He eats ass

I'd stick my dick in a qt girls ass, but my mouth?
Fuck no.

GEKI-017

If there would be many harmful bacteria at your anus every ass eater would slowly get sick. This is not the case also it can be pretty good to eat ass as a kid to develop a strong immun system..

Uncle? Is that you?

He is spot on you know

Yes. It's me. Due to not rolling quads you will get sick soon and now have to eat ass.

I don't see how much more degenerate we can get. Have you ever watched porn? People literally eating shit, not just the hole. People drinking piss, chugging vomit, all of it. People actually WANTING to be cheated on and watch and all the other beta shit? People cutting their dicks off and women growing facial hair? And you clowns think the end of the world is just a fairy tale. I'd say it's right around the corner.

S A G E

U G L Y

S P I C

Hep b fag checking in.

Porn doesn't equate to irl

I mean, if you clean it out, it's no different than any other hole in your body.

Well even the amateur shit man. Plenty of unpaid degenerates out there doing the same shit.

>hey babe
>mind cleaning out rank shithole of feces and filth just so I can eat it and taste nothing
>sounds good mmmm

a very small niche

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Pornstars do multiple enema's and anal bleaching in order to get the ass clean enough for their degeneracy.

>trillions of humans have sex
>a few percentage record it and put it online
>maybe 0,0001percent of them eat shit
BUT ALL OF THEM DOING IT

>finger my ass
>shit on hand
>do enema
>3hours of ass fapping without any shit
OP is retarded if he thinks there is shit waiting right behind the butthole 24/7

One person is plenty enough. And with the porn addiction going around, people are being influenced by it. And even if not everyone is doing it, there are plenty thinking about it or into it. Those videos don't get 100 views. They get 10's to 100's of thousands of views. I doubt it's ten people getting them to such high view counts.

Good post. What the fuck even is sex anyways. And why does it even matter away from the purpose of making babies. People indeed made it so normie. They don't even understand their own emotions and why they do what they do

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i watch videos of girls sucking dicks. this doesn't mean i want to suck dicks too. watching and fantasizing is different from actually doing it.

I eat ass, getting your ass eaten feels amazing

Lol, please be true

>he thinks his ass is 100% clean of residue, shit particles, and bacteria
KEk retard.

Well of course not. If I watch an anal video, it doesn't mean that I will personally want it in MY butt. One's sexual preference for men and women will obviously play a role. I don't really know where your point is. But you can't deny the obvious influence that porn has on the masses. And it's not just me pointing this stuff out either.

Marcia Cross says her anal cancer is linked to HPV and husband's throat
cnn.com/2019/06/06/entertainment/marcia-cross-husband-cancer-trnd/index.html

jynx maze is so hot

I remember when i was 14. Welcome to Yea Forums summer fag.

>going to get
are we just going to gloss over how new this faggot is?
the ass eating meme is old now, op
also it's obvious that you've never had your ass eaten and no girl is willing to let you eat theirs
this is because you're an incel and behind the curve

>And it's not just me pointing this stuff out either.
was alex jones talking about it lately or what? it was always like this. lrn2history. the world is always near armageddon.

I could say the same about the vagina, considering that blood and piss comes from there.

trips so clearly 100% scientific law

>he's a virgin because he doesn't want to eat a literal shithole
nice projection

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Vaginas have all the same germs asshole do because of proximity. Its actually part of what gives vaginas their smell.

>trillions of humans have sex
Trillions?

I've forgotten more girls who have eaten my ass than op has ever even talked to
so yes

hey user
what's the population of earth again?

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gorillions

>trillions of humans having sex
nigga, what?

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Anyway actually enjoy eating a girls ass when it's slightly dirty?
It's gross but also hot at the same time

The scent in the crack of your ass always
electrifies me. It's so arousingly musky, an earthy mix of denim,
sweat, soap and you, quite different from the bracing freshness of
your pussy and intensely erotic. I never fail to pause and savor it
before I continue. I slowly lick and let my
tongue linger on it, fully realizing the salty and slightly bitter
flavor, tracing and gently probing. It just feels so intensely wicked
and kinky to be licking your slightly dirty asshole and to actually
have my tongue up your ass, pushing it in as far as it will go and
licking at the satiny soft inner walls. The taste is so
intoxicatingly delicious, so intensely naughty, such an incredible
turn on. These are the times I pause to tell you that your ass tastes
so good. Your moan and soft "Yes...mmmmm... that feels so good...."
always sends me to the brink of coming. It's such an intense turn on
to know I'm tasting you in this way and that you know it.

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SO HOT...Diamonds Every time...gonna eat some ass this afternoon after she has been lying in the Sun...YUMMY

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I eat ass

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I like having my ass licked by my girl

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I’m guessing your hygiene is very poor. I love having a chick vigorously eating my asshole and vice versa. A quick soap and water enema in the shower and your asshole is cleaner than the kitchen table.

Could you explain that to me? I can understand most fetishes but i dont understand getting off on scat/unhygenic shit. Is it a degradation thing? Dont you worry about getting sick? How does it not disgust you? Does other putrid shit make you feel sick like death smell and rotting garbage?

confirmed
I'm a fag and i don't

The term “degenerate” is so watered down now. Sex is what we are born to do dumbass, it’s as normal as breathing.

It’s is...do you know what a soap and water enema is?

I mean she menstruates expired eggs out on the regular too and fungus is alive and well in there with urine, user.

>implying women enema their asses every single day, or at all
>soaping the inside of your ass
KEK

I eat shit.

but one is clearly worse, you fucking idiot. Your bullshit reasoning shows your retardation

no shit you dumb fuck?
who said anything differently

Fucking this

This soft ass generation won't eat the brown part of the banana, but they'll throw someone's nasty ass genitals in their mouth at the drop of a hat. Her puss is fucking attached to her anus. You think NONE of that bacteria gets in there? Wrongo. The giney needs a healthy level of bacteria, otherwise yeast and other nasties start growing. And let's not even talk about the bacteria growing in most people's mouths. There's a reason they fucking rot teeth.

TL;DR
If you touch another person ANYWHERE with your mouth, you might as well tongue a clean anus. It's really not a huge deal unless she has E. Coli or pin worms or some shit.

ass eating is fun
tastes better than pussy too

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>t. shit eater

Tfw have eaten around 15 different girls asses. Feelsgood.

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Based

>t. nigger

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Damn man how do you get them to agree? I've only ever ate my ex's ass, the rest think its gross.

I like tongue punching my girls farbox. Fite me

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>implying they need to agree

out of the last 10 women ive fucked, ive ate 7 of their asses. i fucking love it. i really get into it and push my tongue in as far as i can. its a huge turn on for me. i actually prefer if theyre sweaty or havent showered recently. i dont want shit, like i want it to be shit free, but ive probably eaten a little and never noticed. i eat my girlfriends ass almost every day

>Meet a T H I C C QT on MeetMe.
>Get back to my place for Netflix and chill.
>Start watching movie.
>She keeps rubbing my thighs and trying to kiss on me.
>Get fed up so I pause the movie and start fucking her.
>While plowing her doggystyle I ask what she else she likes.
>"Do you eat ass?
>Eww, this slut is fucking disgusting.
>"Yeah, I do."

Fin

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>asking
lol. usually I just do it when I'm eating a girls pussy, or when we're fucking doggy, I just pull out and do it. You don't really "plan" sex, ya'know. Even if the topic of kinks comes up, I might not spill all the beans. Girls like surprises anyway. I'll usually only bring up eating ass if her and I have good chemistry; I can almost feel that she'll be down.
Think about it like this: If a girl has never had her ass eaten, and she isn't the adventurous type, she will probably think it's weird or gross, so she won't even try it. I've met more girls that enjoy it (even if it's "just in the moment), more than I've met girls who didn't enjoy it, or didn't care. Most often, you just need to do it once, and all their expectations of how bad/weird it will be will fuck off.
In the end though, if a girl likes you enough, she'll end up tolerating a lot of shit. For example, I love feet, a lot. To the point where, if a girl isn't going to give me her feet (or eat her ass), I just ditch her. If she likes you, she won't want to lose you, and she'll give in with most shit. Be willing to say "this isn't what I'm looking for" and move on, instead of just trying to bust down the same door repeatedly. If a woman also senses you can just leave her at the drop of a hat, she might also feel compelled to let you, even if she's hesitant. If the ball is in her court though, and you're orbiting her and worried to lose her, then yeah, she calls the shots, and can say no. Why wouldn't she? Don't give women that power.

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mah nigga

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>implying that eating ass is bad
Eating ass is as sexual and as high-test as you can get. You only shouldn't do it if the girl is fat or unhygenic. Fuck, nothing gets me more ready to take my girl to pound town than eating her pretty little asshole and pussy. Gets me in a primal state of mind and makes me want to dump my seed in her over and over. Bet you low-test betafags like asian girls. Pathetic.

Personally, my girl just had an interest in playing with her butt, but had never done anything with her butt. So I got the pleasure of awakening her inner buttslut
Feelsgud

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>i actually prefer if theyre sweaty or havent showered recently. i dont want shit, like i want it to be shit free,
Based. This is perfect ass eating territory. I love having my spicy latina gf sit on my face after she gets home from a hard ass workout.
Based.
Sweaty, but free of shit is the best. I try and make my girls poop before they shower in the morning, so my tongue can go to town on their butthole and pussy at any point in the day.
Just do it when you feel she's "clean" enough. Start licking her pussy, then just go for that asshole. Don't ask, just do it. It's best if you start licking her pussy while she's on all fours doggy -style, so her asshole is ready for you to assault. I've surprised girls that haven't had it done to them, and others that were against the idea. It's so hot to hold them down and have them struggle as you forcefully penetrate their asshole with your tongue. In the end, they all ended up enjoying it. Even if they never asked for it, they grew to like it.

I agree its pretty nasty so I dont do it

but I have women do it to me lel

I sure am glad that is not my fetish

The Truth is If You Don't Eat Your Chick Ass, Her Next Boy Friend Well..Just Sayin'
Tongue Her Bung!

Imagine in 2019 not eating ass.... what a pussy