I just paid all my bills for the month and I only have $960 to last me for the next 2 weeks

I just paid all my bills for the month and I only have $960 to last me for the next 2 weeks.

How fucked am I? Should I kill myself?

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>$960

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>924▶
>I just paid all my bills for the month and I only have
If you have to spend more than 500$ a week, youre a fucking idiot. I personally spend about 5000$ a week because i make good money, but if money becomes scarce i would have no issue living on 50-100$ a week.

> (OP)
▶>>I just paid all my bills for the month and I only have
>If you have to spend more than 500$ a week, youre a fucking idiot. I personally spend about 5000$ a week because i make good money, but if money becomes scarce i would have no issue living on 50-100$ a week.

Fuck you.

I live in Canada with a full time job.

This is what i have left for the month after bills.

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Hah that's the same boat I'm in. B

Blame the liberal gov.

You should kill yourself anyway, just to be on the safe side.

You shouldn't be fucked at all. Do you have 12 kids? Do you owe mobsters money? Has your family been taken hostage? Why the fuck can't you live on a G if your bills are paid?

Yes.

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Tell me more about your non-problems

Maybe spend half of what you normally do buying black cocks to have sex with your butt.

My girlfriend only wants anal

Yeah man, thats rough. My personal and social life is too fulfilling.

no fuck you Obama

You fucking piece of shit, i'll kick your Hawageriuslim blackish ass all the way to Mexico

Yes you should kys but not for this reason.

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>words of a guy who doesn't have anal

i've got about the same

just delay gratification.

I want a new phone.
I'm not getting one till i have some money coming in though.

I have many questions...

I actually did borrow money from the mob but I paid it all back ahead of schedule plus interest. They said I could borrow even more next time if I wanted.

Its the conseratives that refuse to tax the companys that have 99% of the wealth

>Hi, I’m 15 and I don’t understand economics.

this is how economics work. the only profits come from capital owners. laborers, by definition, are awarded less than what their labor is worth. people can become rich, but they own no actual wealth until they have a renewing source of income like a business or working land.

It's shocking how school today do not teach BASIC ECONOMICS...

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Hi im 15, and only follow what other have told me without looking into things myself. Instead of looking into others veiwpoints when presented with an idea that opposes my own, i insult them and contine to only beleave my own views without hope of learning.

Holy fuck your a huge fucking retard.

Wow fag, maybe try getting a grown-up job? You can't work at McD's forever kid

Ah, thanks for clearing that up.

wow, everyones a millionare huh, i aint gonna lie, im poor as fuck, im 30k in debt and havent even got a single penny for this month, ive been living on bread and im about a month away from being homeless

go to costco and spend 200 dollars on a week supply of food and dont leave the house fucking retard

Bread?

You mean that stuff I put in the fridge and occasionally use to make a bacon grilled cheese sandwich? fag.

I earn good money because of my work ethic and attitude. If YOU don't earn good money, well, what can we say about you?

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A month ago I had to wait two weeks with my bank account at -1700 so go fuck yourself, op.

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Dude, utilities in most places cost more than 50 dollars a week alone.

I just got paid last Monday, don't get paid for another week & a half, CAN'T pay all my bills for the month, and I currently have an account balance of -$78. Bonus points: more is "coming out" on the 1st.

If I had $960 for two weeks & didn't spend any of it on the bills I can't pay at the moment, I'd probably have $900 by the end of those two weeks.

STFU OP. What you're whining about? Those are known as "white people problems." And I'm white. Pic related.

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Hehe, I'm sure they did.

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nigger

>more is "coming out"
hEHE yes, It's coming out of your ass!

Do you have 12 kids? Do you owe mobsters money? Has your family been taken hostage?

goddamn you are depressingly stupid. most likely laughably unskilled as well I'd wager. undoubtedly a genuine parasite. you parents would likely honor kill themselves in shame if they knew what a worthless human they spawned.

Thank yall for cheering me up and putting shit into perspective for me. I was kind of sad that I had to take my cat in for an emergency vet visit which ate up a few hundred bucks unexpectedly. I had been planning on buying a new roof rack for the car so it would be easier to take the kayaks out now that it's warmer, but now I need to put that off until next weekend because I don't like dipping below 4K in the checking account.

OP here, I understand how you want to keep that security cushion of money

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Yeah, no doubt. But when I was younger having a cushion meant $40 rather than $4K. And forget about any kind of savings account. I was poor for a good long time and had to work my ass off to get to where I am now. Youre sittin on almost 1K, you'll be fine. Just live on the cheap for the next couple weeks.

Certainly feels like it. I start school for a new career field on the 8th though, one that'll pay around $55k to start. Just gotta get through that training period & I'll be good to go. Been a long time coming.
>Do you have 12 kids?
Have zero kids. Got a vasectomy at 24 while in the army & married to a Catholic girl. Now divorced & child-free. Couldn't be happier on that front.
>Do you owe mobsters money?
Never knowingly shared oxygen with a "mobster" (because not all mobsters are Italians) so I couldn't very well borrow money from them. Unless you count USAA as a mobster, because I owe them money. And conveniently, they're the ones taking "more" out on the 1st.
>Has your family been taken hostage?
Nope. My ol' man's tough though. If they took him hostage, nothing they did would rattle him.

>one that'll pay around $55k to start
Lower your expectations

You should kill yourself anyway, just to be on the safe side.

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>5k a week
Nice larp

Wow fag, post much?

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I'm so sorry bro

of course, poor nigga

hahahaha communism at its finest

work harder, comrade

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shut up fag

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holy fucking killself retard

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My bank has $5 in it aaaaaand I quit my job today. I can't pay my bills, probably gonna be homeless

Just remember kiddo, you have to pay taxes on any income gained though begging.

Then quit dating traps.

Legit same here lol

if you can cook this is no problem bro...?

Won't beg, lol. Probs gonna just play survival mode on hardcore difficulty IRL in the woods. Hopefully it kills me.

behold, the only nugget of truth in this thread

well the bright side is if you're malnourished you can get free healthcare

You’ll be fine if you live cheaply. Don’t kill yourself.

you should kill your self.


just becuz

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BINGO

Rofl. Thtas month pay were i come from.

how should I invest my money? It's just sitting there doing nothing.

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Why would public schools teach basic economics when it's government funded... Less pie to share that way. They need corporate tools to keep that tax money movin'