Waifu thread
Previous: I'm much too lazy for that.
The rules:
>Choose your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and others' choices
>Keep RP/ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
Waifu thread
Camden Gray
Blake Richardson
Jonathan Roberts
James Mitchell
Ethan Barnes
Michael Gray
You've accidentally and purposefully admitted it at least half a dozen times already. You are not a clever man.
Grayson James
Ian Martinez
Gang gang
Jack Baker
You sure have a lot of bogey men
Keep crying, baka
Luke Myers
>Welp
These threads have gone to shit anyway
Don't know why I continue to post here. Only sociopaths/people who hate me. Plus I have to focus on schoolwork. I will be blocking and deleting everybody on my discord related to /waifu/ besides a few people. And I won't be posting anymore as school starts literally tomorrow.
Maybe I'll come back after I graduate, hopefully the scummy anons currently here won't be around 4 years from now. That's assuming Yea Forums or these threads will still exist then.
Sadly, a lot of anons hate me and want me to go. Some of the anons that are indifferent/like me were cool.
Shinoa was cool while it lasted. Hates me now, but he's passive agressive and I'm sorta glad. Dunno if Mai and Chen hate my guts but they were alright. Junko is cool. A bunch of older anons that you mostly won't recognise were cool af. Sadly, like Shinoa, Neptune, and Nevada to name a few don't like me and want me gone. Hell, Neptune demandef me to leave or he would post my nudes in thread.
Unfortunately, I am being harassed and such. I'm young and people are trying to ruin my life before I even become an adult. It's really sad that people hate me so much that they want to ruin a life of a kid.
So with that, see you fags never. Have a great life and such. Hopefully while I'm gone I can improve myself immensely
Also if you respond to this post with a reply that goes along the lines of "lmao Mi Liu btfo'd so hard he's leaving" or anything similar, you're a niggerfaggot and should kys. Also don't turn this into a copypasta, nigger.
Isaiah Myers
does that user actually beat his dog, or?
Asher Campbell
Stop, I can only laugh so hard
Aaron Clark
His mommy said no more Yea Forums until he finishes high school lul
Dominic Martinez
Tell me, moo loo. How much longer would that post have been if Yea Forums didn't have a character limit? Would you have kept pour your little soul out? Would you have just gone through every single person in the community popping off your opinion of them? Honestly, i'm a little surprised you didn't slip a "shitzuru" in there, given it was like, 3/4 of your posts beforehand.
Elijah Wilson
>he ACTUALLY thinks I'm moo loo
Benjamin Gomez
Owen Johnson
That's Scootaloo from /animus/. Blood-chan's oldest friend.
Landon Baker
scarlett monastry represent
Elijah Mitchell
literal BC's right hand man
Adrian Reyes
kek'd
scoots hates me
Dylan White
>literal BC's gimp
FTFY
Wyatt Gray
Jason Butler
Samuel King
Who is this
Luis Jones
You're obviously Mi Liu, you're the only retard that says "Alice Defense Force" like it means anything.
Jackson Reed
You're obviously moo loo. You have way too many tells.
Robert Bennett
I never said anything about an Alice Defense Force, lmao.
Anthony Jackson
But you did
Kayden Barnes
>I never said anything about an Alice Defense Force
Eli Adams
>T-that's not me
Sebastian Gray
Not me, bucko. Nice try though
Jace Phillips
Shame on Shizuru for beating dogs
Matthew Sullivan
(X)
Aaron Powell
Guess it was someone else randomly continuing your conversation acting like a knob.
Mason Clark
People seem to chip in whenever they want on user boards
Nolan Richardson
Geez, cant we all just calm down and jack off to our respective anime girls in peace? whats the need of gnawing at each other's dicks?
Aiden Sanchez
Post his dick
Cameron James
I have a fervent need to gnaw dicks, like a fox with his leg trapped gnaws his leg.
Justin Wright
Don't lewd the waifu, love the waifu.
Michael Thomas
Cant, gnawed my dick off
Nathaniel Baker
Gay
David Baker
This tbh
Sorry, I had to do it
What's gay about it? Nothing sexual, just a little bit of dick gnawing and cock crunching
James Green
kissu the waifu?
Dick gnawing? cock crunghing? how about some COCK AND BALL TORTURE
Daniel Evans
ur putting ur mouth on a dude's dick
Alexander Mitchell
>cock crunching
i don't like those two words together
Isaac Davis
He'll yeha borther
Not in a sexual way though. And really I'm mostly putting my teeth on it
Ethan Flores
can u gnaw on my dick sexually?
Carter Williams
Nice eyebrows Mute-chan
James Baker
cute
Jack Thomas
Right? I'd take her to a nice dinner and get her home by 10.
Thomas Rivera
i'd take her to a nice dinner and bring her home to cuddle
Brody Wright
source
Ayden Thomas
On the first date? That's pretty forward to be honest.
Samuel James
10/10 would hug
Ayden Bailey
Only if the waifu consents to the kissu
Gavin Thomas
what if she consents to lewding? isn't making love to your waifu part of loving her?
Blake Harris
I would ram my dick uo her trap asspussy
Ayden Foster
would steal her jacket/10
very interesting thesis
Ryan Barnes
Making love is not the same as lewding.
Ethan Smith
source
Ethan Brooks
Making love is lewd though. And wouldn't your waifu suffer if she didn't have her needs fulfilled? She has sexual needs as well
Ian Wright
Shizuru-user literally has an 8-year-old as a waifu...
Beats his dog
And Nevada said he's a trap and has a black boyfriend....
I guess I will use the female pronoun when referring to her from now on...
Joshua Lewis
Well they like you
Ew no, fuck off faggot I ain't bout that gay shit
Aaron Brown
Speak for yourself. Most people don't have a lewd waifu.
Evan Ward
i promise i'll say no homo
ain't nothing gay about sucking ur homie's dick
Adrian James
nothing you say is trustworthy lol
Gavin Richardson
Every waifu has sexual needs. Your waifu is a woman, not an inanimate object.
Mason Cruz
Perhaps, but that doesn't mean you lewd them in front of an audience. That's disrespectful.
Charles Martinez
What do I say that isn't trustworthy desu ka?
Leo Morgan
What if she's an exhibitionist?
Angel Allen
Exhibitionists are not people.
Gabriel Phillips
your really cute. i could take you home and do so much to you~
Noah Perry
everything
Connor Collins
>youtube.com
Page 7.
Benjamin Wright
clownie honk bump
Ethan Williams
Nathan Kelly
honk honk just bored in a board
Noah Jenkins
Brandon Sanders
would you really take me home and stuff..?
like what? what have I ever lied about?
Samuel Jackson
one love
Austin Carter
Agrias is such a bae
Robert Myers
A true patrician, Dr Pepper is the greatest drink mankind has ever thought of. A bottle of Dr Pepper is the best waifu, I don't see why that random anime girl is included though
Sebastian Morris
Sebastian Stewart
lewd and sexy. honk
Michael Martin
i wanna fuck the clowns ass
Jeremiah Perry
>sneezing is lewd
Levi Hughes
Is that ClownPiece? I don't have a Discord :/
Is she in the middle of an epic battle??
Logan Gray
bet the clown would honk every time we thrust in. lul
Gavin Robinson
Sneezed while doing calisthenics
Christopher Kelly
clown is clown. clown is sad you can't contacts cute. clown gives hugs here
clown can lewd all too even you when clown wants!
Jack Butler
cute
William Ward
What are californiasthenics?
are you clown as well?
Ian Sanchez
Calisthenics is like pushups, jumping jacks, situps, etc. Basically any work out that doesn't really require any equipment.
Brandon Russell
would you sit on her back while she does pushups if she asked?
Christian Martin
Eli Phillips
jello hello. clown is clown. clown is everyone's friend. clown ignores rumors and just honks everyone~ Clown is love. clown show love to purple hair too. clown is also lewd but clown is clown
Clown really likes the midcut of dress. clown is distracted.
Wyatt Martin
too many clowns!
Elijah Smith
Oh boi its a triple! clownie takes this moment to specially lewd the purple hairie to reward good roll
Justin Bell
clown forgot to mention clown has your contact numbers. clown tried add but you dont accept friendlies. trust clownie clownie is no enemy. This clown loves all
Jordan Smith
that's the girl from final fantasy tictacs, right?
William Watson
Yes it is. Agrias Oaks.
Leo Lopez
hehe silly >////
Nolan Reyes
Xavier Jenkins
ughh.. you asshole actually managed to make my filters block this thread because you added "porn" to the OP.
Austin Wood
honk... clown is distracted. panties.. drool clown will need a cold shower
Adrian Rodriguez
I like black panties
Blake Clark
Isaac Rodriguez
Isaiah Smith
Clown likes wearing muticolored panties. clowns favorite cpanties is black with lots of sparkles with different colors
Grayson Wood
Hah. Gottem.
John Edwards
honk
Brandon Torres
:o are you a clown irl? that would be so cool
Henry Flores
As punishment I shall post porn. That'll teach you!
Daniel Davis
delet this
Kevin Edwards
clownie is more excited clownie has so many lusts. clown is a clown to entertain
clownie is excitable too!
Lucas Cox
Noooo
Bentley Watson
Clown is here to honk with. honk honk~ honk you~
Samuel Morgan
Yeeeeeess
Brandon Smith
That's... I... I don't wanna.
Nooooo
Wyatt Garcia
Fine, you win, no porn...
Hudson Butler
honk honk you are a cute honk...
clownie wants to hug the shizuru now cause cute
Daniel Hall
Huh. I wasn't expecting that to work. Well thank you.
Samuel Fisher
I'm not trying to upset people, the guy spamming bananas does that more than enough. I'm just teasing, don't worry.
Julian Cooper
this is my waifu and i like her a whole bunch!
Ryan Bell
Welll usually Astolfo posters are a bunch of lewds, so i was expecting at least a few lewds.
Nice to be surprised.
Hi hi.
Xavier Turner
Isane + me = eternity
obviously
also:
;claim isane
Daniel Turner
clownie is done clowning around for now keep smiling waifu
Clown hug for lil friendio hope you have great days
Matthew Sanders
hello, how are you today?
Nicholas Gonzalez
opps.....
this is why I like to manually save imgs...
do you entertain kids :)
Isaiah Brown
Yeah.. poor stolfo is often being abused for perverse stuff. Nasty weebs can't resist his good looks.
Dylan Baker
also I ship this couple
...opinions ...do you like it?
Angel Bennett
I'm doing pretty good. How about you?
Well i mean, the main trait that makes him stand out is that he's a him, and that's a sexual trait, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mason Scott
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
hi dukwek
William James
Vigne is too pure to lewd
Jayden Robinson
im glad to hear it
im good as well, have the day off and im going to hang out with friends in a few hours
William Morris
>too pure
She's literally a demon, so...
Evan Rodriguez
Does duke have a monopoly on shrugging now?
Ahh good. Doing anything fun?
Nicholas Morris
Pure Evil, duh. Also bad things can be pure
Gavin Carter
I know but there are so many real traps. Astolfo just happens to look good, he isn't trying to be a girl. They should abuse those
Nolan Cox
Demons and devils practice pure hedonism.
Henry Hall
right now? not really
later with friends? kinda, mostly just hanging out, eat some weirdo food, maybe play dungeons and dragons or some other tabletop game
should be alright
Kevin Cox
Then Vigne isn't a demon
Nathan Flores
Ah, table top gaming is always fun. Do you have an ongoing D&D campaign?
Landon Rivera
there is -an- ongoing campaign yes, but i dont really attend. today is an exception. its the dm's birthday, and we always make a big day out of it
Gavin Campbell
Don't usually attend? Why not?
Ah, sounds like a good time.
Eli Long
Tabletop games are lame
Ryan Baker
for a few years things had been getting really boring for reasons i couldnt really explain at the time, but i eventually realized it was because our dm's focus on telling large, interesting stories was actually just putting us on rails. he made a few decisions that made it painfully obvious and i stopped going entirely. i still have no desire to play any ttrpg run by him, but i can deal with it for a day so everyone can have some fun
theyre only as good as the people you play with
Isaac Johnson
It's like reading a fucking book.
Cameron Ross
Ahh yeah. I can kind of get that. Not really having any choice in campaigns can be a real buzzkill.
Michael Jenkins
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Robert Lopez
hello hello, I love you all
Charles Flores
Hello friends, Negev Chan is here.
How is everyone doing today?
Charles Martinez
that is a lot of yikes stars!
Henry Parker
tabletop games are like reading books?
books can be nice.
it was less overt than that. there was always freedom to do whatever, but having exactly one scenario planned usually meant that our choice was between the carefully crafted stuff or whatever the dm decided to make up on the spot, and neither is really that great
Nathan Wood
I am back
Cameron Perry
Shipped
Connor Hernandez
Aww but everyone likes stars...
I see.
Grayson Campbell
so is there an ArmaLite Rifle version of the Galill?
Cooper Flores
>he has only one star on his flag
Xavier Peterson
stars are very nice but ethnostates are very not!
Sebastian Richardson
texans and kikes btfo
Charles Gray
ethnostates are epic. jewish ethnostates, not so much
Adam Myers
Aren't you Texan
Sebastian Reyes
Brayden Myers
Yeah but my country's flag is USA.
Parker Lee
Big if true
Evan Rivera
I am not sure why you feel this way. why are ethnostates good, friend?
Nicholas Brown
homogenity > diversity
Lincoln Diaz
I see! I am not sure why you feel that way, would you like to provide studies or evidence?
Ryan Nguyen
japan. besides birth rates and suicide rates they are one of the safest and nicest countries on earth. detroit is diverse and looks like a nuclear bomb went off
Easton Rodriguez
Shut up fag
Are you retarded
LONE STAR SHINE DOWN ON MY HOME TOWN
Connor Jackson
I always wanted a Galil... wonder how hard it is to get one...
Bentley Morgan
I see! I am not sure that Japan would qualify as a full ethnostate, they are just very xenophobic. I think that there are larger issues with Detroit, primarily the auto industry's exploitation of workers creating a socioeconomic crisis.
Gabriel Kelly
Hey we are made by IWI tho...
Nicholas Nelson
Galil and Negev sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Gabriel Rogers
Snapchat latest update goofed
Luis Green
japan is almost completely homogenous. making it obvious that homogeny > diversity
Zachary Richardson
I see! there are absolutely no problems in Japan at all, you are very right.
William Baker
thank you Yea Forumsro
Julian Rogers
>Detroit
>Diverse
Ok retard
They're a bit uncommon and pretty expensive, but unless you live in a commie state you can get one fairly easily if you have the cash.
GFL is gay and bad and it's Chinese spyware
Kayden Parker
there are only the problems of suicide and birth rates. japs just need to breed more. You can literally sleep on the sidewalk and not worry about getting your shit stolen
Oliver Watson
Dumping ex memory folder
Logan Baker
how can this even work wtf
Easton Thomas
"diverse"
Levi Murphy
are you saying that there is no social or moral issue with widespread suicide rates then?
I see! this is only about black people, then.
Noah Ortiz
the source of the suicide rates isn't homogeny. it's the Japanese salaryman culture.
Alexander Richardson
Poor ol Negev Chan always gets the bulli...
Luis Walker
and that is something that should be dealt with, yes
Jose Gray
I see! you belong to a specific big nosed tribe
Thomas Lopez
friend I started this by critiquing the formation of Israel as an ethnostate, calling me a jew does not look very smart.
Noah Morris
There's also the awful culture, the packed cities, how expensive things can be, the fact that you basically flat out can't own guns, it's full of Asians, and
>weebs
Black does not mean diverse user
It's not bullying, it's a bad game
Benjamin Green
because im not a cuck
Matthew Brown
I am not sure what this means. I do not have a partner, why would I want someone else to have sex with them for supporting the free movement of all individuals?
Easton Bailey
Julian Edwards
>expensive
it's like like a couple grand a month including rent, electricity, water, etc. to live in tokyo
you only need guns when your country is diverse. you can't trust nigs spics or beaners
Juan Green
because foreigners ruin culture
Brandon Cook
I see! you care more about race than the values that they hold. this is a very silly debate.
please demonstrate how, friend
Liam Stewart
niggers, spics, kikes, and chinks ruin everything
Dominic Lee
I see, you are unable to provide any sources other than your feelings. goodbye!
Ethan Moore
Andrew Howard
despite being 13% of the population...
Andrew Torres
Damn these threads stay up for a long ass time
Also for the guys aguing about shitskins
>fuckyoufaggot.com
Heres some stuff that can help ya for when people ask you for cold data
Dylan Evans
it only took critiquing ethnostates to bring out dogwhistles! have a wonderful day waifu, I love you all
Kayden Fisher
i wish i was 1/4 gay men holy shit
1.4 gay men are megachads
Aaron Perry
At least half of that fourth took those 1000 dicks as a bottom, so take it with a grain of salt
Nicholas Flores
*sniff* I thought we could be friends eating macaroons together.
Cooper Garcia
>youtube.com
Page 9.
Jacob Hall
Evening all!
Evan Butler
>You don't NEED a gun
Fuck off fag
I never said I wouldn't be your friend
Hey Raph
Connor Foster
Hello! I am back and forth watching youtube vids and here so sorry if there is delays! Hope you are having fun
Alexander Turner
hey
Eli Lewis
You only need a gun when you need to shoot minorities
Gavin Jones
A challenge has appeared!? Hello there! Cute waifu.
Jaxson Thomas
I need a gun for lots ot stufff
MASSIVE
HONKERS
Noah James
a challenge?
Oliver Ramirez
like what? in Japan there is no need for a gun because no one will rob you or invade your home.
Brody Lopez
Ahaha, don't worry about it. Who is your waifu?
based
The other waifu poster too
Isaac Lee
sirius is her name
she is beautiful and white
James Hughes
gang weed
hi there
this
i like her a whole bunch, too! did you know she's cute?
Bentley Thompson
Ahaha Sirius? Yeah she's cute
Speaking of cute, Yui's here
Xavier James
Fun, commies, gubsmint, etc
Based Raph posting bazongas
All waifus
Adrian Fisher
last claim
Jack Powell
commies and gubsmint are not problem
japan is fun enough without guns.
Jackson Morris
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