Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general? Stories would be appreciated...

Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general? Stories would be appreciated, also dick flash thread in general.

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Yeah, the neighbor girl when we were both 7

I had a childhood firend who was a girl, we were hanging at her place one day and I walked out of the shower naked, she saw the whole thing. Her face was a mix of shock and interest.

pic related was friends with my gf at the time and lived in the building next door to ours. one night i was jerking off and heard a noise outside the window, turned to see her duck out of view. i pretended not to have seen her and kept jerking off, and would see her peeking at me out of the corner of my eye, until i blew a huge load all over myself.

i've always wanted to cum on some random thot, though. love those videos.

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Used to live with a a girl after high school. I would sleep naked with my door open. In the morning, I’d accidentally have the sheets down a little bit. Pretend to sleep. She stopped and looked for a few seconds a few times.

were you flaccid or erect? ever have anything happen again?

she seem interested or liek she was staring with lust at your cock?

ever do anything with her?

A while back, I was dating a girl. This was back when Yahoo still had a messenger. Her sister logged on and I started chatting with her while the girl I was dating was at a class trip to an amusement park. The sister asked "What you doing" and my reply was "jerking it, wanna see?" fired up the webcam showed her my dick and she was like "that's not you" so I panned up to my face, then finished fapping while she watched.

from that moment forward, it was my goal to flash her when ever I could. Staying over at her house, I was able to crash in her younger brothers bed when he was over at a friends house, so I'd keep the door open, hear her walking to the bathroom which was just outside the door, whip out my dick and start jerking it like I was still asleep but instead I was watching her reaction with half closed eyes.

Still fap to fantasies of making the little sister my cum dumpster

ages

Got drunk with my best friend and 2 fat chicks, we covered our members with ketchup and mustard and presented them to the girls.

They left shortly after

did she seem interested or turned on from watching you?

Ya we hooked up a while later. We had a flood in our place and her room got soaked. So she stayed in my bed for a bit. Ended up fucking.

wtf

as bullshit as this all sounds, i'm actually pretty big, and just remember her eyes and mouth wide open like she'd gasped out loud or something.

pic related is a decent imitation.

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ever do anything with her

no, i wish.

a few weeks after that incident, though, i was up late one night and heard moaning. she was fucking some dude in front of her bedroom window with all the lights on and the blinds completely open, wearing some lingerie shit with gloves and stockings and heels. i was sitting in the dark and don't know if she knew for sure i was watching, but i came like 3 times that night.

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She was 14-15 at the time. the sister was 18. I was 23 I think.

the best reaction I got from her was when she came out of the bathroom. she paused a fraction before going down the stairs, but other than that, she was a huge bitch. Probably explains why I wanted to hate-fuck the bitchiness outta her.

When I was a teenager. I had a party at my place. My friend stayed the night in my basement. She slept in the couch. When I woke up in the morning I went downstairs and she was still sleeping. I went back upstairs and started jerking off with my pants off and everything. My room door was slightly closed. I heard a sound and saw her opening my door. I jumped up odd my bed still gripping my dick in my hand and kneeled next to my bed to shield myself. She ended up just coming in and laying in my bed as if nothing happened. Years later she saw my dick again

yeah, once like 5 years ago and it lead me to get the opportunity to fuck her but pussied out because had a gf at the time

>have friend ive known for years, started to get feelings for her (naming her cindy for the sake of the story(
>got friendzoned and just was like "fuck it" and decided to meet girls somewhere else
>get on tinder, met some girls and one of them told me she wanted to trade pics via snapchat
>had this old account with two male friends who never used the app and cindy
>didnt know how to use that shit and instead of dm'ing the tinder whore a dic pic, posted it on my story
>cindy quotes the dickpic and sends a message "i think you didnt mean to post this"
>apologized and kept texting the tinder whore
>months passed, still friends with cindy and shes all heartbroken cause of some guy
>went out with her, started drinking more than we should have
>out of nowhere she mentions the dickpic, dont remember the exact reason but her face seemed, hot
>was about to tell her "you still remember that cock dont you?" and continue from there

didnt do anything but laugh at that because had a gf at that time (still with her) and thought if i do that i would have lost a friend. which at this point i dont give a fuck about and cringe when i think that
really wanted to fuck her and when i remember that i feel ashamed of myself

tell us about the second encounter, did she seem to notice your cock?

shame you didn't do it, really should have.

The second time. I was dating another girl and my friend was scrolling her phone for some reason and saw a picture of my dick. I assume she would think it was mine. Lol

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yesss, more shit like this, please.

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Her face is so hot. In her mind she knows that she should be repulsed, but she wants to suck that cock.

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Even that white monkey is repulsed by niggercock

to be continued . . .

Fucking bitches man, they should have gobbeled those weiners up

>be me in 4th grade
>sit in back of class
>in front of me are these two butt ugly Vietnamese cousins
>they were cool though
>have sex Ed class
>next day they both turn to me and ask what does my peepee look like
>lol idk like a peepee
>ask to see it
>I oblige
>we’re sitting in the back laughing because my peepee was just hanging out
>a week later ask them what vaginas look like at recess
>they show me
>new emotions activated
That one is pretty innocent. Just a few childhood friends being weird

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>She was 14-15 at the time. the sister was 18. I was 23 I think.

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A more legit story is when I was in high school I would go to ymca after school. Sometimes I’d go late to avoid lots of people. I sat in the sauna until like 10 pm and then went to shower. As in showering one of the girls who works there cane around the corner with headphones because she was leaning.
We just stood there, she was staring at my dick for what seemed like a century because I started getting hard. I was just looking at her and she wasn’t moving.
Looking back I think we were both contemplating just fucking. I got back to showering but really slowly rubbing soap on my bow hard dick and then she looked up at me and scurried away.

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i “accidentally” or casually show my dick to almost every female friend i have ever had. sometimes i’m changing in front of them like it’s no big deal or i show them a picture and “accidentally” swipe to a dick pic or actually with 2 of them i’ve just pulled it out while hanging out with them and it actually went well both times

In college I went for a naked run at a house party, when I came back I was the only dude in front of everyone not hiding my junk and just chilling. One girl in particular cane up to me and touched my dick in a playful manner, everyone was laughing and giggling shitfaced. My dick started twitching and she gripped it. Then I put my clothes on but with a raging boner.
I went into the kitchen to grab a drink and that girl followed me and led me upstairs, and we fucked

Fapping to this

Fucking niggers. Why the hell wasn't the tractor invented sooner.

flood his snapchat with saying "hi iowa"
sc: itzyaboikyler
plz and thank ya hes an asshole

patiently waiting for more. . .

I did this recently to a long-time friend. We were talking about how to get more matches on tinder.
I said "I don't know which pic to use: this one (I show her a regular pic of me)"
"Or this one" which was this pic

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god i love this shit so much even though it's so wrong.

Bro use my dick instead. Bitches love my dick

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This might be my favorite thing ive ever seen.

Recently stayed at my friends place and while sleeping on the couch got a massive boner while waking up. My friend was still asleep but I heard my friends mom walking around making breakfast so i decided to keep my boner visible as possible and hid my face under the blanket just enough to where I could still see her with my eyes squinted. Eventually she walked in to grab something and her eyes went immediately to my pants boner and she made these lustful eyes and took a long gaze at it while mumbling to herself before walking out of the room. That all but confirmed she wants me. I've been doing little shit like that to test her and she is opening up more and more

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she can't stop looking

what was her reaction and game recognize game that’s what’s up

the point is to show her my actual dick though. she seemed to love it

Looks underage af

Thats the best part!!! She keeps bringing her eyes back to it.

one time when I was like 17, my girlfriends mom walked in on my gf blowing me. she walked in and got an eye full of her daughters mouth on my fully erect cock, my gf jumped up then her mom got an eye full of my fully erect cock. Always thought it was kinda hot, wished she'd do it again.

Only because she is verifying that the bbc myth is a lie. Also, the nignog is an incel.

That’s fair, I thought you were just showing her dick for the sake of showing

she has a boyfriend, I'm not trying to fuck her or anything. I just known her for years, we worked together a long time and at this point, I thought "I want her to see my dick" but showing it to her might be too much

I've exposed my dick multiple times to multiple girls

Usually first thing most gfs have wanted to do is send nude pics

Although funny enough other than sexting

I've only had sex five times in my life, one I wouldn't call sex more like rape but still I suppose it still counts as my penis did enter her vadge

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I wouldn't flash my dick if it was that fucking small.
Ffs.

Who the fuck cares about the dick? Its all about her reaction. Shes digging it so much.

lmao

but did she like it, was she upset?

something like that?

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actually, you can tell she's really uncomfortable

I love this video so much. I'd kill to see more that are this brazen.

Did you just admit to getting cucked?

Ex-gf loved playing with it and was utterly fascinated by it. She only tried sucking it once though, but when she accidentally choked she decided no more of that.

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I did it at a college campus when I was drunk as fuck. I was masturbating outside the women’s dorms and would jerk as they walked by. I got arrested but somehow got the charges dismissed and was only given a a citation for disorderly conduct. Don’t even have the ticket on my record anymore.

These uflash webms are excellent

did she laugh at your small cock?

she looked away a little and said "are you serious?" then she started laughing incredulously saying "that's not you is it? tell me you did not just show me that"

I said something like "ah who cares, after all these years I'm sure you were curious anyway"

lmao yup, except I didn't hide it like that fag

wtf is wrong with you?

you call this small?

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If that face looks like as if she's digging it, I have got bad news for you broski

That makes it hotter for me. Please tell me, how can you know she is uncomfortable? What are some obvious signs?

seriously she's like paralysed by fear

How is it cucking if it wasn't his girlfriend? Grow up faggot

She is, or at least grossed out. I had the same when I unexpectedly saw someone's finger that was basically deformed. Couldn't keep my eyes of it either, even though I wanted to

Lose some weight and trim your pubes

she's looking around like she's debating her "fight or flight" instinct
at around 0:15 she noticeably changes her expression like her breath goes faster and she's gulping air

Will you write us from jail?

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Duuuude. The fact that chick keeps adjusting her top while staring at it. Damn.

Back in High School I had went to this one chicks party I walked there and by the time it was time to leave it was storming and I didn't have a ride and my house was a good mile away she said i could crash on the couch in her room so I did (For background we both liked each other at the time but we never really said anything) It might have been 1 or 2 but i didn't see her in her room so i started to jack off, shortly after i realized she was sitting by the window sill after she turned and looked at me.

That my friend is the textbook definition of a chode.

they're like enthralled. as soon as the guy turns his head they snap out of it. it's glorious. I need to know where they allow coed lockers like this

>14-15
>23

You sick fuck

What a fucking nigger monkey. That girl is like 12

Of course the ones with the black guy are objectionable. All these other videos where some creep is white are fine though, right?

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Kek

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i pulled my dick out at a park when a little girl was watching me. she didn't really react to it. probably too young to know what was happening

Yes, exactly. Niggers are a subhuman species and deserve to be treated like the violent law breaking monkies they are.

it's because the black guys actually have something to show the girls

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They're all disgusting animals. They should learn some charisma and talk to women, have some pride as a man.

Having said that I'll still watch the webms

Everybody else is doing it for fun. Niggers do it because they can't control their violent rapist sexual monkey juices that run through their nigger veins

it's the angle and being girthy

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Goddamn those are some tiny ass dicks

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We all know what happened shortly after that..

We do?

Yes, some nigger raped those girls

Ah, poor luck.

Well, that video begs to differ

yeah lol

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that look of horrifed disappointment

More girth than average. Average length.

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Da fuq lmao

>be me, 24, hot girlfriend with many 5/10 Friends
> best female friend of girlfriend slept at our flat.
> both drunk af
> they slept in our big bed
> i'm going to sleep
> best friend lies next to me
> get cock out and start rubbing on her arm
> hard as fuck, cum everywhere on her arm
> next day, she wakes up and gets a shower
> sees me and smiles " u had a good sleep user?
> got hard as fuck again

that I'll take. but small and chode, nah

Yeah, it took her a long time to figure it out too. I was sitting across from her on the couch. She was watching NCIS, and i was wearing a long tshirt and no undies. I would occasionally masturbate and get it hard. She finally noticed one of those times and she told me to put it away. Fucking cunt fucked some random dude in my bed a couple weeks later. Aftef that i just walked around naked til she moved out. Never let an old friend talk you into staying free of charge.

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Cause cotton can't be harvested by tractor?

You're not helping your case.

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Sort of can. A modified tractor took the niggers role

>a female friend or girl in general?
hahahhahshshhhhzhhz

Almost nice septs

Obviously they got payed to stay still.

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no?

I wonder...

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Yeah it's pretty small.

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That's quite ballsy of him

200% chode

Did you have a cat named peewee?

Went to a mall to flirt with girls, meet a 10/10 petite goth qt. Hit it off and invite her to hang out at my place. She gets there we chat as she looks around my room. She gets on my PC, and starts to look at music i like.
>Bust out my cock behind her and walk up and stand next to her. She turns and kinda freaks. After some convincing she sucks it, i bend her over and we fuck. She squirts, and i keep going, i cum inside her. All this happened within 2 1/2 hours of meeting her.

the girl got a load of this guy

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Where's the rest of it?

Those poor kids

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it's a naked man user they'll get over it

they like it

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Teum

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up your ass hopefully

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Figured you'd like that

True

Also likely true

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girls like cocks. it's just in their nature

I don't feel anything, so it probably is.

>Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general?
It's called having sex, incel.

the easiest way to flash is to pretend to be drunk (or actually be drunk) and pee in front of girls coming out of bars. they're smashed and you'll get a good reaction bad or good

This.

I would have sex with my girlfriend and still flash strangers all the time. it's a kink

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More pls

>slept with two hot chicks
>had a fucking fucked big load on her fucked whore arm
>didnt actually fucked the shit out of thoses girls while drunk

thats actually fucking gay gtfo, you're never going to have a chance to do any shit like again

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Longer sauce? Or anything similar?

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This is the girl

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what is this expression trying to convey

C'mon, user. You know.

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Hey looks like a great guy, good for you and him.

Sucked my mother in laws used tampon applicator wile i fapped sniffifing her worn panties and cummed in her skin lotion bottle. I know im a fucked phsycopath.

who hasn't? dont beat urself up man

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Top kek

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