This fucking thread again. Ask a total failure in life anything

>Or nickname?

faggot

How the fuck do you live 36 years on this planet without even kissing somebody???

I really don't understand.

You should kill yourself. Seriously. Why go on living such way? OMG it hurts just to think about how much of a loser you are.

Was it good? The rape, I mean.

>How the fuck do you live 36 years on this planet without even kissing somebody???

I never managed to attract anyone.

Are you exceptionally ugly AND unbelievably stupid at the same time? I mean, even deformed retards get chicks. See Verne Troyer, Robert Hoge, Ron Jeremy, your dad.

No. I am just unbelievably stupid. People like Verne Troyer on the other hand seem to be pretty alright.

I am used to smoke joint tips that I pick up in the street when I'm out of green

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Will you show your face?

You mean Dunning-Kruger level stupid?

life is suffering

Don't have to ask because we're kind of similar.

>relatively popular at high school
>life was nice
>got gf
>two years after that she left me for more alpha guy
>been a total wreck ever since
>friends stopped messaging me and inviting anywhere
>women look at me with disgust
>life is only going to stressful work and then drinking at least 5 beers watching random youtube videos to keep my mind from thinking about this all

Ordered a boomstick few days ago. No point in keeping this shit on. 6 years in life was... Nothing. Just nothing. Completely blank without any color, without a single good thing happening.

Please do a live like that brazilian anime guy who shotguned his brain all over the ceiling in his Mom Hotel.

what is boomstick

type of dildo

The sort you put in your mouth and flick the switch.

Nah, will do it alone hidden somewhere really far from home. For family sake.

No.

Yes.

>I never managed to attract anyone.
Unless you are rich and a natural alpha chad, that is not how women work at all. So what you're really saying is you've never applied yourself enough to even so much as get a kiss. That's pretty pathetic in all honesty. Don't mean to be a dick, but if you've got degrees and shit (pretty meaningless these days, which makes sense here), you should know enough to take charge if there's something you want.
Good luck OP, I'm gonna go grab my gf's ass for no reason.

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What a pussy. At least give us some entertainment here.

btw your family will eventually know you're gone. What's the difference between blowing your brains at home or in the woods?

I am both poor and not a natural alpha. Still got laid several times. Yes, some ugly chicks, but some fairly solid 8/10 chicks as well.

What category would you put me in?

I know its easy to say.. My situation was not so bad, i admit. but someday i got my ass up and did something. just something. and it worked out great so far

What exactly did you do? Fap even more?

>So what you're really saying is you've never applied yourself enough to even so much as get a kiss.

What is your definition of applying yourself enough?

There's a lot of people that just aren't interesting to women no matter what they do. There's a LOT of people like that. No matter what you wear, no matter what you try to look like, no matter how you behave. There's just something born with you that makes it impossible for them to in some cases even talk to you normally.

Got up, cleaned my flat.
Walked out. just walked and started to enjoy being outside. Working out a little. Talking more to people.

Everything develops and you get a better mood and more overall motivation

OP here. I'm doing all that.

Have you tried killing yourself?

I just described my case. Everyone works different. What I am trying to say, is that the mindset is very important. Dont force friends. dont force a girlfriend. Everyone told it to me. I didnt believe it because "how would they know how i am feeling" but it seemed to help once i tried not giving a fuck. good things come to those who dont fucking care

>good things come to those who dont fucking care

OP here. There were times (in my late 20s when I was focused on my doctoral studies) when I did not care. Nothing happened.

Were you writing your PhD in faggotry?

by not caring, I mean to just do what you like. dont do something for a special purpose except feeling better. if you want to go to a concert, go. alone if you like it. dont try hard to connect to someone there, it will make you desperate. Enjoy the concert. If somebody is seeing you really having fun by yourself than you become someone that spreads fun to other people and THEY want to get to know you. A concert is just something that went throug my head. Dont take it to seriously. My favorite thing became playing volleyball for example.
By the way. Congratulation on beeing a doctor

Molecular biology which is even worse.

Aaaaand, I am not a real therapist, but a real one can also do a lot.

I have to leave now. Heads up or you will drown in shit ;-)

I don't care and I'm a NEET that drinks to pass the time

bump

Ich auch, sollen wir Freunde sein :) ?

>kissless virgin
you have no excuse
>get an Hooker Escort

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>get revenge
whoever the reason you are like this

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I'm too much of a pussy to visit a hooker.

Klar.

You still got it better than me, man.

Not op.

I never found suicide to be that good of a solution. I mean you only have this one life, then it's all over. Might as well ride it out till the end and see where it takes you.

might as well do anything, live your life or end it, life is whatever you want it to be. living isnt for everyone

Share them.