The Tower

Copy that, sir. Which ways my local aid station? I don't remember

I dont know what this is but im scared.

All blue zones are now open for citizens.
Travel safely, enjoy the breeze of the shaft, the shaft is all.
Repeat, blue zones are now open for citizens.

.Maintenance

Floors 759236 - 759270 have been decontaminated and are officially open to the public

Heinrich Konig, Bio Officer #0027

Hehe, "shaft"

TimeMate ping:
Time is now 20:00 hours, mid-tower time.
Enjoy light refreshments and evening constitution.
TimeMate ping, off.

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OY, stop throwing wrappings and minor garbage into the shaft! We've got our eyes on you, floor 300! For shame.

.Maintenance.

This is Charlie, I requested assistance from floor 232982 thirty five minutes ago. I just got my mobile back online and it seems I appear to be in an elevator. I'm not sure how i got in here, but my shovel is gone and there's a banana peel tucked into my shirt pocket. I'm going to get myself checked out at when I get back to my floor.

My fragmented long term memory tells me this is funny, but when I try to understand why.. I don't remember

The sun is the true provider of all

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STOP DUMPING YOUR BUCKET OF PISS AND SHIT OFF THE BALCONY. THE WHOLE SECTOR CAN SMELL THAT. STOP.

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This is Officer Redburn of the 900 bloc reconquista division.

Our expeditions into the -208 section is going well! Moral is high and due to the recent hatch feedings we’ve a clear path back to HQ and white zone resupply!

So far we’ve encountered little resistance but the “inhabitants” down here get stranger with every passing downward step!

May your stairs be ever upward! Long live the 900 bloc.

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Do i know you?
I have this funky feeling

Floor 174931 O2 circulation is at 45% operational capacity, please refrain from burning trash in the hallways until the problem is remedied.
Attempts at drilling through to other floors is strictly prohibited and will be met with severe consequences.

Don't panic
.
Maintenance

/k/ommando tactical unit standing by on 36th floor, right outside the 15th designated shitting zone

Heh he heh he said shaft

IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! The whole plumbing system is backed up on floors 128371328 through to 128371370 and it's either out the window or through the ventilation shafts.

Security dispatched, your heretical lies die with you citizen.

Carefully look behind you.
Is there a tiny dwarf breathing hard and staring at you?

This is Heinrich Konig Bio Officer #0027, I trust you are collecting those requested bio samples from the "inhabitants" as per my request.

Heinrich Konig, Bio Officer #0027

Hey guys, anyone else seeing these things around? I'm thinking of keeping one as a pet.

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You cannot stop me from praising something so gloriously incandescent

Citizen, you will cease and desist from such talk.
Please remain where you are.
A sec team has been dispatched.

Maintenance

COME OUT FROM YOUR COMPARTMENT WITH YOUR HANDS UP, RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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I don't know Citizen, you voice, however scramble though the TimeMate, seems familiar.
Did you want anything?

May Thompson, Junior Janitor #0083/B, floor 740

a... pet? I remember something... small, same color, but with four legs... and...
whiskers?

Shadow cats.
Very tasty also.

Thankfully no, just a sweaty guy. Should I keep an eye out for such a person?

I... I don't remember....

Cute when they're little, but they grow up bastards, be weary.

.Zoology dept.

*fictional.
Desist with your terrible lies, you give citizens dangerous ideas regarding this hypothetical "outside". You were born in the Tower, you die in the Tower, the Tower is all that is was and ever will be.

Of course brother! Anything to give us an edge over these abysmal sub levelites.

I’ve dispatched several of my bio-scav units out and so far we’ve had three of ten back.

Though, I must confess I fail to see the applications of these foul resins, but I suppose that’s why we’re knee deep in shaft mud and you’re in the labs!

Will keep you posted.

Long live the 900 bloc!

Officer T. Redburn, 900bloc expeditionary forces, Reconquista arm.

As earlier stated, the Dwarf rapist rumours are little more than childrends bedtime stories. Tower security personnel have thoroughly investigated alleged sitings on numorous occasions with no evidence being found.

O WAIT!!!
I remember now.!!!
Coffee,it was coffee.
Yes
Coffee....
Uh... Uhm.
What was i .
?
Uuhhh!?

See the infinite majesty of The Tower!
Affordable, delightful, correct.

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Rape dwarf activity has been reported in your vicinity.
Please be aware

Hold on, are you on Anti-Memetics? Check your TimeMate for pill-pings, how many active pips so far?
Perhaps it's time for your RemembRalls?

May Thompson, Junior Janitor #0083/B, floor 740

The Tower is eternal. Praise to the Tower.

special forces teams en route to engage. keep civilians quarantined from the area, ETA 3 minutes via elevator, over.
.
.Tobey Halloway, 73rd SecFo division

Well then.come find me and I'll show you all thr evidence of their existence.
Its been 7 years since my encounter with one and i still can't sit down

Praise be
Praise be
Praise be

I don't remember

I SAID GET ON THE GROUND

.Austin V, anti-sun worship forces #42069

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Notice to all boating enthusiasts: The sub-basement harbor has now been cleared of the toxic miasma, passage across the Fetid Pools is now possible to all travelers. Submarine expeditions are still prohibited, and flooded floors are strictly off-limits pending Management approval.
-Sub-Basement Harbormaster

This invitation sounds suspicious. Are you a man of dimished stature by any chance?

How's the fishing conditions?
I could use some extra supplements to my rations

Yeah im short...
What are you implying??

Combat team engaging rape dwarf, contact neutralized. Carry on.
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.Tobey Halloway, 73rd SecFo division

I don't remember.

you forgot to take the safety off.

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This is Officer Primark, It seems someone is welding the elevator doors on floor 232 shut.
I'm off duty but I figure we should get someone up here before it becomes a problem.
I'd recommend a team of ten security agents and six maintenance workers. I doubt it's a more than one culprit.

Why have all the doors on sublevel D-24 disappeared?

Nooooo!!
Take it alive

My gun doesn't have a safety, I live on the edge

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Plenty of corridor-eels and uncatagorized crustaceans abound in and around the areas of the Fetid Pools. Citizens are advised to increase their dosage of antifungal-med#5 when consuming creatures pulled from the depths of the Pools.
-Sub-Basement Harbormaster

>no trigger discipline
disgustang

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just like to stop you and make you try this shit

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Dwarf short?

never thought it was actually legit

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To J. Walters, TowerSEC Officer #2317
There seems to be a few citizens between floor 500 and 999 suffering from memory failure. I suspect it has nothing to do with the AntiMems, all TimeMates are in sync and I'm getting no error messages.
I suspect anachro-loops, localized around the Nodule Radiations of the Envir-O-Ducts.
Please advice.

May Thompson, Junior Janitor #0083/B, floor 740

All forces engaged, we got a memite.
take 'em down.

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another dwarf in sight, approaching for questioning. units, stand by.
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.Tobey Halloway, 73rd SecFo division

>spamming waifu anime trash

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Is it a chocolate model or the mint-green one?
If mint-green show caution! they travel in flocks.

.Security

Chocolate model, he was a fast fucker.
.
.Tobey Halloway, 73rd SecFo division

Hold it! We can't just go around lynching short men, we'd lose 80% of our science divisons

Yeah, they're nippy bastards - but thank The Maker it wasn't a school of Minties. Then you'd all be fucked, literally.

.Security

only questioning, he may be able to lead us to the rape dwarves lair in the 900 bloc.
.
.Tobey Halloway, 73rd SecFo division

Thanks to the samples you have provided we have created a nerve gas that only affects the abominations, it is being transported to your location now. ETA 57 seconds.

Heinrich Konig, Bio Officer #0027

Reminder to report all advertising to your floor chief at once.

Just tried one of Andy Sixx's shitlogs
Actually tasted surprisingly good!
.
.Tobey Halloway, 73rd SecFo division

I saw some citizens jumping from windows on those floors earlier today, they seemed to be reappearing almost instantly on alternate levels. I don't know if it's related but the windows will need resealing.

we have a runaway clone. stay clear of misleading personnel.
.
.Tobey Halloway, 73rd SecFo division

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Yeah, okay.
I remember the last dosing of "targeted gassing." Thankfully my rebereather filters were just swapped out this morning.

Jack Walter's, TowerSEC Officer #2317

Alright, hope it proves useful this time. Wouldn't want to lock up a bunch of kids again, I keep seeing that kids torn off arm in my nightmares.

How do you know the rape dwarf lair is in 900 bloc? That classified information was witheld pending verification during this mornings briefing.
I'm going to need to see some I.D. sir

we've made... some mistakes back then.
hopefully the 73rd doesn't have another incident like (that) again.
sir, with all due respect, I can't hand over my ID.
.
.Tobey Halloway, 73rd SecFo division

That was a result of espionage by the Sun Cult, all such degenerates have since been purged.

Heinrich Konig, Bio Officer #0027

Med block C ensures me they were able to find a suitable replacement from cadava storage floor 29938 and soft tissue bonding was 67% successful, which is unusually high for such transplants. I'm informed that the child has use of all the remaining fingers, though 1 was removed due to gangrene, and that once he reaches adulthood the arm will look proportionate to himself and will be barely noticable.

Blessed by the shaft, for it brings the air we breathe and many lamps of day and night.
Look inwards brothers and sisters.
Look inwards.

.Tower Clergy

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Typical, I'll send some repair drones.
Don't know why the citizenry insists of this reckless behavior, I shall have to ask psych division.

May Thompson, Junior Janitor #0083/B, floor 740

Charlie here, I tried to get off on floor 232 in sub-service elevator 24C but the door's failed to open. Is there some kind of quarantine? If not I'd like to climb out via the emergency hatch.

Fuck you

Could be the automatic fire lockdown mode, is the door scalding to the touch? That floor might just be on fire.

You're clear to use the escape hatch, however be aware of Leeches and Climbers in the ventilation shafts. I bid you well.
.
.Admin.

Can you access his family's information and pass along his floor and suite numbers? I'd like to pay him a visit, maybe bring him some games.

Stay where you are until a bio team is present at which point they will escort you to safety. Failure to comply will result in incineration.

Heinrich Konig, Bio Officer #0027

The fusing drill has been updated. It can now compartmentalize in layers of 4 collapsed floors instead of 5.
Fuse drilling is still a security risk and a philosofical dangerzone. Only authorized personel is to even contemplate drilling horizontally.

Building condemned. Get the fuck out, you're trespassing.

TimeMate ping:
Hello citizens, time for your NostalgAll, wistful togetherness in the evening hours.
Enjoy the evening lights, designed to enhance your experience.
TimeMate ping, off

>Throwing away minor trash
the people at floor 1205 buy it for an hefty price (if it's well sorted, basically anything nonmetallic and nonplastic), i think they managed to breed pigs or something (betting more on the later).
sure it's a haul, but it's worth it.

Okay I'll wait but I do need to get back to my room to take my NostalgAll.

>out
What? There is no "out" you dumb heretic.

Not my problem

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I've broken down the doors to the apartments in floor 423+i. They're fucking shit and the whole floor's empty. The food inside is all spoiled so I've only got the rations I brought with. Maintenance or whatever the fuck better get here soon.

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The bio squad are opening the doors as we speak.

Heinrich Konig, Bio Officer #0027

Your demand makes literally no sense, you can't get 'out' of the world. You're probably one of those faggot cultists who think a giant ball of fire just hangs in the sky.
Reported for heresy, enjoy your visit from FloorSec loser.

Thank you sir, I can hear them now.

>giant ball of fire just hangs in the sky
yeah, it's called the Sun, moron, and it's not exactly "in the sky"

Actually, there is. I remember the one timeline where I actually made it outside.
...Trust me, no matter what goes on in here, we're better off than being out there.

I've contacted Med block C and requested this information. It was strange, actually, they seemed quite nervous and evasive before eventually telling me they were having problems with their filing systems but that "the patient in question is definitely still alive, without doubt has made a full recovery and was doing exceedingly well since the procedures were performed" I asked what they meant by "procedures" but the radio went dead.. Strange.

Reported for making fabricated reports.

this entire thread is mega cringe, holy fuck

Then why are you still here?

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t. porncuck

Bio squad #6682
You will be escorted to the closest lab for testing

>sun-worship
Someone round this faggot up and throw him down the shaft already.

Does anyone's windows point out from the tower? I've only seen windows that point in.

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There is no "out".
I once heard rumors of someone drilling through the outer walls and finding the remains of another tower, emptied of life and reeking of death, but I think that was just bullshit.

Out? Theres some out?

>single interesting thread on the entire board
>'mega cringe, holy fuck'

BREAKING MY IMMERSION REEEEEEEEE

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log off, FloorSec will be in contact shortly

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I told you faggots. You failed to listen and abide. Oh well, acceptable collateral damage.

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Not so hasty, I think the citizen means "out of the apartment" - you know, as going into the main concourse, the stairwell, the view of the shaft etc.
I often use the term "out" whenever I eat on the 700th floor restaurant, "The Restaurant on the 700th" as it's called.

May Thompson, Junior Janitor #0083/B, floor 740

Cute animation retard, that tiny tower looks like a 1/10000th scale model in front of a standard-issue bedsheet.

They won't throw me down the shaft, dumbass, because I'll just wake up on the previous morning again. Besides, I never mentioned the fucking sun. You're not thinking in enough dimensions.

Slothworms have been seen migrating away from floor 2266. No reason for this has been found, but slothworms intuition is well known to be beyond reproach. So evacuate floor 2266 at first sight of anything abnormal.

>didn't bother noticing people outside taking video
ok retard. i'll make sure people don't dig you out of the rubble.

I beg to differ, I think it's a model high rise, exploded for fun in one of our hydropnics floors - the ceiling is 50 floors up, and we've got day-lamps that look exactly like that film.

Sarah M. Müller, Hydroponics, floors 250-300

There was a spilling of a corosive substance on floor 845 and its eating its way downwards, floor by floor. If you suspect a part of your ceiling is melting, we suggest you reallocate.

- Ed Warner, science and development

Sad larp, get help citizen.

seems to me like they believe there's a way "out" of the tower, whatever that might mean.

>larp
how fucking rich and ironic.
>get help
after (you)

Well duh. What else would it mean?

>how fucking rich and ironic.

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You'd be more at home on
you fat homo

is that what that is?

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I'm not sure I understand what you mean,
"out" the tower? There's only up or down the tower, like in the commercial... you know "See the infinite majesty of the tower, la la la... " I forget the rest.
Y'know, the Blue Zone song.
Exactly my point.

May Thompson, Junior Janitor #0083/B, floor 740

kek. you really think that degenerate faggot board is my home? you're missing a few chromosomes there bud.

Floors 55839 - 55855 are quarantined due to a bio hazard outbreak. Anyone present on these floors are required to stay in their accommodation, failure to comply will result in incineration.

Heinrich Konig, Bio Officer #0027

Angry homosexual detected
Go gay somewhere else fag

reports of footcrab nests, i believe

GODDAMN SUMMERFAGS, LEAVE MY BOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDD!1!!!!1!!!111

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>hurr i know i'm wrong
>durr ur a homo feget
where you belong

Where is the anime girl?

Whatever you say, just don't try and gay near me you flaming homo.

Missing a few thousand floors there on your model, bud.

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I just found this thing, what is it?

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Rape Dwarves got to her... the Minty-Green ones.
Sorry.

It is possible. Please do not interact with it and remain calm until a properly equipped worker comes to dispose of it. Would you mind sharing your floor and apartment number?

- Ed Warner, science and development

*touch* too bad. you're now gay. have a nice short life.

All running with magnetic material is prohibited, as it conducts unwanted electricity in adjacent wireing.

That's the Maintainer of Order, Flesh and Flies.
Leave it alone, and it'll leave you alone.

.Security

see? i was confused also. turns out theres nothing to it.

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#0079/D, Floor 843

There's a hole in my floor now and my package is ruined- it's making its way down fast.

Update, all floors with the exception of 55845 are now decontaminated.

Heinrich Konig, Bio Officer #0027

TimeMate ping:
Extraordinary pingmessage: Citizens on levels 500489 to 501200, due to reactor failure in your region, the radioactivity has reached 6000% lethal saturation.
Take your RelaxxMax, NoPayn and your Happideth, enjoy the soft embrace of oblivion.
TimeMate ping, off.

And here citizens of the tower we have a prime example of what happens when rape drwarf offspring is allowed to live.
Take notes and study this example of retardation.
. truly a unique opportunity.
Medical officer# 89-A879

Stop using the word " out" .
For your own good

To anyone living in floors 400-500,

Everyone in my floor is having a sort of yardsale. We've got antibiotics, vaccines, anything you might need to stay healthy and we're even selling expired meds if health isn't your goal. Go to floor 423 and go up the stairs opposite the east elevator.

I don't remember

Got any meat?

whats your floor number?

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Hey has anyone seen the Plumbers recently? I've got something coming out of the toilet that ate my plunger and they haven't been answering my calls.

I used to have friends
I used to have a job
I used to be married
I used to have kids
This was all before I fucking moved into this hell hole!

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Go to floor 423 and go up the stairs opposite the east elevator.

You wouldn't have moved here if you still had any of those things

Yeah, we got meat.

The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone

Requesting the chief of security, I Rutherford B. Westingson lodge a formal complaint of the squalor or so called "poorer citizens" accessing our lifts and levels. For the love of our lord one of them was out in the terrace park yesterday. I will not stand for such an outrageous act.

Has anyone ever been to the top before? I had a friend who said they had, but I think they were lying

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Trade you some blue fungus and some "vegetables" ?

Deal. I've said where to find me.

They are indeed lying and you should report them to the Church of the Tower immediately before they can spread heresy. There is no top or bottom, there is only the tower.

They were, there is no top, only higher floors. Go high enough and you meet Management sectors, and you will not get passed them.

Management sectors are mere child's play

-R. Westington

WARNING!!
Citizen you will cease and desist from using the word " out" or " outside" .
This is your one and only warning.
You have been listed.
.
SecFor

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Life affirming death experience!
There's nothing penultimate about this one!
Ten tablets for only 9999,-
DIE TODAY!

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You are being monitored

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Eat your RembembRall man!

May Thompson, Junior Janitor #0083/B, floor 740

Is there somewhere one can inquire as to the lore of The Tower?

Please report to your nearest reprogramming centre, citizen

Remember the song!

What are you people at the central security nexus doing about the poor?

-R. Westington

>I can't believe it's not life!

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Where do you think your meat rations come from.?

Blessed be the shaft of life

The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone

In our levels we have the wealth and power to access the dna vault to clone animals, that slop low quality "meat" is for the poor and middle class.

-R. Westington

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Cursed image

The components to make the animals need to come from somewhere

Seriously guys, has anyone seen the fucking plumbers? I really need to take a shit and negotiations aren't going well here.

There is no world but the tower

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shit shit shit. Bring lots and lots of rope with you as well. When you get the stairs, tie one end to a radiator or something and the other end to yourself.

Calm yourself Citizen. Pour a package of CorTwelve into your cistern Wear full hazmat), flush once, wait ten minutes - then flush again.
Your toilet should be fine.

.Maintenance

They're better than dogs

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Tsk, you silly boys, it's just a picture from Hydroponics - that's what our roof looks like.

Sarah M. Müller, Hydroponics, floors 250-300

Use a shitting floor citizen

With the genetic restructuring that occurs our palates are as far away from those "people" as the commoner is from the top. The upper levels are only for a select few I remind you. I also lodge a formal complaint a poor "citizen" was spotted in our lifts and even made it to the terrace park. Will you send more officers to enforce the rules and keep them in their place.\

- R. Westington

To whoever keeps playing Elvis or Buddy Holly or whatever pop trash that is on floor 515 can you fucking stop? Some of us are trying to masturbate in peace!

What a weird paintjob, it's unsettling somehow, should be a nice comforting flat concrete-grey like nature intended.

That's what they want you to believe. All the high level citizens,
You're actually all plugged in to a sim.
.
Anonymous janitorial worker

My apologies, but if there is no top or bottom then how was the tower built?

Damn it man, I can't even approach the toilet. I've had to barricade the door with my mattress because its started to sprout propaganda.
I used a bucket

Be cautious Sarah, we can't forget what the Church of The Tower did to engineering for the luminous floating orb decoration.

Heinrich Konig, Bio Officer #0027

God put it, and us, here in the beginning.

I ESCAPED BROTHERS,I CAN FEELLLL THE LIGHT
LOOK A THE PLANTS
AFTER THE GREAT FLOOD THERES STILL 1 LAND MASS WE CAN LIVE ON
THE TOWERS RUN BY A CULT OF CANIBALS BE FREE AND ESCAPE THE TOWER LIKE ME

Designated shitting floor is always an option.
If you don't mind sharing access with 200 other citizens

Nobody listen to this raving lunatic.

Stop having such heretic questions citizen, there is no top nor bottom

ATTENTION SUBJECTS. There have been multiple reports of treason going on in the past few hours. There is a volunteer force gathering in the main concourse of floor 1674, any subjects willing to root out these heinous villains will be rewarded graciously. We ask that you stay calm and remain in your quarters to alleviate any further incidents.
Also question everything and everyone, don’t trust a single person. Not even this broadcast. Thank you for your time
- Surveillance

Then how was the tower constructed? It should be an easy question to answer

There is no top or bottom, there is no outside. There is only the tower.

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WE KNOW THAT YOUR ONE OF THE MANTENIENCE
IVE SEEN THE TOWER CEO
HE IS NOT HUMAN NOT HUMAN NOT HUMAAAAAAAAAAAASHJSNAMAKAKA
BE FREE

* Satellite targeting sounds*
*Laser charging sound*
*Loud crackling pop*

A cult of "Cannibals" that is an unfounded rumor. Cannibals eat others of their own species. You act as if those in the upper levels are the same as the "people" in the lower ones.

-R Westington

I miss the sound of the ocean

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IM IMMORTAL DUE TO ESCAPING
LOOKING AT THE CEO HAS NO EFFECTS ON MY MENTAL HEALTH AS I STILL SAY THE TRUTH
THE SUN AND PLANTS FREE ME

Nice try anarchist, your TimeMate just pinged on floor 3395. It'll be issuing a debilitating shock any second now, I'll be there in...oh jeez I dunno, the next hour or so to disable the TAZE protocol and have you detained until RESOCIALIZATION.

Jack Walters, TowerSEC Officer #2317

Surveillance! This man is clearly mentally ill and needs to be detained!

There is no caste system in the tower you reside in. All beings that you can interact with are of the same particles. To really see the different floors you have to take the stairs that aren’t there. Millions of different towers, accessible from anywhere but you and I are unable because we don’t have the proper equipment

This guy has been wandering around corridor B of floor 3395 for the past hour screaming this nonsense, I think his mind must have broke.

poor bloke. I've seen this before. Guy was saying similar things while running around the shitting floor bare-assed. Completely delusional.

Good luck out there

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This issue does seem severe. Thank you for your intrepid reporting, faithful subject. Corrections will be sent down shortly.
- Surveillance

One too many mind wipes

You poor,poor bastard.

Has anyone else noticed that the tv programs have been a bit off lately? Like they just seems a bit weird?

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This is a friendly reminder that as of tomorrow June 29th D-level clearance will NO LONGER BE SUFFICIENT for entry into the meat reprocessing facilities in F-sector on floors 615-625. Recent contamination incidents involving non-employees intentionally self-immolating in the blanching vats are being closely examined.

If you work in F-sector you may need to undergo your annual gene edits earlier than usual in order to obtain the appropriate level of clearance - talk to your foreman to find out.

Thank you Mr. Walters, we can handle him from here. Heard this guy had one too many mind wipes eh? No problem we just gotta do a hard reset that’ll fix him up good.
- Michael George, Corrections office

I AM ON THE FREEDOM ISLANDSSSS
THE CEO CAUSED THE FLOOD
HE WANTED MORE SOULS
I AM FREE AND HIDDEN
NO ONE CAN FIND ME

You have a tv???
A real working tv?
Daaaamn...

heyy man blanching is where is at. were only doing it cause you get baked af

Submarine access to the flooded sub-basement levels beneath the Fetid Pool is now available with Managerial consent, exploratory and research staff only. Schedule your deep-dive through the ancient floors of your forebears today!
-Sub-Basement Harbormaster

You all are a fucking joke, I can't believe this place has reached such austistic levels. I mean, how are you supposed to keep up with this tower bullshit...

If floor 100 hallway looks like THIS?! What the fuck is up with maintenance lately?? That creepy rock guy just keeps staring at wall all day, shitting on the floor while [REDACTED BY ADMINISTRATION] keeps pooling over the fucking hallway and leaking into my room!

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How do I get outside? I cant even find the bottom floor. My window is bolted shut

Same as it ever was
Same As it ever was
Same as It ever was
Same as it Ever was
Same as it ever Was
same as it ever was

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IVE SEEN THE CEO HE IS A DEMONIC ALIEN ELDRITCH HELL SPAWN WAKE UPPPPPP
THE CEOS TURNED EVERYONE ELSE INSANE AND INTO A HIVE MIND
HE TURNS ALL WHO SEE HIM INTO HIS SLAVES
BUT I WAS FREED BY THE LIGHT
IM HIDDEN ON THE ISLAND

Stop with the heretic questions

This is your first warning.

*only warning

Well, it had a tremendous effect on the crops, don't knock it, it worked wonders.
Good tomatoes that season.

Sarah M. Müller, Hydroponics, floors 250-300

Okay. Hear me out here. Out of the windows is the cylindrical gap in the tower that climbers and delvers always use to accelerate their journeys. What if we tried to get as far away from that cylinder as we could?

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I have heard tales of the outside and I cant get then off my mind. Shall I seek mind therapy?

My mistake, first day on the job, y'know?

TO REACH FREEDOM ISLAND TAKE THE ELEVATOR TO FLOOR 18BSA THEN 186376 THEN A BUTTON LIST WILL APPEAR WITH THREE BUTTONS,PRESS THE MIDDLE THEN THE LAST THEN PRESS FLOOR 61555 TO REACH THE EXIT AND ESCAPE PODS
REALIZE THE TRUTH AND SEE THE SUN,YOU WILL BE FREE FROM THE HIVE MIND

A frontal lobotomy might be in order, seek your nearest medical floor immediately

It was never constructed. It was always here and it always will be

that's what you get when you don't heed your TimeMate pings - it's those AntiMems, he's been eating them like bon-bons I'll bet.

May Thompson, Junior Janitor #0083/B, floor 740

You meet solid bedrock on all sides, extending forever. Someone tried drilling through a few years back but Management liquidated everyone involved with the expedition,

I've been growing these scrotum pears on level 2934. anyone want to buy?

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All you speak about is baseless conjecture. There is no such thing as "the sun" there is no truth. Any further heretic outbursts will result in your detainment and mental reworking, do you understand?

Mhmm, do you guys smell it? Floor 94? I'm making some delicious soup! And there's so much of it that I'm sharing with my neighbors! Everyone invited!

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I thought we weren't allowed to act in homosexuality?

SEE THE SUN FOR IMMUNITY BE FREE FREE FREE
IMPOSSIBLE I WAS HERE FOR ITS CONSTRUCTION AND WILL BE HERE FOR THE END AS I AM IMMORTAL
I AM DESTINED TO KILL THE CEO
I DID IN THE ANCIENT DAYS WHEN HE WAS FIRST INCARCERATED AS
RA AND NOW I MUST KILL HIS 1000TH INCARNATION WHO RUNS THIS TOWER

My god he’s right

But... that doesn't make sense! For something to be here it has to be built first!

We're not, but god knows that doesn't stop them

No were actually exclusively homosexual

*scared and confused mumbling sounds*

Yeah I can't tell you how many uniforms I've had to incinerate after having to trudge through 100.

Jack Walters, TowerSEC Officer #2317

IM NOT IN THE TOWER
IM IN FREE DOM
MAINTENANCE DEMONS CANNOT LEAVE THE CURSED ZONE SO YOU CANT GET ME,ONLY THOSE WHO SEE THE SUN CAN REACH THE ISLE OF FREEDOM
I TOLD YOU ALL

He means the lamps in Hydroponics, I bet you that's all.

Citizen #BV-2325/K Floor 2298

YOU SAW THE CEO
ONLY THE LIGHT CAN CURE THOSE IN HIS HIVE

I don't wanna get in trouble for eating scrotum pears, I got detained for accidentally touching another male and I don't want to get detained again

Use your armored hazmat then? And some BurnEm spray to deter the critter.

Which floor are you in? I've had dicks in my ass and gotten away with it un-apprehended.

Found him! Premature illusion of consciousness. Please return it to bioengineering custodian for neocortex wipe and reprogramming.

Zod, Morloc Lead #709 sublevel B

Sound's hot, care to share some details, citizen?

Some faggot emerged from my wall the other day leaving a huge cum stain on it and took literally THE LARGEST, STINKIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN on my toilet and left like nothing happening, cackling at me like the imbecile that I am. This is my toilet now. Can I request a plumber at Floor 1, Room 10^3?

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We got him boys send in security

The poor guy probably lives in the 2000-3000's - they're so oddly sexually repressed on those levels. No sexual freedom.

Hanzi Flux, Citizen #XX-4543/L, floor 3098

THE LUNATIC IS IN MY HEAD
THE LUNATIC IS IN MY HEAD
YOU RAISE THE BLADE YOU MAKE THE CHANGE
YOU RE-ARRANGE ME TIL I'M SANE
YOU LOCK THE DOOR
AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY HEAD BUT IT'S NOT ME

THE MAINTENANCE GOT YOU,DONT LET THEM SHOW YOU THE CEO

It was my neighbour. I invited him to my place to watch the night's televised public executions. One thing led to another and it just sort of happened.

One of the shadow people actually addressed me today. He called himself the central scrutinizer. You know him?

DID YOU SEE THE CEO,QUICK THINK OF THE SUN UNTIL YOU CAN DO THIS,YOU WILL BE SAVED!

We were raised differently. I didn't know that it wasn't a violation to have sexual freedom. Oh God, how long have I missed out on this?

Shut up heretic before the maintenance hears you

AND IF THE CLOUD BURSTS THUNDER IN YOUR EAR
YOU SHOUT BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO HEAR
AND IF THE BAND YOU'RE IN STARTS PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNES
I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

I bet you were shouting out his name the whole time, huh? what was it?

I think I've said enough

HURRY TO THE ESCAPE PODS

Yo, who the fuck took out the slo-mo dealers on level 666? You're cutting into my fucking business you PIGS.

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Oh we'll get you, you can't hide forever.

NO. I'M QUITE CONTENT WHERE WE ARE. FEEL FREE TO LEAVE WITH OUT ME. WE'LL ALL GO TO THE SAME PLACE.

I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.

Righto, I've done my duty for today.
My timeMate has just ping'd working hour's end.
See you lot next time - keep the fushion reactors burning, the mutants happy and avoid the minties.

May Thompson, signing off.

May Thompson, Junior Janitor #0083/B, floor 740

What's a moon?

FUCKING BITCH, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE LEAK AT 100

That'll be the day.

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NO DONT JOIN THE HIVEMIND

Anyone been to floor 0? I mean i live on floor 17467 and i think it can't be that difficult to climb down the stairs. Anyone tried before?

-Citizen #49969030302/17

I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT IT IS SIMILAR TO THE LAMPS IN THE SKY BUT FOR NIGHT. I HAVE HEARD THAT IS IT BEAUTIFUL TO LOOK OUT. I HOPE ONE DAY I CAN SEE IT RISE AND SET.

Can't believe it worked

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It goes floor 1 to floor -1

I tried to actually climb down, and I'm from 8532623, I think I reached floor 33 when some white-faced guy kept staring at me from the dark, at the flight of stairs below. He seemed mean, so I walked back to my place.

No, don't explore further, it only gets worse for us when we try.

Oh i think i know her, she lives on floor 17465, Apartment 6683 if i remember correctly

THE FOAM HAS BEGUN TO ARRIVE. MY APPOintMENT WILL BE Coming Soon.

This cum guzzler got nothing compared to Eccentrica Gallumbits, fuck the fuck off.

Saying that as you post another even cuter waifu

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My friend tried to speak to "him", the last thing he remembers is being pinned on the floor by "him" I found him hiding in vent on floor 556.

My masturbating buddy from floor 115 said that he'd check out the "basement" whatever that meant. I haven't seen him since he gone down there.

Pepsi
#2094

can i get the discord?

Careful Sarah, this is heresy we're talking about.

Heinrich Konig, Bio Officer #0027

I guess that was just one of the janitors, their skin gets pretty pale from radiation poisoning while working on the reactors

Appartment 6683 has been condemned for 50 years.

Oh, that's just Roger, he's one of our plumbers, he's a bit odd.

.Maintenance.

W-What is my identification number again? I can't remember it, I can only remember my name.

I went there once. There's nothing to see down there definitely NOT any creamy, dreamy, steamy hot fucking logs of shit - fresh from Andy Sixx's asshole.

Don't go there.

-Col Sanders

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It's getting back up that's the problem. If you want to cross the radiation DMZ to hazmat levels and negotiate with the mutant swarm down there, go right ahead. Bring ketchup, you're crunchy.

It's just a lamp, Heinrich.
You lads down Bio are way, waaaay to uptight.
You should temp for Hydropnoics for a few weeks, that'd take the edge off.

Sarah M. Müller, Hydroponics, floors 250-300

Just ping your TimeMate, and it'll tell you.

No but I know Joe. He used to cut my grass, he was a very nice boy.

Day 42

We have continued fighting in the silage tube bravo, heading through floors 5983 to 5603, blue sector.
Unknown mutated creatures continue to baffle the bio division, possibly mutated turtles and rats.
Reinforcements arrived on schedule, but we have run out of napalm and white phosphorus to equip them with. Continuing the push through the silage tube with conventional weapons, loses are expected to rise considerably until resupply.
Still unable to find cause of blockage to sewage system. We will continue to battle our way through.

May god have mercy on us all.

Kyle Winters, 58th Janitorial Division, 3rd Battalion

You know how The Church feels about Bio. Engineering were in favour of The Church when "the incident" happened.

Heinrich Konig, Bio Officer #0027

So it were you guys, huh? Motherfuckers, I'm trying to sleep out here, don't you know I work at 5982? Takes literally A DAY to get there!