Now as a father, I blame the geeeeey

Now as a father, I blame the geeeeey
I have become uncomfortably geeeeey

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THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.

This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION


Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

Banana_id:p9svcs5fpd

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So like... at the risk of being cringy in asking, who here is actually looking for a bf?

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Already answered in the other thread.

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yup

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What was the answer?

Yes.

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just like to stop you and make you try this shit

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just leaked my ex gf

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Just curious, but so are you guys tops, bottoms, vers, or what?

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vers, but like a submissive top if I am

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Old friend leaked

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Bottom. Or wish to be, still can't take big stuff easily.

find sex tonight

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Mind my asking where you are?

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im a vers. doesnt matter much to me i could go either way.

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Apparently this works

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In the UK, you?

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Send me a cute boi to snuggle.

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Foxy likes all the sex.

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very true. to bad im to shy to act on anything tho.

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And where are you guys at?

Arkansas, crappy state in US South.

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sitting in the mitten, Michigan

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I'm in the U.S. south, personally.

I would if I could, user.

bump.

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How is it there?

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I need a cute BF, send me one.

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damn, this looks so hot~
I wish I could fuck him right there, and have his twitching asshole milk my cock...

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Where in the south?

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moar yummy butts?

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Gay

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it's alright, in the area that i work its mainly rich snobs i wanna punch
i'll send you shorty and wem.

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I need dinner, but I don't feel like making it.

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Same, I'm also being a lazy fuck and not getting out of the house so I'm thinking of what to order for delivery.

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if i was there i'd cook ya oven roasted chicken with rice.

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I'm getting sick, running a fever and don't want to go stand in the kitchen and cook.

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Definitely not jealous
Oof, allergies acting up or catch something?

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time to order chinese food.

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Caught something.

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i'll cook ya food. I enjoy cooking.

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I'm in Tx.

Yikes, hopefully it's not bad
unf, I can't cook to save my life so I'm looking for someone that can do that. Even burnt a pb&j once

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how the hell does one burn a PBnJ? I'd cook ya a bunch of different kinds of food

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I was putting things away and had accidentally flipped the stove on, so the sandwich caught fire.

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welp then you had a grilled pb n j

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I'm hopeless when it comes to cooking, which is honestly one of the big things I'm looking for in a partner.

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if i was near ya i could teach ya how to cook.
not the first time i've showed someone how to cook.

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Room mate tried to help as well. I still sometimes forget to boil the water when I'm making pasta and either under season or overseason everything if I don't overcook it.

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it's all about practice. I still do that sometimes so its fine.
And its better to season by smell.

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Maybe I'll try in the future but I have 0 drive to aside from the convenience of not having to eat out every night.

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just make sure you're eating healthy~

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I mean I'm not eating like taco bell or anything bad like that. Work at a microbrewery so I get half off food there so I usually do stuff there and it's mostly fresh ingredients.

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good.

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>rich snobs

Well, shit.

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I should probably learn how to cook because it'll save money but money isn't really a huge issue since I don't really spend my money on anything but bills. Wouldn't save much probably since I eat on average for like $5 and it's some good portions.

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hey as long as you can live comfortably then thats all that matters~
meh, im used to it. Been working in that area for 2 years now, they mainly leave me alone unless some of the real cunts come in.

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Would like to start saving up more though but that's for big boy spending down the line. Like a house, wife/husband etc.

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see i would like to think about that stuff but thats farther in the future for me. focusing on gettin my life together before doing any of that.

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I should probably do the same but my anxiety makes doing anything in the present more difficult than planning for the future.

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i know that feel, im being pushed to do shit tho. Currently looking at trade schools for IT work then gonna get a job in that field.

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Nice, I'm still trying to get myself to go back to school but I know without my ADHD medication I'll probably fail but with it I won't eat. Gets to the point it's dangerous to my health because I'm already skinny and lose a bunch of weight.

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that's why i have to go to trade school, i was in a community college but the stress got to me and my adhd was messing with me the entire time without my meds. I ended up failed 2 courses last semester so trade school is the better option for me right now. And if your meds do that i highly suggest talking to your doc about either switching meds or giving you a diet to maintain your weight.

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I tried a diet but I would forget to eat for days at a time and when I would remember to eat it was difficult to make myself eat. Also sorry about afk but food got here.
Hey

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That's hella gay

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I'm going to go lie down now. Later.

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See ya later

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Hi

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Metro Detroit myself

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