Tell me your darkest secret Yea Forums

I'm the real moot

I think AOC is adorable

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threw a pinecone

My darkest secret is so dark, I can hardly see it myself.

I'm a nigger, and I keep it secret, am I the darkest secret myself? Niggle me this Batman.

totally this

I'd make luv to her with Hillary's fallus

I watch you sometimes.

i once put a shoe on my head

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I miss this jew fuck too

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I like to have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

when everyone thought moot was the mark zuckerberg of the underworld, when actually he was just a faggot. I love this man

>(genuine)
lel

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moot reminds me of simpler times

indeed, I miss the faggot

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Poole

ALSO, THE GAME.

I will find you, I will find you and fuck you in the ass with my extra large dragon dildo

My darkest secret should stay a secret. That's why it is called a secret, isn't it?
Posting it on Yea Forums would defy the idea of it being a secret, wouldn't it?

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I left

wait

fuck :(

And I am even selecting all images with a crosswalk to post this pathetic post.

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The love of my life.

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steals challenges from blacks steals every gun from call of duty and battlefield stays a virgin forever

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I love chicken wings and I'm not american

my name rings bells

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perfect goody two shoes church man reads bible girls think i am lame goofy and weird and only want black broke boy that has no money, stays a virgin forever alone tbh

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I belong in at least 3 of those circles and im not even gay

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yasss queen

you do know what he once said about us ?

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I suspect that most people who are still coming here, do so because of what moot did (in an attempt) to make this site great.

Sadly, so many people who came here : betrayed him (unforgivably) and undermined all his monumental efforts to fulfil his dream.
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moat (ooh what a giveaway)

Did you know he was right??

Nothing big, but I do enjoy seeing a nice lady get a dog knot sunk in her

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I still love him although he left us to die 5 years ago.... I still love him.

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yes but he still shouldn't have said it
rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/4chans-overlord-christopher-poole-reveals-why-he-walked-away-93894/

any one else you remain fond of ?

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Well, he should've seen it coming.

SAUCE

I blame myself for this but in reality it was you fuckers
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SO? It's OUR job to make it right and the majority of you FAILED.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU BETTER BE FUCKING TROLLING
youtube.com/watch?v=tHweocGg5N8

we always fail did we ever find out about this ? nope

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Also, I'd like to add: Yea Forums was and is great.
It isn't as big as facebook or nearly as insane.
But it was never meant to be, at least not in my eyes.
And you can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.

So I guess my point is: Yea Forums was a success.

But we killed Jessies dad how can you live with the guilt ?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510958/How-viral-fame-killed-father-left-foster-care-friendless-Girl-meme-bullying-Yea Forums-members-age-11-reveals-horrific-toll-Internet-family-six-years-later.html

>I tortured a mouse when I was 11
>I am lazy but everybody admires me because of my past performance
>I watch porn in work
>I cheated on my ex for 8 months with my current wife

Yup. That about sums it up.

that guy definitely votes republican

I'm 28 year old black man that sells drugs, all my friends think of me as a G but when I'm alone I play RPG's or watch Harry Potter, or browse Yea Forums

They think of you as G... what does that even mean exactly?

they think I'm a gangster, hard, emotionless, focus on money, blood on my hands and so on. I am to a degree but I'm also a nerd and almost no one knows that

I wright smut in my down time to flex my creativity and see how fucked up my mind can get. I'm currently writing about incest. Pretty vanilla I'm sure but still feels great to confess it.

nigga plz

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he means it

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youtube.com/watch?v=Br0Jn-d8_Co&t=48s

I was riding the sub one day and I had this massive fart just waiting to be released, I couldn't hold it and BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFF it stank like roadkill, I blamed it on an old lady standing next to me, I was like: It's ok no need to be ashamed it can happen to anybody

She was still trying to defend herself when I got off the train, lol

Best story ever

I see.... have you ever in your young life had your face beaten to a pulp?

Eh, i'd say it's pretty baller to play RPGs after a long day of hustling

thanks for that

When I was younger and still drinking I got into plenty of fights and yea, why are you asking?

haha

I actually enjoy Yea Forums. Like, on a possy bloomer level. Sometimes I like to sit back and think about the things Yea Forums allowed me to witness, about all the people i've made friends with because they like Yea Forums, about all the lulz, and I smile. I feel like at the end of the day, after everyones taken the piss out of everyone else for being on Yea Forums, they enjoy it too.

Also moot was cool but he became a simp faggot.

I only say that cause I did the same thing about your age. Of course this was as a white guy living on the beach but there was still plenty of violence and gangsterism involved (it was Hell's Angels territory and they made up a lot of my customers and suppliers)

When I poo in the toilet, I have to remove all my cloths to avoid sensory overload because the nerves in my anus are quiet tender...

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Ok man, I grew up around Hell's Angels and a Kurdish clan in a small town in germany, eventually moved to berlin and got involved with a turkish clan

Oh I just meant all I did was buy/sell/do oxy and get in the occasional gunfight (never killed anybody though, always lit off enough rounds to chase them away). It was a scummy beach town in California with an excessively seedy underbelly.

Same dude, so sad, this place is full of normies right now.

my life is so dead

Join discord gg/YZEh7Ss

kek forgot about that one

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In all reality in a psychopath. Yet I've become so good at hiding it their are times I myself forget it. Until that moment where I have the urge to do these horrible things. If I could I would fuck my step sister so hard my balls turned purple. Their are times I want to kill people who I just simply don't like. I act aloof but in all reality I'm just getting their trust and waiting.

I'm writing a fantasy romance novel about a young knight and a tsundere warrior princess. I submitted a portion of it to be critiqued by my writing group and they absolutely hated it, but I think I'm going to finish it

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He was right. Consequences were never the same. Poor guy.

meant for

Sometimes I get the urge to sink my teeth into flesh of something that lives and bite out a good chunk

I really miss old Yea Forums. My life was absolutely miserable back then, but at least I had a place to escape to. People were more real on here, even if they weren't. It's hard to explain. It actually felt like I belonged somewhere, like an exclusive club.

I'm doing better in life now, but not having a place on the internet to go to is a constant reminder that times are changing and things just won't stay the same.

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Fail