We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.
This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP - RATE MY GF - RATE MY DICK - WWYD (what would you do) THREADS - CELEB THREAD - PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE - FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS - CUCK THREADS - BLACKED THREADS - TRIBUTE HER THREADS - X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Received first and only fj from pic related. >On a date at shitty Italian restaurant in strip mall >Seated at a small round table with a long red and white checked table cloth that almost touched the floor >Just after ordering she slid off one of her flip flops and ran her foot up my leg to my crotch >She started rubbing my crotch with her slender, feminine foot until I got hard >Once I was hard, she introduced her other foot, each one situated on either side of my cock >She was applying more pressure, rubbing a bit faster >She told me to take it out, but I couldn't really without dropping my jeans a bit and sitting bare-assed in my seat >She asked me if I could cum, but I couldn't really do that either while she rubbed me through my jeans >She stopped and said we'd pick up where we left off later