Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Hello everyone Anna here.

Pee’s stored in the bladder, we don’t have girl balls kek.

A nice Italian place if you want to try and impress her. Gift would depend on what her interests are.

Blender

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How important is height when it comes to dating or just sex in general?

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May i rephrase that im not 18 and cant get her one of those?

That depends on the girl’s personal preference. I prefer a man at least a bit taller than me, but I’m only 5’4”, so yeah.

~Anna~

Thanks hun, I'll look into those giftcards.

Why’s it so hard for me to get a tinder action. I’m good looking, educated a lot, decent job, own place as owner. But I can’t seem to get it? Wtf is the consensus between you hoes and tinder? Are the Chads only ones getting laid there

aight aight solid solid

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Hello Vchan, I missed the last few threads, ha. Hope everything is going well for you and your fiancé.

~Anna~

I dont eat hummus so I couldnt tell ya

Hi anna!

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Is not on the dating scene, so it’s hard for me to answer honestly. I feel like Tinder is for more of a hookup kind of thing vs an actual way to find a relationship. I’d imagine most girls there are only interested in the fuckboy types. Why not try a better dating site?

~Anna~

If you cant get laid on tinder, youre a dick. Try not being an asshole when you message them. If theyre on tinder, theyll probably fuck you.

Ya Anna..
How’s your fucked up situation going?

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hello Anna, how are you?
are you taking any requests? please take a picture for me in this pose

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Chris Cornell.

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Yea so far everything is going good. Just trying to plan my big party now. It's going to be in october and halloween themed so I'm try to think of cheap and cute decoration ideas.

Hows everything with you and your son????

Also lol it's like the porn ads know

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Is that your vagina?

It’s going. Resigned from my teaching post so I could movie down south to be with Tim. Going to keep my apartment up here though, I’m good friends with my landlord and he’d rather me visit than rent it out. Going to visit my mother next month, Tim will be coming, she’s very excited. They talked on the phone for the first time recently she called him ‘figlio di Gheddafi’ and he cried a bit. Been a lot to take in all around. Still laughing at pic related, his complexion compared to mine, and how the hair on his arms and head is blonde.

Hello, I’m in bed right now, about to nap honestly...

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With the attitude you’re showing, it might just be how you look at women. Your personality and actions probably influence their decision to ignore you.
Are you confident in yourself? Or are you entitled? Just relax and try not to focus to hard on getting laid. It’ll end up with you being unhappy.

That sounds adorable, hopefully it all goes well, Halloween is my favorite holiday.

Pretty good, I was kind of sad to come home, but we’re spending next month together in Europe to visit my mother. Looking forward to that. I was getting a laugh out of how he said he always knew he was adopted, since he has brown eyes and sort of a gold colored hair and his adopted parents are Swedes. Had an Ancestry DNA test done and was even more confused lol.

~Anna~

Probably because there's 10 guys for every woman trying to get laid.

so... any inclination to fuck him yet? or still just playing touchy feely with each other?

do you get matches at all? if you get matches and still can't get laid, it's your personality.

Good news..
Taking him home to meet mama is a big step.
Will you get a new teaching job?

How important is dick size for girls?

>Hello, I’m in bed right now, about to nap honestly...
oh that's too bad... Next time I guess?

Lol

Ah I'm so happy for you Anna! That poc makes me even more curious to see his face lol! Does he look like his dad alot???

It's so strange that he managed to get the blonde hair! You would think with a dark complexion he would also just naturally have the dark hair!

Touchy feely I guess. We’re both affectionate to each other if that’s what you mean.

Yes it is, my mother apparently is throwing a party with some of my cousins, I have Libyan cousins on my mother’s father’s side in Milan and they’re eager to meet him as well.

I don’t know yet, I might, but I might also retire. When my father died he left me more money than I could ever spend, so that’s not an issue.

Not too much, average works.

~Anna~

>When my father died he left me more money than I could ever spend
what a dream

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Sure user.

He looks like his dad a lot, it’s weird. In some aspects I see my father as well, like the ears lol. And yeah, I find it odd as well, but then again Papa’s daughters hair fair hair, like Ayesha (pic related). Probably that French blood or something.

Sort of, honestly it’s sitting in a Swiss account with nothing to do. I learned to become self sufficient after running away the second time (after he split my lip in two, still got the scar), so I’ve always lived off of my earnings.

~Anna~

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>*hair was fair.
Kek looked like I had a stroke there.

why is it, that you come on Yea Forums as a girl?
Yea Forums doesn't have anything to offer for girls, at least nothing that I think girls like

Dear femanons. My baby momma recently left me after I bought a house and her a new car. To be more accurate she cheated on me with whom I thought was my friend. Just wondered if any of you ladies might post a pic of you titts Sith tomestamp to cheer me up? It's cool if not

Going to hit the hay since the thread has slowed. See you all in the next one.

~Anna~

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Isnt that a german model?

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Nah. She did some modeling in her youth, she’s my age now.

~Anna~

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we like to be crude and rude. It's fun as hell. Also, I can say nigger and faggot freely. As well as the appeal of "the internets creepy uncle" as a website.

I like that answer

thoughts on ISIS

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they prolly wouldn't let me browse here :(

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I'm smelling bs here.

You do know we can reverse image search right?
That's not his daughter

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go away

thoughts on this song

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what does it mean if a girl says she doesn't 'trust you' after you offer her back to your place

fyi it was a good night out and she was obviously an insecure af girl

what about when your butt-farts go up and enter your pussy then you have to vagina-fart them out

some of us are like deer, very skittish and not quick to trust, or she didn't shave for a while.

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To be fair they do have some mlp shit here lol

uncomfortableness

How old were you when you saw your first boner?

My wife never swallows, afraid of cum, never does anal, rarely suck my dick, and don't even enjoy 69, and even never asks me to eat her pussy. Is this ok? Should I dump her?

i was 17

I got into a dispute that lead to my gf breaking up with me, but shortly afterwords she said she wanted to get back together, but no one will know that we're together but us. How do I make this work?

Do you have faith in a higher-power?

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only if it's willing to fuck me

started the vid, I was waiting for it to go downhill
>IRA
ok there we are

You should talk to her about it, maybe go to couples counseling. If that doesn't work and it really gets in the way of the relationship, sure

pal, she's seen someone who gives better

hey i won't complain there

yeah I think you are right, I just can't imagine girls watching rekt thread,
but eh that's just me being narrowminded

pfff uncultured

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we do like gore not to mention porn, at least the ones that browse here.

by downhill I don't mean the Irish are pleb, in fact I really like irish culture and think northern Ireland is more irish than british, but I thought if it's posted on Yea Forums it's going to be controversial at some point

I'm not associated with them so why should I have any thoughts on them?

Naaaaah

Catchy!
What you think about this song?

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Too soon

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who?

what if you get a job?
why havent you killed yourself yet?
how heavy are you?
food isn't love ok?

anyone shorter than me is getting pegged, simple

2 - i cant browse the internet in hell

We already went thru this all dear. I have a job now

Show feet

narrowminded guy again
and I know this question gets asked a lot
How should I approach a girl I like?
I'm 22 and I had 5 serious crushes. I only tried to date one kinda, but I didn't even know how to start...

Is squirting orgasms real?
Is it just pee?
Does it happen?
Is it better than a normal orgasm?

take the initiative, most girls like that. Just be funny or nice to talk too. I guess

i don't think it's piss, but it doesn't happen to me, so I couldn't tell ya

They're real.
It's mostly urine, yeah.
Yes? It takes a lot of stimulation though.
And it depends. I've never done it but from what I've seen and heard, yes.

A simple Google search could answer these for you, ya know.

what is a male trait that is universally irresistible to women(money not included) ?

Confidence probably.

the ability to give a nice hug or cuddles

fucking niggers

I wanna hear it straight from the source.

Heh heh ,,,source..
Get it?

Oh fuck no !!!!

How many femanons here enjoy taking one in the dumper?

how do you give a nice hug / cuddles

can i surprise a stranger on the street with this

Yes. Best approach!

make sure to always cover her mouth

Ooh ooh me!! Me!!

And eyes if possible

I suppose.

You suck

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I'm back...and I'm feeling odd

Yes I do. .pretty well according to my fiance

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Nice lol

it's 10:35 pm for me right now ^^

You're my kinda girl. Got any buttplugs?

I wish it was that time for me already so then my work shift would be over! Lol

P.S. Sharpie in pooper? Pretty plz?

FFS will you get a new graphic?

Why won't you show feet??

I just feel awful. I have friends and family that support me, seeing a therapist, and taking medication all for depression, but when it comes to doing anything in my own to help me feel or get better I just don't and can't do anything. All in doing with all the help I have is asking anyone to fix me but not actually trying myself.

That's like asking McDonald's to change their logo.
That image is the staple of this thread

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Don’t write checks your booty can’t cash