Are cats disgusting?

>CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING
If a cat bites you and punctures skin that is reason enough to go to the ER Due to the high chance of infection.
If a dog bites you you're usually good with just soap, water, and a fucking bandaid.

>peacefully playing on your own property
>provoking

Pick one you dumb cunt

nice, your cats sound like great pets. give them a good petting and some tasty food for me. i just had to put down my cat and i miss the hell out of her. she was trained better than most dogs, even if she was a little legit retarded lol

you have 8 teh b8, m8

if a dog bites you, you are going to Trauma.

outdoor/indoor cats (more out than in though) will absolutely fuck on something that is fucking with family.

>playing
That's the problem. Be a degenerate, get what you deserve.

Based

Why? My family dog bit me 3 times and I was fine with few bandages. Even my 3 years old nephew could be fine without medics when the same dog bit him, but since he's just a child we had to call for ambulance. And that dog is not some oversized rat. He's probably around 60kg

I've never have a cat but I currently have 5 dogs, and boy they are like fucking children contantly fighting for attention, the eat, shit and sleep and if you don't give them enough attention they start doing annoying stuff.

>5 dogs
unironically kys yourself

LOL, is that the best you've got?

I don't think thats true, please cite your sources.
I have been bitten by both. The dog bit me in the face and I needed stitches. The cat bit my hand and left a scratch. Which i cleaned, put Neosporin on, and was fine. I have a lot of trouble believing a 13 lb cat is more apt to send a person to the ER than a 130 lb dog.

Are u trolling or do u actually believe this

Why is your dog biting the whole family? Lol

well thats a family dog user-kun, big difference. Not tyrone up the street with his dog and not that blonde bitch down the street with a HUGE dog.

this. dogs are niggers

He bit me only when I was 13. He bit my nephew because the child fell on the dog and probably grabbed him by his hair. When he gets mad and starts attacking it's very hard to stop him.

For a real dog bit you would need to clean the wound and get some antibiotics, of course depending how how severe is the bite.

Cats are perfect for flaky people who don't understand loyalty. Also it's an animal that shits in a box in your house and then walks all over the counters and tables where you eat with its shit-feet. Also, it's a domesticated animal that thinks it's wild and doesn't need its owner even though it wouldn't last a month without them. Ungrateful brats. If you aren't a woman it's unacceptable to have them as pets.

user listen. idgaf about YOUR DOG we are talking about DOGS. Consider the following, the world doesnt revolve around you

say that to my face motherfucker not online and see what happens

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>never owned a garage cat
>wake up
>open garage
>cat chases birbs

You asked a question about my dog which I gave answer to you literal mouthbreathing, recessed chin, brown eyed, double digit IQ amerimutt mongrel.
But if we're talking about dogs in general, they don't attack random people if they are actually trained.

>When he gets mad and starts attacking it's very hard to stop him
>When he gets mad and starts attacking it's very hard to stop him

try a small child pull/step on your dogs tail.
post results

>When he gets mad and starts attacking it's very hard to stop him
>When he gets mad and starts attacking it's very hard to stop him

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?

they do all the same shit as dogs, but in a litter box instead of outside

>dog is getting mad on regular basis
>starts biting for everything in sight
>muh very hard to stop him
>just wait for dog to relax
>hide in closet
>hear scratching and growling outside
>maybe in an hour or so i can come out.
>mfw dog has hunting success
>mfw i can come out now, dont need to wait
>dog chill again

i aint im dont assume things

exactly. cant make your dog mind. fucking pathetic.

I don't know what exactly you mean. Are you implying that I had to somehow empower the dog? Average human could never do it. Like I said it's not some oversized rat dog, but 60kg testosterone filled dog

Cats are artists, so yes.
Cats are artists.
No.
Yes.

im telling you a dog shouldnt even go for a bite in the first place.
first time this little cunt tries it, your responsibility is to shove this subhuman piece of shit right back where it belongs. At the side of your knee, waiting for your order.
You are a failure for letting your dog slip into primal drives.
Fucking faggot
>When he gets mad and starts attacking it's very hard to stop him

He's not trained and it's too late anyway. He's old. Also I'm not the real owner. He doesn't fully respect anyone except his real owner who fed him from day one. Also he's not bothering anyone if nobody bothers him. It's always some retarded fahgots who want to hug him or pet him. I sometimes actually wish he would bite them.

>clean
>never ever takes a bath
>shit in box
Meanwhile, there are a lot of "oh my cat pissed on my X what do" threads on cat forum.
Yes, thank you very much. Do one thing. Neck yourself.
> Also it's an animal that shits in a box in your house and then walks all over the counters and tables where you eat with its shit-feet
this
See above

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Cats give themselves baths you dumb fuck

If your cat pisses everywhere you're a shitty owner. Have had three cats and none of them piss or shit where they aren't supposed to

I'm scared to go to bed without cat sleeping on my back

Lmao everytime my cat goes outside it comes back with a dead squirrel or bird so I think they can make it

bruh literally try to think before you reply.

I fucking hate cats.

I have two of them. I've had them since they were little kittens the palm of my hand. They were foisted upon me by an ex-girlfriend.

10 years later, the girl is gone and I still have the fucking cats.

Everyday, I pray that come home from work and they're both dead.

It would be the best day of my life.

cats are actually genetically extremely similar to wild cat, unlike dogs and wolves. they could easily survive in the wild with proper training from their mom.

I said bite, not maul.
Whether a dog can shred you while a cat cannot is not the point

why didn't you just give them away when your girl moved on to something better, ya sick cunt?

Ahem.
Birds > (cats, dogs)

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Not speaking of the damage inflicted because obviously a dog can inflict more damage.
I'm talking a single bite which punctures the skin. A cat bite is much more likely to become horribly infected without the wound being cleaned out extremely well, such as an emergency room would

*cough* BIRD *cough* DANDER *sneeze* THOUGH!

Imagine going to ER after this and trying to explain what the fuck had happened.

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Lol nice try, most feral cats outside the big cities don't make it

Just ‘cause dad kept you locked in the basement as a child doesn’t mean you have to ruin the fun for everyone else.

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you got a peer-reviewed study to back up that fake news, bruh?
as far as I can tell there is no significant difference between oral bacteria cultures in terms of adverse effects on humans
shit like that is much more dependent on the health and origin of the individual animals than any claims of general domestic populations

Cats are for niggers

Basically this, dogs comprehend the actual reality of the situation and their utter dependence on man which is why they try their best to subsume their needs to those of their master. Cats flip this on its head and believe that they literally control their master since they basically do have their owners at their beck and call and cannot be taught obedience in any meaningful way. They're utterly psychotic animals who spend their entire existence indulging their every animal urge, which is why chicks love them because they see themselves in a creature who is loyal to nothing and no one and flits from one mindless whim to another, completely unaware of the other beings that make their comfort possible

Would of beat the shit out of that cat if I saw it shit on my rice

>this is what it looks like when t. Gondii thinks for you

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>dogs comprehend the actual reality of the situation and their utter dependence on man
Perfectly exemplified by the "please help me" look I get when the water bowl goes dry

I would shit on the cat

>implying toxoplasmosis isn't a beta-bitch concern
get a better immune system, and cough up some empirical studies, son

>toxoplasmosis
you always mention this because its a spammed shitty thread

saged

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I have both (unfortunately) but they are both very clean, i have carpet and they don’t make it dirty (thank fuck) and are very calm, they both have their own personality’s. The bad, the cat will shit on the bathroom mat if the dog pisses him off, and the dog will piss on the cat toys when he pisses him off, but it dosent happen all that often (again thank fuck)

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I just wanted to say that unlike most dogs,cats dont wait for you to turn around to attack you.

Your exactly right, no dog should bite and as much as i love dogs if you cant stop them biting then you need to muzzle them or worse

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