can we have a shota thread please?
Can we have a shota thread please?
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Can you kill yourself please?
nah im ok
oc and /dump
I'm boiling hot and playing Mario Maker. Shota will just make me hotter, making it more difficult to play Mario
love the peeking undies
Peeking undies are great
Your art? Pretty dang good.
nah its from a friend of mine, made it a looong time ago. there's a few different variants of it if you wanna see
I mean catboys arent my thing personally but i know others would like to see. And more shota OC is always nice.
probs some dupes
btw does anyone wanna join the discord i made? It's the same one I've been talking about in the previous threads
I mean i dont use discord but i know it's all the rage with lots of other people.
boomp
Yo
Hey shobro
why he cry :c
What it do nigga
Just passing a bit of time before i have to go somewhere. Hoping either this thread lasts till i get back or there's some other one.
Thought he was just embarrassed
Where could you possibly go that's more important than a shota thread?
Well to get dinner, that's pretty important. I just hope it doesnt take too long.
What's on the menu
>tfw it's hot as shota balls outside so camp has been shitty today
Well at least now you get sweaty shota balls, depending on your preference you might love that
I'd kill for some drugs right now.
Or at least some company.
I'm so desperately lonely.
Where the fuck is everyone
working probably
I'm here enjoying the shota with you.
Fuck your gay shit, you said that yesterday. No rest for the wicked.
too busy doing drugs to post, duh
Share, you bitch
Experince:
I've been roleplaying for 3 years now within those 3 years ive been a shota for countless men. From little toddlers to sexually curious preteens
I loved every second of it, some talk for quick release some stayed and made me feel special. Oh i love how they call me sweet little names. And for a time, that was enough for me. I feel loved. But as time flies i can't help but feel like i need more. it's starting to get a little cold each and every night. I wish i had someone to hug and play with.
Now eveytime i talk online i can't help but to hope they would stay for a little while.
What kind of hole did i dug myself into.
I miss them a lot.
My sister (11) has invited two of her friends from school to sleep over for tomorrow night, one is a boy and from what I heard, he is very feminine and probably gay. I'm worried he's cute and I will lust after him. Anyone got advice for me to not fuck my life up?
forgot a pic
You could try and see if he wants in himself, if so then you got a win win
Well, even if he straight up walks into my, takes his clothes off and demands right there and then. There is a very good chance that I will be found out. Besides, I try my best to bury my pedo feelings, never even looked at CP (unless some cunt posts it here)
Sorry there friend, unpossible to do.
I'd suggest not breaking the law, it can be the quickest way to fuck your life up.
That said, if driving has taught me anything: the trick to not getting pulled over is not to break more than one law at a time.
...Is that lego porn?
what kinda drugs?
Anything, really. All I have is smokes and booze. My main poison is opioids.
Fuck the police
Lock yourself in your room until it's over. If anyone knocks on your door, bang your head against the wall and scream, "GET OUT!! GET OUT SATAN!!!"
I have never met a police officer cute enough to fuck
They can't see so I don't know why it would have to be your head and not your first or an object...
That would work
O-of course not, that'd be too degenerate?
Oh I can't help you then, I cannot stand opioids, I feel like shit the day after.
Nah, plenty of rules exist for valid reasons, we need to de-escalate things with the police, not exacerbate them.
It's just in case they open the door and peek inside. You wouldn't want them to think you're some kind of poser.
I forgot a rough translation!
>Jon: Hey Damian, you're not gonna upload this pic, right?
>Damian: Right now, we're live-streaming.
>Jon: Wha?!
Fuck you and fuck the police. All they do is respond to crimes AFTER they've happened, fuck with innocent people because they can, and murder people.
I keep my heat on my hip like I can't walk without it. I don't need cops.
>police need to respond to crime before it happens, not after
Read Philip K. Dick's short story, "Minority Report".
Bringing a gun into a conflict situation only ensures there is a gun at a conflict situation.
Also: odds of a child shooting themselves/another child with your handgun > odds of you shooting an intruder with your handgun.
I understand
Why not send invite
gifs though
>be me, living in Korea
>gf wants to take me to jimjibang
>sounds boring, but whatever
>arrive, check in, receive special bath house clothes, and head to changing rooms
>in men's changing room, just finished stripping out of my street clothes
>naked Korean shota walks by with his dad, sees me
>his eyes grow wide, he points at me and says something to his dad in Korean
>dad gets angry and starts pulling him away
>while being led away, kid says in broken English, "very big, good job!" while giving me a thumbs-up
>mfw
did someone say .gif?
but seriously, .gif?
I don't have kids, but I do have alcohol, major depressive disorder, and federal load hollow points. Your point is invalid. My olny wish is that, when the cops come to kill me, I kill a couple of them first.
yess was deadly serious about gifs
Sounds like you need mental health services a lot more than you need a firearm.
You are not wrong.
I have many guns, none of which is should legally be allowed to own.
I bought my first high-powered rifle for $100 when I was 18 back in 2010.
The system is fucked but I'll take advantage of it. While I can.
I hope to die soon.
I hate pointing out stereotypes, but come on! You crazy Americans and your guns
oh shit thanks for reminding me to check if suicide boy updated
I'm originally from russia
I’m waiting too
>You crazy Russians and your guns
i could use a drinking buddy
user, death isn't better than life.
You think there's shota after death or something?
In my next life I will become an immortal shota and bring so much joy and cummies to the world
What state are you in?
Haha you stupid fuck I lied I'm from Tennessee.
Absolute nothingness is better still.
but
>You crazy Americans and your guns
That's it. My mission will be to travel the world and share my body with as many as possible
California
absolute nothingness sounds like the pits, what are you gonna do when there's absolutely nothing?
But still, you could reincarnate as something as horrid as a girl, are you sure you want to risk that?
>California
degeneracy confirmed
Nah, I'll be a boy, I'm sure of it. Apparently the more you suffer in this life the better your next life becomes, so I think I'm on track to become an immortal shota
At least they all want to change into their suits and go swimming on these kind of days.
Well that sucks unless you're willing to travel several hundred miles. Sorry bro.
>what will you do
I will stop hurting.
I think that if we had to isolate Americas probles it would be white trash in the Midwest
I'm pretty sure gunning down presumably innocent cops will count against you when you reincarnate. Therefore, you're gonna be a girl and you will have the most vanilla sex life ever when you come back.
Oh, sorry. I'm not I'm just some random user who responded. I'm sorry :(
I hurt too, though maybe not as much as you do: but just remember there are people in this life that'll miss you, even if you won't miss them. Even if you don't realize they'll miss you!
>tfw I live in Ohio
user, why must you hurt me like this?
I'm sorry you've had a hard life, mine's been pretty crappy too. That said, you gotta remain positive: you don't need a do-over, you can turn the wheel around in this spin of the wheel.
I am alive only because my wife and cats need me. And alcohol. And pills. But I'm out of pills so more alcohol.
My life did suck growing up, but this is a shota thread on b, it's surprising when a normal person is on here
There's only one thing I want in life and that's to be a shota cumdump, but that'll never happen. Oh well, I'm sure most people here think about it all the time too
I had a normal childhood I think.
You had so much going for you, why did you come to Yea Forums?
Have any of you ever been members of NAMBLA? What are your thoughts on NAMBLA?
Porn and social anxiety
2d shota is fine because it's not real, but messing around with real kids is extremely fucked up. Nambla is bad.
Shame, I wish you a happy future
What's NAMBLA?
Thanks annon !
I didn't say it yesterday. Last time i said something like this someone asked why there's always a loli thread and not a shota thread, i said and i quote
>that's because shota lovers, unlike loli lovers, actually have jobs
Wait, it's real? I thought that was just a thing from South Park.
I mean lust isn't illegal just don't fuck him
user, I remember being so sad I only kept going because of my cats: this isn't something only you are going through. And if your cats pass away, remember the only reason they had the good life they had was because of you: they would want you to give that good life to as many cats as you possibly can. That is, stay alive!
Also, I drink a lot as well and I sometimes think my reliance on a depressant (alcohol) might be to blame for my depression.
Just a thought (that hasn't stopped me from drinking, just thought I'd note there may be a correlation).
You got any more of Suicide boy?
I don't wanna post it if no one wants it.
Qb4Tg9q is the invite
I was, and used to march with them in the gay pride parade in NYC handing out flyers to any shotas I saw in the crowd (right in front of their parents). Almost 30 years ago now.
They were misguided in their insistence of no age of consent, and that's what ultimately tanked them. They haven't had active members since the late 90's.
man this is cute but i hate the face he makes when he pulls it out
Nautical Association's Model Boat Launchers of America
Dude, I could talk about missed opportunities when I was a shota for at least 5-10 minutes, if not more.
No use in dwelling on what might have been, gotta move forward!
>NAMBLA
Yeah, just look at that creepy video of the guy singing with a kid, I feel that skeeved out by NAMBLA.
hey at least you'll be in the first state to legalize pedophilia
You really don't shy from giving out personal stuff Drive-kun, glad to see you're still fighting, but damn you ballsy. be well.
NAMBLA is a spook
Fuck yeah I've got a bunch, doppel is great.
You sound like my psychiatrists before I dropped them like a sack of moldy tangerines. Your flowery bullshit talk of a future of sparkles and happiness are wasted. Fuck you. Let me kill myself in peace.
Wait what the fuck how did you know
Play truth or dare and get him to blow you in front of your sister and other friend. Could turn into a 4 way!
>Dude, I could talk about missed opportunities when I was a shota for at least 5-10 minutes, if not more.
>No use in dwelling on what might have been, gotta move forward!
I think a part of me just wants to be a happy kid. Despite all the shit I was going through at home, my outlook on the world was good, but that slowly got beat out of me. I still think of myself as a scared kid and I have accepted that's all I'll ever be
Sorry for the tangent, didn't mean to get moody
Also sauce plz that looks super cute
Bro I'm talking about killing cops and drinking myself to death are you for real with your "sorry for being moody bullshit"?
I need to know how to suppress my fantasies not experience them.
A part of me hopes that he comes into my room late at night and asks for me. Oh God
Good point
I mean, been here awhile
have talked to you before
AM in these often just don't talk much.
enough time and one can pick up hints and quirks.
another reason I don't talk much, I probably give myself away too for some. just wanted to wave at ya, keep gud fite~
also totally blanking an the animu rn, sorry
If you are seriously considering homicide kill yourself now
I need to know this mysterious story of you too now
>two
dump the rest of your sb and kill yourself right now. im honestly not memeing. I used to be a person who talked about killing myself all the time and you know what? I didnt have the guts to do it. Now I'm happy and have a shot at a good future. I still jerk off to shota but atleast i dont annoy anyone by insisting I'm gonna an hero when I know I wont.
Not him, but fuck you
Suck my dick faggot
another time I'm afraid, just passing through for tonight.
cheers~
Btw, this time tomorrow the boy will be sleeping at my house, so I should be here to tell you guys deets if anything happens
idk man. im all for the freedom to choose. if life sucks that bad just quit.
Don't risk it
Okay, then listen up you suicidal little bitch.
You only exist because life is better than death. Fucking come on, even your cats think life is better than death, otherwise they'd swallow their own tongues.
Everyone gets down on themselves, just don't believe this is how you'll always feel.
You won't come out the other side of this like you were, but you will come out the other side of it, I promise.
Dude, don't apologize for feeling the way you feel, that's totally your thing and I don't want to do anything but make you feel better.
I remember all the times I was too caught up in the '90s "I'm not gay" bullshit, like the time two of my friends wanted to jack off together with me but I told them "that'd be gay", even though it was all I wanted. Or all the times I watched porn with the bros wishing I was the little girl, etc.
?
Tons of free nudes inside:
discordapp.com\invite\dkujHhf
lTbN
c'mon, swerve me with 'dat edgy shit
Why would I click a honey pot link when I'm not into irl boys and I've already seen dozens of boys in the camp showers today?
Don't touch little boys
idk, because you want to brag about hot shota time?
There are only two places you shouldn't touch a boy and only one is obviously
For me I just never actually thought I was gay.
>Ok so I just jacked off to Link but that doesn't mean I'm gay
>Ok, I keep thinking about my dads cock but that doesn't mean I'm gay
>Ok, I have fantasized dating a boy I know, but that doesn't mean I'm gay
I was an idiot
Maybe if I accepted that I was gay early I would have been able to make something of my childhood. I really hated growing up, felt like I could die at any moment
how many erections?
I'm not going to touch him unless he straight up asks me to (I won't be able to help myself)
But if something interesting happens that you lot want to jack off to, I'll mention it
what about nipple-play?
>pic not related
Two that I saw. Some boys are small enough that you can't really tell.
Ok I trust you
I don't know what you mean by "dump your sb", but whatever. I talk about how I WANT to die, but also about how I can't because I have a wife and animals to take care of. You're a faggot and you should eat a cold can of SpaghettiO's in the dark as penance.
Cats are retarded and so are you. Suck my dick. I love how you tell the other guy to "[not] apologize for how you feel" but you call me a bitch for being depressed. Tough love and pep talks are not your forté and you should sleep in your bathtub and eat cold chicken nuggets as penance for your lack of human understanding.
I know what you mean. I used to work showers at camp. The boys with just the penis head sticking out soft, in the showers it's still sticking out but just more and you can't tell if it's half-hard or what.
Do they have individual stalls, or group showers at your camp?
people try n be nice to you n you write em a book about how youre too cool to hear it.
dude
I never liked Johnny Test but I'm seriously concerned about that radiation warning symbol. Is Johnny contaminated with strontium 90 or some shit? I never watched the show so please explain because I cannot see how radiation can be sexy because the only radioactive shota I know of was Kirk Crocker from like the 1979s and that wasn't cute or fun.
They are group but some boys opt to shower later when it's not busy
I'm drunk and sad what do you want. At least I'm posting content and not shitting up the thread like Fool or that dude who posts gore and scat. Suck my dick if you don't like it or better yet come to my house and watch anime and plink with me.
I'm lonely.
I would love to keep you company but your too far away
man honestly id love to. im just a lonely tranny pretending like i dont think abt 3d shit sometimes. thank you for the suicide boy. he's a treat
pls no cry shota boy ;c
Someone sauce me on a doujin I can’t find again. Shota brings his sheets to he laundromat and meets big titty neesan. She drops her panties, he pretends not to know what they are. Then they fuck in her car. I can’t find it for the life of me.
Oh, as soon as I was jerkin' it I was jacking off to Ash and Link.
I guess I always knew I preferred guys to girls.
Anyway, trust me when I say it wouldn't have been easier if you knew you were gay sooner, if you grew up when and where I grew up ('90s Ohio).
I found my best friend in the 3rd grade, realized I loved him in the 5th grade, and spend the rest of my time at school wishing he'd notice me. Imagine not acting on your crush for 10 years, I never told him I liked him, I dreaded it coming out and ending our friendship.
Turns out, not airing my emotional bullshit is the reason we don't talk today.
Anyway, my point is: even though you think it may be rosier on the other side, it isn't always so.
Y'all are cute. If you can plan a trip to DFW, Texas we can hang for a while. It's just me and my wife but she can cook like a chef and we have vidya and stuff in our house out in the middle of buttfuck. I won't hurt you but if you try to steal from me I'll rape you.
Must like cats.
We have 8.
cats are cute
Oh boy... Shota threads these days have become an utter mess...
do I have to steal something to get fucked ?
autistic shotas might show you their penis but they usually aren't cute
moral of the story: don't be autistic in these threads pls
Oh, thread's dead. I need to sleep anyway
Is this not normal? It feels normal
Cats aren't retarded, how dare you say that while you post Ichimatsu.
If I called you a bitch, I'm sorry. I am not a psychiatrist, and I can only try my best to help you.
>no new thread yet
what are you gay retards waiting for?
Was pizza, i give it a 9 / 10
anyone here on that boychat btw
Yeah, it's like a really unsexy attempt at being smug and sexy.
I mean you can just ask. I'm a good host.
Bro I love my cats more than most people live their kids. I scritch their bums, play fetch, and let them chew my fingers EVERY DAY. But they're still stupid as fuck. I've had as many as 18 cats at a time (don't judge I rescue and foster) so I know pussy.
boychat? This doesn't sound legal
nah it's just a bunch of old peds talking abt politics mostly. I used to post alot when i was yung n dum and fulla fuckin cum.
Dunno why but you remind me of that big old Boston guy talking about Quaaludes from back in the day.
>18 rescue cats
bro, I cannot begin to judge such magnanimity
thank you so much for loving those cats!!!!
my drug of choice is mcdoubles n 1$ icecream cones from mcdonalds my man
Is this just a image thread or do you want stories?
we hit image limit
we already have a thread for that going on here >
...
The answer is to not be a disgusting fucking pedo and leave the kid alone
North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes