I work for a major dating site. Ask me anything

I work for a major dating site. Ask me anything.

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What did you have for breakfast?

you single?
if so why haven't you been fired?
do you fuck your boss?

How many horny girls are waiting in my area?

1,000 and they're within 1 mile

which one

Denver?

I've always wanted to fuck you... pity you moved.

It is you isn't it?

I'm not a major, and I don't want to date a major. What relevance do you even have?

How long until you KYS FAGGOT?