water. She's clueless and just smiles back. Did it another time with my adult step daughter.

Stop making shit up on the internet you fat fucking autist. Holy shit one fat autist roleplays and other fat autists jack off to it and hork for more like retarded seals. What a disgusting display of delusion and faggotry.

keep going

I'm wearing a pair of my friends panties and fapping with a different pair

>I am about to cum and start to moan and jerk faster
>I am about to cum ans Allison knows it
>"His little dick is gonna blow! She yells"
>Gabby turns around with her ass still out. She looks ashamed but interested in seeing what was going to happen
>Sister quickly pulls her bottoms up as I am about to blast. At least Gabbys is still out
>I explode. Cum spurts out into the air and lands on the floor
>my second shot explodes into the air and hits Gabby on her ass cheek
>The site of that gets makes the rest od my orgasm even more intense while my cum spills onto my leg and the floor
>"Eww eww eww" Gabby yells disgusted as she yells for someone to get the cum off her
>"Allison grabs my clothes and wipes off Gabby so she can pull up her bottoms and stormed to the couch crying red with her hands in her palms
>"See what you did perv!" Allison screams at me
>The girls get their things together and comfort Gabby before leaving for the beach
>Later that day I get a stream of texts from Allison with screenshots of the whole thing
>She ends up showing the Varsity girls the selfy of her next to my soft dick with her fingers measuring it even smaller than it actually is
>The entire class of girls finds out about me having a small dick that cums fast after seeing just an ass
>Girls refuse to fuck me in HS thinking im small and wont last long
>Gabby eventually became a huge slut after that and got lots of attention from black guys because of her ass. She grew tits too eventually.