Is everyone bi?

see:

You can't have sex with a dick...

Deviancy with a female is hot as fuck. Why sex a poop hole?

>Why sex a poop hole?
Far more straight guys do this than gay guys, you absolute dumb fuck.

>You can't have sex with a dick...
You can have sex with another male. It doesn't have to be anal, it can be oral.
You can also fall in love with a person. Try living a little.

Male "bisexuals" are gay
Female "bisexuals" are straight

and you type words just because

Brain scans say even the most straight guy or gal are turned on by images of naked men or women. That doesn't directly make you bi, but shows everyone has the potential to be bi

if only the world was that simple, user, you'd have less nuance to worry about, wouldn't you?

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>everyone has the potential to be bi
which is honestly sort of the same thing, isn't it?

Being bi is just the new way of getting attention. I've known so many dudes who fuck exclusively women but call themselves bi "because I point out when dudes are attractive."
Not saying bi ain't real, just saying there's a lot of fucking posers out there.

>Being bi is just the new way of getting attention.
>just the new way

You clearly know nothing about history.

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Nah, being turned on by something in your subconciousness doesn't mean you want to openly engage in it. Take incest as an example, many men like the fantasy, but would never engage in it

>t. literal retard

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it's easy to think or wish everyone was gay, especially if you are in a gay mood.

then again.. humans / sexuality is malleable,i'm sure you can go gay for 'certain' types of people, whether personality or body type, regardless of gender

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This is probably the dumbest thing I've ever read.

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Stealthquads

the bottom left pic is so cute

Nah man, I know and I agree tons of people have been, are, and will be bi. I'm just saying there's a shitton of people doing it for attention who really aren't. My wording was godawful though, I'll definitely concede that.

It's about life experience, summerfag.
Wait until you've graduated high school. I know sexual identity seems very real and important right now but it isn't. Trust me, nobody over the age of 25 seriously identifies as bi.

I do.
So do a lot of my friends.
Grow up.

my gf does and lucky me gets threesomes every other quarter of the year

Yeah you don't leave the house do you

So you openly admit that you get cucked by a girl? Faggot

I'm 30, bi, and currently dating both a girl and a guy
I love them both
I'm sorry it doesn't fit perfectly into your little worldview, but it's the truth, and the truth can set you free

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A little bit of projection maybe

I know this is bait, but kek. In any other thread this would have been the most virgin reply possible

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>currently dating both a girl and a guy
Hahahahaahehehehahahaha
Thats not going to work out

>billionth "lmao what is gay" thread today
Please god let summer end soon

Bisexual, but thanks.

Been cheated on before I'm guessing? It's called confirmation bias

It has for over 5 years. Think again.

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All women are bi to some extend but all men are gay or straight

How can you literally be this retarded?

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[citation needed]

this is what closeted, self-hating bisexual men think

Not everyone likes your typical 24/7 close relation where you constantly sit on each other. Especially younger educated people handle it more open. Most of the time not polyarmoros, but at minimum contact and even own flats with your own personal life..

Unlikely.

what about *most, then, if not all?

Considering that LGBT makes up probably less than half the population and a fair deal less of them are bi, I'm gonna say no.

the vast majority of LGBT is bisexual

Yeah except a shit ton of people who think about dick sometimes aren't gonna tell your local news network about it

Quit shilling faggotry

it's an honest question, wonder why you're so triggered kek

this
this
this

Most here are not shilling faggotry, but citing science and having a chill discussion. You are the one being offended by it

This

Oh, so you're basing this on what other people might be thinking. Any number you like then, play ball. There's no actually reliable way to verify that anyway.

safer to assume most people could be potentially bi, rather than exclusively hetero or homo

No, but spending too much time on Yea Forums would certainly make one think that.

Yeah and there's not a way to verify that you don't like dick either just because you want to argue on the internet

No, it isn't. You make these threads all the time aeeking conversions proving what the LGBT movement is all about.
It's just like the gay/tranny psyop

Safer how? This is all conjecture at this point my man, I don't really see the point. If it's an opinion thing, then sure I could see lots of people being bi, but it's just my opinion, doesn't really matter.

safer because it's more likely that a person is somewhat sexually fluid than a black and white binary of a sexual creature

>It's just like the gay/tranny psyop
sorry, your tinfoil hat needs a little more polishing

I disagree I suppose. That entire argument sounds like when straight people go on with their bullshit about "straight's the only thing that's natural" it's just inability to see other people want different things. Some people aren't attracted to the same sex, some people are, and some people like both.

You will get AIDS.

that kids gonna get his fucking brains blown out

yes, but almost every single one of those people that are "into X or into Y" would be willing to make the exception at some point, and you god damn well know it
no, because I know how not to
I'm sorry you're so obsessed with the potential negatives (of reckless and stupid behavior that is easily mended) than the blatant positives
what?

No, I don't. You don't seem to believe in any other sexuality other than bisexuality it seems. Sexuality is a spectrum, some people only like the same or opposite sex and aren't attracted to both. I don't understand why that would be considered a controversial idea.

>I don't understand why that would be considered a controversial idea.
Slavers once thought the same way.

Ah, yes because my idea that people should be free to express their sexualities their own way is of course comparable to slavery.
Fucking retard.

Brainlet detected. I wasn't comparing that to slavery, I was simply stating that not understanding that something could be considered controversial was a certain kind of mentality that those that are wrong are capable of possessing.
Learn how to read.

So instead not understanding why people should be free to express their sexuality being considered controversial is comparable to slavers not understanding why enslaving an entire race of people is wrong? You're a real genius my man, I bow to your superior intellect.

The truth doesn't care about what people "think" they are, or choose to label themselves as.
The fact is that on a planet of almost 8 billion people, most people would eventually go both ways at some point with enough exposure to one another.
Sure, any "straight" person might not think they're bi, but in reality if they just happened to meet that right person several towns away, they'd change their mind.
It's the way it is.

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i am male, and i would find certain male attractive, but that isn't to say i prefer men

same for women, they may have a bad breakup and wish they could go lesbian but their heart is set on men

yeah probably

So everyone in the world is bi, because you think they are and it doesn't matter what they think because you believe they'll all become bi given the opportunity. I'll leave you with a quote from you:
>Brainlet detected

No, I can't stand the idea of dudes sexually. That's gross. This means I'm straight and only straight. Faggots try to confuse straight men by pretending to be women and then exposing their dick like see you were gay all along? But that is a bunch of bullshit. Straight guys like feminine features and pussy. If you're only showing feminine features a straight guy might be excited, but show them a dick and they are grossed out completely.

(((bi)))

You can be, faggot, but I'm proud and happy to not be a genetically inferior, mentally-ill piece of shit.

Gosh I fucking want civil war 2 so bad. I want to kill so many fucking queers.

well?

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they that repressed closetted anger flow through you, cletus

>nopan
>ass
>sideboob
>feet
>femdom
wanna know the character?

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closet case
and/or psycho with blind rage problems

I think the argument can go either way, honestly. Both of your arguments are equally convincing. Just a lurker, no more.

>happy to not be a genetically inferior, mentally-ill piece of shit
>is a genetically inferior, mentally-ill piece of shit
Oh what dramatic irony.

Eh, that's because our arguments are based on nothing my man. Just conjecture and personal opinion. They're both appealing because they could both be right, in essence the argument is pointless since it's just opinion and what you choose to believe.
But hey, that's just my opinion.

>Gosh I fucking want civil war 2
me too, just so you can be defeated once again
>and killed in the process

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Then what are the reasons for choosing between them, rather than staying agnostic on the issue?

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Choosing the belief, I should say.

No reason, honestly. It really is just about your personal viewpoint. Trying to force everyone to follow one of the viewpoints is silliness though. It doesn't change anything if you think everyone's bi or if you don't though, it's just your own viewpoint.

This cannot be answered since it cannot be absolutely proven.

>just so you can be defeated once again
>implying it would be between the Union and the Confederacy

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So are you admitting that your viewpoint is no more valid than theirs? In that case, why do you hold your viewpoint? Doesn't it make more sense to just throw your hands up and deem it unknowable?

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No, it will be people who actually leave the house and right wing basement goblins.

>right wing basement goblins
>88

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Essentially my viewpoint just says everyone can be whatever they want however they view it. It may not be valid, it's just how I see sexuality. It honestly does make more sense to be agnostic on the issue. I don't believe everyone is bisexual because many people say they aren't. The invalid part of the argument is arguing about what people secretly think or feel about it. There's no real way to know.

>It honestly does make more sense to be agnostic on the issue.
Then why not choose the more sensible position?
Also, nice trips.

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>nice trips
niiiice, didn't see that haha

>Why not choose the more sensible position?
Well, for one I wanted to bring another school of thought to this discussion that wasn't all the "everyone's bi" and "kill all the bi's" rhetoric being passed around. I'm hoping that by adding an extra layer to the argument and as I mentioned earlier upon your question, explaining that it's more or less a matter of opinion will help people to feel more moderately about the issue since both sides are valid.

And since I said it last post:
>I don't believe everyone is bisexual because many people say they aren't
I just want to say that this is more or less respecting people's stated sexualities, without assuming they feel a certain way or think differently than they say. I remain as neutral as I can to other people's feelings, but upon rereading it I agree with your statement that it's pretty irrational of me to have taken a stance in this way as I have no idea how people think internally. I apologize for that. Basically though, I'm pretty irrational for holding a belief on it, that I agree with and as time goes by and I see more and more differing viewpoints I do find myself leaning more towards the neutral viewpoint but I just felt this discussion should be expanded upon with an alternate viewpoint and should have considered that before making a statement like that. In conclusion, I don't know what people think and no one does, that's the main crux of the debate and I apologize for assuming there as it was foolish considering the argument I was trying to make.

Also Jesus, sorry for the long post here.

>Also Jesus, sorry for the long post here.
No worries, it's appreciated more than scorned.

The hell kind of fake scenario is this?

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not sure I understand your question, Ned

No, I'm not

I'm 100% straight, which end of the scale am I on

did you never watch past season 1?

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Kinsey 0

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>100%
sure

Ah, sweet. Glad I'm not a 1

Never had a single sexual thought about another guy, physically dont understand bisexuality

if true, then you're rare

..... Yes, but most people won't admit to it.

/thread

No, no I'm not rare. At least I hope I'm not

No this isnt true at all, not everybody thinks like you

You are rare (again, assuming what you say is true).
Why do you care? What's wrong with being rare?

How do I convince my married friends to have a (possibly bi) threeway with me?

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All right, you call him rare based on what?

Stop questioning if its true. Its 100% true. Also I remember seeing Daniel tosh make two of his workers take viagra and watch gay porn. 0 erections that day. 100% straight also

Stop trying to fuck up their marriage

The mind is powerful. These guys were obviously too freaked out to even get an erection. If they were all by themselves without anyone trying to "document" them, they would have gotten off. And you know it. Stop deluding yourself.

Uh huh, hence why they took viagra. You seem like you dont want to believe that 100% straight people exist

Bullshit. This is the same argument people used to make AGAINST bisexuals and it's equally as retarded "they're just fooling themselves." Not everyone is bi, why is that so hard for you to understand? Your dogma isn't everyone else's

And no, they wouldn't have. Being gay or bisexual is the minority

I'm not, I just wanna fuck both of them. The only thing I'm going to fuck up is you, up the ass

That's fine, I was merely pointing out that the Tosh thing is BS and non-definitive.

Hell I don't think he wants to believe 100% gay people exist either. Dude's bi and so therefore believes everyone in the world must be bi.

Right, this guy has the same mentality as the pray the gay away people

100% true

You're not wrong, it's not proof of anything. But sexuality is personal my man, and everyone likes their own thing. It doesn't have to be a specific way.

trips of truth

>IN ADDITION to what the other user said...
It's also possible (regardless of likelihood) that:
A) you three guys are the only truly 100.00% straight men that exist
and/or
B) the particular gay porn they saw didn't have enough hot/cute guys in it

and so on and so forth

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No, those are both incredibly unlikely to be the answers even if those are technically possible answers

check what i just leaked from memories

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>both incredibly unlikely
>both
Have you ever seen gay porn? It's almost all trash. No actually cute guy does it, because they aren't that desperate. They have strong egos and go on to do things that don't involve selling their (very cute) bodies for money.
It's all too skewed. There's no perfect test for this. It makes more sense to assume people are bisexual before assuming that they're monosexual.

>incredibly unlikely
like a person being 100.00% hetero or homo?
oh, right

Actually it's irrational to assume either way and you're just completely fooled by your own bias.

I'll take this. We shouldn't assume any particular sexual orientation, ever.

dubs confirms

The dubs have spoken

yes
no
maybe
none of the above
all of the above

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