Rekt thread

Rekt thread

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Wow he actually survived. Normally in those isis videos they all die like bitches, guess their captors were just pansies.

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Fucking mob mentality, monkeys, all of them fucking savages.

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Savage. And his journey of pain continues

Story on this one?

lol

Stop drop and roll dumb fuckers.

He is from India and lives in America,
they did not allow him to shit on the street so in the name of protest he set himself on fire...
As he burned, he shouted "We will be superpower 2020".

These made me laugh far more than they should've.

What hit him?

I blame the joos

Chad.

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No he didn't

And people still believe you choose to be gay
This little dude hasn't even reached puberty, there's no way he'd choose to go though all of the bullying he's going to face only to suck some dicks.

>horse manages to kill itself running
Most based

People are retarded

back to 9gag summerfag

Drugs r bad mkay

Obligatory

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Obviously molested by uncle or mom has him do this shit for attention.

Is that your mom?

sudden realization that jet fuel can't melt steal beams.

There's the retard

Nigger

Unless she gave birth out of her arse then no fag,

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FISH AND CHIPS UP ME ARSE

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Ysnl

Was his dad

Allo Allo who do we av ere it appurs to be BrittFag.

at that point they just should have let him die. he's fucked

Horses die so fucking easy. It's like they're designed to do that.

Torture and kill all antifa

It's currently 2 and 3 quarter bing bongs ere in London m8

Retaed here, would anyone even know that happened

>runs a guy over for fun
obviously it is the people who were fighting back who are savages. Stop defending your selves!

>Based
This kids a faggot and the parents engage this shit

Imagine being on the side of the dumb biker cunts, they had it coming

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FyuZ

They can injure themselves quite badly while running, which is usually a death sentence for the horse.
However, this is not running. This is bucking.
I your horse runs like this, you should consult your veterinarian.

Ha ha, classic.

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>you

EVERYTHING, even a mild cold, is a death sentence to a horse!

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio

Kinda agree with this user.
If you don't want to be swarmed by a mob of people who are obviously all participating in the same activity, then don't go running them over.
Especially on a motorcycle.
That's just begging to be beaten severely.

thank me later

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thank you Yea Forumsro

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But they kinda are neat animals.
Some bred for work, some to run.
Fun to watch bite people, or brush them off their backs with low hanging branches.
Or throw their heads before a race like their hot shit.
They certainly have personalities.

fucking niggers, shoot them you defenseless beta cucks

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>Yea Forumstards going out for a walk

>fucking niggers, shoot them you defenseless beta cucks

Shooting people is illegal you dumb shit. Shaming people for not being willing to be imprisoned is the definition of mental retardation you fuckwad.

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

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That's why I love cats :))

Sure it happens, but I highly doubt each and every gay was molested. Besides that, everyday kids are murdered by parents who do not approve this behavior.

Sometimes questioning what you accept as true can make you a better person... Try it someday, you'd be surprised

10/10 the horse nailed it :)

checked and keked

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dNxB

lol poop

rodeo is such a low IQ sport.

>Horses die so fucking easy. It's like they're designed to do that.

1) They are domesticated
2)They are traumatized. Broken. Insane or mentally retarded you dumb shit

Compare a wild dog to a domesticated dog you dumbass. Your home poodle wouldn't last 2 days out in the wild.

That's one notch down the evolutionary ladder.

Secondly, horses are "broken" which means mentally broken you dumbass. That's what spurs and whips are for. Literally just beating them into submission. Like the average Yea Forumstard was beaten in school so that he could take his rightful position at the bottom at the ladder.

Breaking a horse means traumatizing it. literally retarded.

So, imagine 3 people out in the wild.

A survivalist. You average American fatass. An a nervous wreck, social anxiety having traumatized Yea Forumstard.

>Torture and kill all antifa

Antifa is American Citizens coming together you anti-American fuckwit.

Go being a nazi elsewhere you sorry cunt

Who dey?

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Just explains the sudden rise in all the gays and trans, I don't doubt that some people are born that way (not many, not as many as we have now for sure) much the same way some people are going to be fat (but no, not like half of people). I dated a girl (I was older than her, yes she was kinda fucked in the head) she'd been with a few guys, and wouldn't you know it, even a girl! (for like 7 months she was gay) now she is straight again with a kid, but I guess she was born that way and it wasn't a choice too?

Or, he just likes to dance.

It looked like a gorilla on fire. Terrifying.

5/7 lol'd hard

What a fag

Real life black super sayan ???

Chill out, idiot

Different user here. Women are more prone to experimenting with Lesbianism, whereas men, on average either like one or the other.

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Underrated post

Doesn't have to be gay, most often this is a single mom kid, giving him positive attention when he does this kind of shit, they rebel around 14 and fuck your mom

Being this dumb

Illuminati blood sacrifice?

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It looks like my horse in RDR2, Mr. Eddie!

gen z is the trans generation, get used to it losers. we are changing the world.

So women can choose to be gay but guys can't?

I wish I'd dance like that

I just want you to know that I had read all of it and I do appreciate your work.
It was fun, user, cheers m8.
Keep it up you limey bastard.

Peak zoom

Wants a trans kid for the attention like all the other facebook virtue signalling single moms.

He just doesn't give a fuck

This... would have been quite a sight during the middle ages...

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wKMi

>biker cunts
>literally fucking police units racing to the next murder scene where small white children were set on fire with blowtorches and Benzene and murdered

God, I hope you believe in allah and get fucking slaughtered by me in 9 months.

That meme gets old very fast

Yeah, he was charged for raping a child. Needless to say what happened to him in while in jail and how he lost control of his sphincter.

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jjvB

I think you mean progeria.

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Are you autistic? He was lit on fire with gasoline, the fire extinguisher had a hard time putting him out, you think that a man with his whole body engulfed with flames and gas would miraculously extinguish himself by rolling on the ground?

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youre a fucking pleb. kill yourself.

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Ayyyy lmao

>Antifa is American Citizens that hate America coming together to spread violence and terror

Wew lad, and you're still calling the other faggot anti american?

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Fucking lost

This rekt thread lacks rekts

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>the fire extinguisher had a hard time putting him out
Well, duuuuuuh. Why else do you think the extinguisher had a hard time to put him down?
>you think that a man with his whole body engulfed with flames and gas would miraculously extinguish himself by rolling on the ground?
Towards the end of the video it is clear that the fire was only put out after the guy droped to the floor.

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Her face of disappointment is priceless....
>"Herbert, what the fuck are you doing?"
>"you were so eager to retire... for this?"
>"this is the man I married 40 years ago"
>"why didn't I listen to my mother?"

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Rekt because they're all cringe?

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>convertion
ok

Death to the America hating antifa!

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That "Why didn't I go to community college instead?" facepalm.

lol'd

Morals of the story: Never steal a fat man's burger.

So, horses are just like vegans.

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Its actually really difficult to dance like that. You fuckheads probably cant even walk and breath at the same time, fat neckbearded fucks.

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Little voice-actress murdered by crazy father because mom was going to leave him and take his meal ticket.

That's a mixture of poop and blood.

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Outstanding

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Fuck. It hurts my asshole watching that.

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Was he seriously trying to stop the train using his leg as a brake??

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go sucking commie dick elsewhere, half-raised antia tranny faggot

This.

no, nerve gas

Yes

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Why did that give me a hard on?

Fuck off summerfag

LOL I laughted so hard first time I saw it with sound

Aw, that's sad, I loved ducky in that film as a kid.
What the fuck is a concrete angel though?

Niggers

>my food is animal cruelty free #GoVegan

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Shut up fag. You've been here since last summer and just never left.

ALPHA AS FUCK

nerve gas, user
why are you so mad?

Yeah sure, back to bed with you child. Go inhale your nerve gas.

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>What the fuck is a concrete angel though?
I guess this:
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aTDl

Fucking arabs. Wish that lion killed them all

He's going to end up like him.

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Bloop ?

Fucking pakis

Like that?

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Yes. And bloop tastes good. I recommend it.

most popular sports are pretty low IQ

I heard the Indiana Jones theme in my head... dunno why, but fun af.

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>Herbert

Made my fucking day
100 Internets for you sir

You know you don't always have to brown nose the police right? The stupid cunt had plenty of room to the left where there weren't skateboarders. For some reason instead of driving there he drives right behind the boarders. Then his buddy intentionally runs over some dudes. Maybe they should learn to drive before going out on emergency calls

Cheers, fucking weird turn of phrase though.

wtf is this?
savages

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fucking awesome

Lmao.

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Pathetic

To be fair, if I was them I wouldn't want to touch him either.

This is why we fucking have guns.

Children in that age group learn via imprinting, he has no idea,what's hes doing or that it's gay, all he knows is that hes getting positive praise for it

>fat

Why would you not fight the lion? I mean if that were my wife, I'd jump out of the car and start drilling that lion in the face and head. Maybe at least get it to turn it's attention onto me. Better to try and fail than to not try at all.

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>hes getting positive praise for it
;Be honest. If he was your son, you would beat the crap out of him.

the 3rd one in the middle is the fucking best, a classic

That was some gangster shit, lil fucker just sat and waited in ambush

They disappeared out of video so how the fuck do we know if he tried or not?

all those wasted apples
their only purpose in life... to be eaten... and now they cant. :^(

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I see your point and indeed, weak minded people can do anything to be the victim and/or part of a group. But sexually speaking - I can't control erections. A guy would never make me hard, while even weird women will.
I believe it's the same for the gehs - being attracted to cock can't be a choice.

I suppose. It did kind of look like he made an attempt to swing on it at least once while he was in view.

First, it was not a lion, that was a tiger.
Second, it was his mother in law that went outside of the car to fight him when they decided to visit that zoo

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He paused and appeared to reach in the car as if he want to get something to hit the tiger with. That's my take. It happened so sudden you have no time to think.

Police officer in Detroit, 2019 (colorized)

I'd just shoot it.
America!

lmfao

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shooting "people" at war or in self defense is justified, and yet you dare to open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

I know it may look skinny for you, but for non American standards, that lard ball is actually fat.

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Hey Charlie, has vasille gone up against papa?

He made it to the hospital but died later that night.

they say chuck norris looked at this guy with an angry face and thats why he died.

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>Yea Forums users in 5 years
Yea Forums is going gaaaaay af

in crocs no less

>not naming it after Hosea
>horsea

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Nigger

God, not as bad as the
Nobody:
Me: This meme sucks

>literally every YouTube top comment

It's like normies like hearing the same joke over and over

chill lion, too bad for the assholes around

its already fucking gay as fuck, you zoomers are the opposite of based, completely did a 180.. fuck you all...
we never had all these cock rate threads and man ass threads all over back in 2006 and shit when i first came here...

>af

You're just as bad

lol poor guy in hoodie, took it so he did

she took it like a champ at first

killed both the aid guy crossing the track and the driver of the car that struck him.

Underrated

FrankenJenner

oh noes

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You mean Yea Forums is geeeeeeeeeey

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Kek

IRL kek'd. Beautiful!

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She looks like she was enjoying it.

>her first instinct was to drink it
fucking thots are amazing

I always wondered, is there a full version of this? Any aftermath?

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Hahaha purposfully run someone down on a motor vehicle then get mad at the people beating the shit out of you? This is why I open carry. Not only would you get one between the eyes bud but so would your faggot biker friend. Get a real fucking bike pussy

Damn he can swing

Holy shit what a retard

>riding skateboards in the middle of the street like a bunch of faggots
>don't move when police are coming through
>attack police when you cause a crash

I only wish they were driving an armored vehicle with a cow catcher on the front

to be fair most grain production goes toward animal feed

Can you believe theres faggots in this thread that would actually side with the tire and probably want to beat the shit out of that biker? I'm talking about you, guy who said the skateboarders are in the wrong in previous video.

whirlygig

But to also be fair, many animals are killed to protect vegan crops. Rabbits, voles, squirrels, gophers, you name it. If it eats vegetables, and it gets onto a farm, it's probably going to be shot and killed.

So they caused the crash even tho there was more than an entire lane open for passing? And that cop wasnt intentionally running them over? And all pedestrians always have the right of way? I have a blue lives matter sticker on my car, I'm not a cop hater. That guy deserves ever truck slap he fucking got and you deserve some too

>Thot-be-gone

zyklon b.

assuming he lives, that shits gonna sting at about level 9000 for ages.

yeah industrial farming/agro is pretty fucked up

Hose her off, I'll take her.

judging by the trap, dick rate, and tribute threads, I'd say we are already there.

and the last 50 comments posted are the same shit, plus every meme you see on FB, haven't seen one this over used in a long time.

Kys

This

if you say so

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Trips of truth I am afraid.
(Don't worry, new meme soon and it will be over used)

bikers are fags.

i want a daddy bear like that to slap and fuck me everytime

Looks like he go shot with a shotgun birdshot and shat himself

Did that fucking pig die?

badass suicide method, I wish I had the balls for that

These are police officers?? Hopefully they died and cant hurt anyone else.

that's actually pretty impressive

Cops suck. The end

Agreed.

Wewazkingz

Yeah this guys totally not a cop

They didn't

My burning question is this: How come he still has his hair? Hairclub for Men premium asbestos implants?

[Plays Boondocks song "Stomp him in the nuts!"]

He's a fucking god at that game but on the other hand what kind of parent would let their kids wear Crocs and socks

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Made me cry.

What the fuck is wrong with middle eastern savages?

That happened in Colombia during Go Skateboarding Day 2019

Is the beard not cheating though? how is that different from using a mask to cushion your face?

hey everyone, tell this guy nerve gas.
It sets him off.

Hey nerve gas. how's your nerve gassy day?

It's impressive that he stated on his feet for so long.

Gave her kid away to her mother. As she was too bust whoring it up across the world. The grandmother didn't tell her grandchild his mother hd died until a month later. As he never knew her anyway.

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Because women are sheep and will pretty much do whatever is in vogue.
Women have a tendency to mimic group behaviour and not think for themselves, even when it's not in their best interests, like having a baby and being unwed single mother because 3 of their 5 friends did it.

sand niggers

Never gas kills strikes again

Billy elish listening party

did he died?

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Why would you think that user? I swear I'm not. Now tell my tie again, where do you keep the CP?

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>thats just begging to be beaten severely

yes lets have death by mob beating the penalty for every offense shall we, fuck the police, fuck the state, anarchy reigns supreme.

But in all seriousness mob rule doesn't lead to fair punishments.
The second guy was just trying to get them out the way cause he knew the mob was gonna beat his buddy probably to death for the mistake he made, and how else do you get a crowd of rowdy people to move, you charge them with your bike and hope they move out the way.
had he got off his bike he'd probably have been beaten to death aswell.

His stance at the end. This dude definitely had training.

Idk, dicks are pretty addictive...

Disgusting, this is what a metric fucktonne of artifical estrogen does to an infant boy

NOOOOOO!!! Somebody switch off that game... before it turns that kid into a fairy!

What the fuck hit him

truly a surprise anal

The realization that traps aren't gay

>>

BACKSTORYS SHOULD BE MANDATORY.

huh

last standing kid is harry potter, that car was Voldemort

What the fuck did I just read lol

You have never owned horses have you?

back to the future reference

that dab killed everyone

I'm guessing you've never been hit in the face before. That being said, I think I'd enjoy watching your skull shatter

Poor bastard

You thought this is funny when you wrote it. It isn't.

yes

Hot. Where can I get a psychopath hue gf?

that guy near far right could've survived if he went behind the white stone

*Ghost Runner

good thing your mom did the pioneering research on you first so we could get the dosage right

So sick of fucking fake "experts" like you.
You do not know a fucking thing about human attraction. YOU CHOOSE WHO YOU HAVE SEX WITH! You do NOT choose who you are attracted to.

Fucking whiny little bitch kid deserved it. The only gif better than this one is the one where the girl kicks a cat on a playground then the cat chases her and she falls off a ledge and goes full scorpion.

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Oops! fire! Better run home to my shower.