Hey Yea Forumsros I'm planning on killing myself soon. I'm a Pepsi merchandiser (pic related) so I could probably fuck with them somehow. I've also got 5 grand to blow before I do it. What do I spend the money on and how do I fuck with Pepsi?
Hey Yea Forumsros I'm planning on killing myself soon...
Gavin Baker
Jack Richardson
Bump. I need advice you faggots
James Scott
Pepsi:
1 cum in a few bottles
2 unscrew the cap put a mint in each cap and put a piece of string across the cap. Put the cap back on and burn the edges of the strings
But for the money you could buy a shit ton of eggs and just across the day throw them at things.
Glad ro serve with you Yea Forumsro
Btw how you gonna ?
Kayden Perry
Put the string across the mint!!!
Dylan Long
Shake the bottles as well, dont forget to leave mean and cruel messages on them as well
Mason Williams
Send it to my Cash app?
Juan Collins
Got some Xanax and a rope. Gonna get in the noose, take the Xanax, then super glue my hands behind my back. Thanks Yea Forumsro
I don't understand, what is the purpose of the string?
Leo Morgan
Link I'll send 3k
Bentley Brooks
$Mc Advance without the space lol
Christopher Gutierrez
I got an idea that will make top news, user.
>livestream it, don't be specific, but do it, on facebook, youtube, anywhere, someone's going to save it
>if you want to cause some controversy, say a manager raped you or some shit. Maybe that's a little gay, so I hope your manager's a woman. Either way, Pepsi will be somewhat affected, in the company or via the media.
>fuck it, spray paint the place with penises and Yea Forums memes, remember, no reddit slang
>use a shotgun, instantly scatters your brains, heart, lungs, whatever, so unlike a noose even if they catch you on the act you'll still be able to fulfill the mission
Goodbye user, you seem like a cool guy, too bad you want to kill yourself, but hey, I can't stop you. Be sure to buy Mario Maker 2 before you die.
Christopher Wright
Don't fucking do it. Judging from you being on Yea Forums, the negativity must have rubbed on you.
There's still somethings you should stick around for. Some things you've always wanted to do. A version of you inside if you have the courage to face your problems.
These people on Yea Forums don't give a fuck and look, they don't care to watch you suffer. These aren't your people. Find other people that actually support you.
If this is just a troll post, haha have a good laugh. But if you're serious, just reconsider and give your self some time. These people are your enemy. Outlive your enemies
Isaac Price
Join my discord before you off yourself you low life scum
discord/gg/qAM75HQ
Asher Brown
Put xanax in it, Pepsi will get there tits sued off
Landon Rivera
Thanks user, this is good advice
Nah, I'd rather just an hero
Quit shilling your shitty Discord server, kike
Zachary Price
Fucking based. Should I use some of the 5k on a shotgun?
Hunter Foster
That's up to you if you cant get Xanax use a ton of melatonin
Ian Russell
Just do it and stfu pussy
Mason Perez
Already got the Xanax. Tell me about those anime titties. How do I get those? I'd like my father to be turned on by my dead corpse
Sebastian James
>Just kill yourself and do nothing like a faggot
Boring as fuck
Camden Gray
BASED FROGPOSTER
Camden Lewis
Do the diet coke+mentos thing but stick the bottle up your ass
Eli Collins
send me ur money
Jordan Turner
William Brooks
So this must be the guy who sexually assaulted the Pepsi lawsuit user
Jonathan Scott
I know Coke is better, but does Pepsi really make people that suicidal?
Hunter Foster
Dedicate yourself to the good. To the improvement of wellbeing of all conscious creatures.