This is my 34 y/o neighbor. Is she too fat to fuck?

This is my 34 y/o neighbor. Is she too fat to fuck?

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Borderline

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Technically no

what the fuck are you even asking, does she get your dick hard yes or no?

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Honestly, my dick hasn't been hard in years. I'm going through a divorce after 20 years of marriage and I'm debating whether this fat pig is worthy of putting my dick inside of, in the unlikely event that the little fucker will even work any more.

DEM CALVES

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Can you imagine those thighs bouncing up and down on your cock?

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Shit I bet shes tight as fuck, go for it user

Do it

I think it says american honey.

It's like the honey from bees except it comes from her pussy and is put there by another man.

Sweet like candy tho

I'm desperate only to prove to myself that my junk still works. I'm just considering using this pig as a dry run.

You might need to rub 2-3 out and get some clarity

With drunk goggles she's suckable. Otherwise, hell to the no.

Leasing anything is retarded. Leasing a porsche is advanced retarded.

This girl is an ICU nurse. Don't they make like $90K a year? What a cheesy fucking shirt.

I rub one out every morning in the shower. I could never make it through the work day if I didn't.

She wears scrubs to work, clothing probably means nothing to her. Anyway, I'd still fuck the shit out of her. I'd fuck most women and only avoid girls with shit personalities. Looks have never mattered much to me.

I am told she is very smart. And she has lost a ton of weight since buying that house. Draw your own conclusions. Maybe the payments are crushing her. But she needs a man to help her fix things. Her dad is 600 miles away, in Kansas.

I'm going through a divorce, and I have an 801 FICO score. My company gives me $1,000 a month for a car allowance. I've been there almost a year and have yet to buy a new vehicle. Ordinarily, I would agree with you. But seriously, work the fucking math.

She seems like a catch user. Makes very decent money, contributes to society, owns her own home, etc.
You seem like a shitty asshole. Why don't you hire a hooker and leave your nice neighbor alone?

What makes you ffel the need to verbally assault me? I have contributed to society. Never been unemployed in 33 years in the workforce, six-figure income for 25+ years, multiple board of directors appointments, I have volunteered for a major charity every Saturday for the past 6.5 years. I think you're being just a bit harsh.

if you're on Yea Forums asking if she's too fat, she's not. take what you can get

Go for it dawg. Them calfs is worth it.

Bruh does she only train her legs or something lol

She's going to come home good and drunk tonight. I can't wait to see what her and her fat friend are going to do when they get back.

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Dude you are getting divorce raped and focusing on your fat neighbor next door? Do you really think a car is going to get you laid?? Your priorities are all out of whack and women will sense that desperation and instability in a second. You're not going to have a good time.

Why don't you find out where the 30 something bar is in your town and chill the fuck out and hang out there till you're in a more stable headspace, you'll get to know the regulars and the single chicks in your area that are bangable.

She used to be morbidly obese. The calves are a throwback I guess.

Every bar in my town is a 30-something bar. But I will consider your advice. Thank you for your input.

Become a regular at one of them, and focus on keeping as much money as you can away from your soon to be ex wife. Once you get the finances all settled, just enjoy being out and about solo. It's really nice, start chatting people up just to chat them up. Approach all people men and women like this and get used to being social again. Then you'll find it so easy being a well off single dude in your 30s/40s finding desperate but attractive girls that are hitting the wall and looking for a decent well off guy. I never got more laid in my life than I did post divorce in my late 30s. It was glorious.

I appreciate the advice, I sincerely do. Only problem is I'm 48. My birthday was yesterday. I feel like I'm running out of time. I do keep $20K in a safe in a house my estranged wife doesn't have a key to. So I guess we're on the same page there.

Lolol bro at my bar there is a guy who is in his mid to late 60s, single, and he is charming to all the chicks, he's not fat for his age, and wears clothes that fit him. He gets laid a bunch. Trust me man, at our age its so easy to find nice chicks to fuck. Granted they aren't going to be 19yr old hotties, but fit 35yr old single moms all day long. If you're overweight yourself, get that in check, very easy to do, cut the carbs to 20g or less a day, and count calories for the first few weeks. No more beer, either drink whisky or vodka.

Don't laugh. I'm down to white wine. It's the only thing that doesn't give me a hangover. I have to be in my office at 7:30 every morning.