I will try to commit suicide by laying on my bed and not eating or drinking anything, and will only get up to shit and piss the last bits of food and water in my body.
I will probably die of dehydration in within a week or so.
I will try to commit suicide by laying on my bed and not eating or drinking anything, and will only get up to shit and piss the last bits of food and water in my body.
I will probably die of dehydration in within a week or so.
lol why not just shoot yourself, you wont be able to starve to death unless you lock yourself in a cage and force yourself to starve
Please don't.
This is not how starvation works
I have no other means of suicide
I don't intend to die of starvation but dehydration
Drink your piss. It will speed things up. You won't shit if you don't eat, but your kidneys will keep going until you kill them.
You can accelerate the process by eating salt and drinking salt. Dehydration is not some die pretty way and the long way is pretty torturous. If you dont think you want that you can drink peroxide and force yourself to pass out. That is the same effect except express because its almost instant. You can also hang yourself if you dont want to die from salt. Which is basically you go from 100% hydrated to Dead no salting in between. But You know Dont because theres no reward for killing yourself and people just wont care.
Trucks are available at your nearby intersection for you to put your head under the tyres, also suicide by cop is a possibility, but I wouldn't recommend it as they may tase you if you do it wrong. But if you have enough willpower to commit suicide you should have enough to stop being a pussy bitch and fix your life
I've tried this for months now to no result, thats why I've decided to take a more pro active method and stop eating and drinking.
I'm not scared, angry or sad, I just want to end it, I'm truly defeated and I don't have the will to make things better and even if I did life would end one day anyways, why should I care? I've lost the game, I admit it.
That would only create a mess and left more work for those who are still alive, I don't want to give them more work to do.
Dude you will die of fucking boredom, don't do it. Just get help and grab life by the balls and keeps pushing through.
At least try to smuggle some cocaine from Colombia before you do it. If you fail you can try the same thing in prison.
I love u b....
I think I could open a suicide clinic. When you walk in the door I would grab you buy the hair and hold your head in a bucket of water. After you kick and thrash a bit, I would pull you out and say, "See? You fought to live. YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE." After this epiphany, I think they would be much better. Do you want to be my first patient?
Sure m8
Of all the stupid ways to off himself, this guy picked the worst.
I've been under a liver transplant and I've been kept up by fluids thru my veins not drinking for one month. I almost ended up in the crazy yard. I had allucinations concerning water, lucid dreams I was drinking...
It's a nightmare, bro. Plus if you actually want to die you should go for something quick.
Instead you're a literal faggot, you partially already vented here and you will not either do it nor actually apply in order to succeed. You want instead to be conforted and somebody to guide you another way from the path you claim you chose, but you came to /b because you only can make poor decisions and you are obnoxious and self assured.
I suggest hanging yourself. Quick, the janitor is happy he doesn't get to clean the mess up, you go in minutes tops and it's super-effective.
Do it.
I just shared on b to hear better alternative to off myself really, the classic such as hanging and shooting myself don't appeal much to me.
Then go do a flip, it's not like you can come up with such a shitty method because you don't see the others fit to you. Suicide seems not for you. Why don't you just live day by day and see if you can make more of the miserable state you're in at the moment?
I also wanted to kill myself after seeing what the surgery did on my stomach, but then I lived on and it's been good until now.
Maybe you'd be less of a faggot if you really opened up and vent the reasons that made you go for the hero path.
My reasons are the same as every other person who does an hero, life has been shait, is shait and it will be shait no mater what I do.
>excuses
>im going to do nothing to kms, just like how i've done nothing all my life
No, I want to know about yours in particular.
A girl? A boy? Something concerning you on a sentimental level, maybe an important and decisive loss which seems irreplaceble?
the survival impulse will become overwhelming within 24 hours
If I'd want to kill myself I'd just OD on strong sleeping pills, buy a bunch of em, take a few until you get so tired you might pass out, and then just drink the whole fucking bottle and hopefully you don't wake up. I'd rather see a fellow user die peacefully rather than trying to dehydrate himself and having a long week of hallucinations, extreme pain and cramps, and overall overwhelming discomfort. I was dehydrated as a kid once and it was the worst experience of my entire life and I'd rather not let anybody else experience that.
I don't get why you don't just fly to cambodia or Venezuela or some shit and experience something new in life.the chemicals in your brains just messed up. Get them happiness hormones and fucking live
try 3 days buddy, maybe 4 if you're lucky. im certain it will be too painful for you to do though lol