I've been introduced! Finally!

The monkey is named Soda, this is established canon

have a gander at them pearly whites

Ohh right
gomen ne

we're living in a cringe / based paradigm

More like a paradox amirite

you are right

despite being a prolific contributor i have not introduced a mank into this world for months...........

prolific just means i write a lot in them. nothing more. not a fucking compliment it just means i participate a lot. christ

it's okay man calm down

book review boys ulysses book review............. dope lil book... u know this book, this book's a dope lil book u know i might have to FUCK this book. i might just have to FUCK it.

plimp

I SHOOT DICE YEAH GAMBLE WIT MY LIFE YEAH

Has anyone seen my goose helmet

*boomin' voice* WHAT

Cookin MC's like a pound of bacon

Poopin' MC's like a pound of fakin'

if monkey keeps lookin at me like that... darn old smile... im gonna break

The magnificent

dine and dash

One and only

mm... i made a whole series of these bad boys bacc in the day.... moker man quite enjoyed it.... way bacc when..... h'heh.... :beer:

nohtin quite like monker mans approval.........

sick of these threads in all honesty.
these threads don't make me laugh anymore. me staying here despite the diminishing returns is not good for me.

jungel gna cracc ur noggin when he see this bull crap :}}}}}}}}}

*cracks meself*
Lolre

what are you talking about that is jungle

wut dis boi sed !

post ur motivation behind this post wanna read up all about it post it nice and clear

fascinating stuf........ i wanna know I WANNA KNOW

youtu.be/zQ6HBbyJR34

post ur motive *hourglass flip* mortars ready to mortar ur mother if u dont

optimizin my options: october 2nd parading

can listen 2 this shit for hours... and its what im gonna do WOOOOP youtu.be/GACNpJfzyjs AINT IT FUNKY god HeAh HEHA WOOO

Monkey party??
youtube.com/watch?v=DWgowAo4EtQ

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Fuck you

monkey man here, just wanna leave a message for jungle is massive

your favorite songs all suck

that is all

*drops micķ

zjsjAJ (JA J(A J(AJ( HA HA* HAA HAHA HA HA HA
FUCKING LO O OAO AOOA O OO O@ O! OO! O! O@OO @O@O! OO! OO AO OAOAO AO L

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damn . . ..

jet setting into dangerouse daverns

i would like to discuss this again and again.

It's done.
The deed is done.
Finally.

AND NOW WHAT???!!!

deez nuts is gonna be big 2020

february 2020? deez nuts will be in revival just u watch guys

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nuts for sale tuppence a bag

HAH, GOTEM is gonna be bigger in 2028

I wonder what kind of legwear will be fashionable in 5 years time

o––––––––omg monkey man ????/
lolol omg monkey man can u just confirm pls :]

no i'm just a random passing stranger, throwing my musings into the monkey pit

confirmed

monkey man put the sparkle in sparkles eyes

big up everybody, for the smell of fresh backpacks before school starts

WHO aRe U

>jungle is massive confirmed underage
It was a good run :'(

who r u quotey?

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All these backpacks, gone, like tears in the rain

dublel dublels! wooh!
dubs! wooh!

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Just give it up dude

vocaroo.com/i/s1vSV6c5ZBvB

AH(*(A) HA AH HA HA HA*(AH*(AH(*A H*(A
monkey man seriously if its u please stop the torture of leaving me hanging as to a definite answer.... pls be definitive monkey man stylee & =prove without doubt-shadow thank u

I dunno lol, i'm not anyone just some random dude i just here sometimes sparking off other stuff

rare (A) enclosed in brackets found in laugh must have been really funny.

hiccups someone get him a glass o water

i'll spark off of your mom lmao

is this whole thread series a crypt0sudo theme only about what they did in china for those who read headlines or something?

stfu bitch

hey no no nah none of that

IT'S

a

THREAD

on

Yea Forums

dot

ORG

forward slash

ESS

FOUR

ESS

––––––––––––––WAIT WHAT

He thinks we're sending encrypted messages which appear to just be gibberish to normal people

are we?

N... No. Totally not. I never would do that. Nope. Not me. Must be somebody else.

Hailee Steinfeld

(((steinfeld)))

the package is delvered

t.amazon

Her?

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imagine one of the pop starlets from today singing an opera song and putting it on the radio lol

that would be awesome

a lil related but i always though of the original monkey pic as Soda singing opera

that's never how i intended it

ASSHOOOLE MIO

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then that makes you STUPID

OH WOW ITS OOONNN

WOOP WOOP

THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING

EPIC RAP BATTLE

past your bedtime

wiki wiki wiki
WIKIPEDIA

uh
uh uh yeah
alright listen up
My name is Jim and I'm here to say
I' post in the mank in a British way
I love old breaks and the monkey face
and now i'm here to wipe the floor with this big disgrace

>I' post in the mank in a British way

With ugly teeth?

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

i fear dying on the toilet but wouldn't smile not on the toilet.

different strokes for different folks

>I've been introduced! Finally!
i don't believe you have

free steam gift codes
discord: D6GVKx

WE NEED MORE INTRODUCTIONS

Flowers for user

wh* th* f*ck *r* y** b*tch sh*t *p

d*mb f*ck*ng c*nt *p*n y** *p l*k* * p*ck*t *f cr*sps *nd sh*t d*wn y**r g*ll*t

They call me Algernon
and Yeah I booped your mom

yeah and i mortared ur mother, napalmed ur nephew and gunned down ur grandpa

NO NOT GRANDPA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOMENASAI!!!!!!!!!

Grandpa was later found on a beach covered in bowls and bags and birds

I can read this, even with missing letters.

Is it pocket or packet?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

you ever heard of a pocket of crisps
dumbass mo'fuc'a'

David Fincher to direct Netflix biopic Mank

it's about an incredibly comedic monkey

potted plants

it's about mank watering potted plants for 2 hours, its called The Constant Gardener

sizzling fissures

that monkey better stop looking at me like that

i think the real point of these threads are that mank is for hire and "Introducing" is like someone introducing him to his boss

He does it for free

I'd prefer David Lynch

I had this once, very painful

your a big guy

Nah I'm average really

i don't think you can begin to comprehend how hard i lol'd

For you

Nigger monkey

That is just RACIST!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Those are just dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck

A MOTHER'S COURAGE: Talking Back to Autism

Addicted to rocking chairs. Here is my story.

decaffeinated african

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you must pardon me, by the way, for speaking to you in this vague way. the terms i use are at best mere approximations, but none of you is qualified to understand the true symbology of psychohistory, and so i must do the best i can.

youtube.com/watch?v=KjQSSYOTXzk

o macao candore