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Celebthread
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Mommy is here
I hydrated and and ate my fruit :)
Carey bois?
lavren is back
Wow. Being an actor is hard work!
Nice, you guys are going to beat me up and then assfuck me! Sounds fun, i mean not fun.
Does that mean it's fap time?
I came to her at the end of the last thread.
You're gonna get the whip >:(
Nice one
Where did you go user?
I'm gonna take away all your ninja turtles toys am i doing it right
Does your gf know you are making anons cum to your waifu Carey?
Yo who this be?
I would let Karlie choke me to death
epic discord dot gg/RUM2fT
Hng, no don't take them!!!
Brutal!
nowhere, but now I am here
She could do it with her strong, coltish legs
That wasn't me silly user. My filenames are never named, for future reference.
we gang banging an user? fucking nice I'm in
I was compassionate today.
And you're pants! I gonna pill them down
Yeah they're all going to fuck me and take my ninja turtles away.
KEK
Guess I'll never know
Give me your milk money!
Is you Babsnon?
Hell no, she’s asleep next to me
She could do it however she wants, I wouldn't resist. She could stab me to death for all I care, as long as I'm getting murdered by qt Kloss
Jew pigs
This is good! What happened?
he asleep
waht is this from?
b-but I need it!
Oh gosh
Stroking to Kendall!
No, me is Katenon
Karlie married into the Kushner family, she is very much a jewess queen. And I love her for it
>milk money
haven't heard that in a while
Would you cheat on her in a threeway with Carey and another dude?
discordDOTgg/WZdRnw
discord for celeb leaks
Does lauraposter know shes a little sloot?
Fucking hot
I dont care. She could be married to a sea anemone for all.the fucks i give.
Karlie needs it more! Shes 90% leg bones
Yum
True detective season one
Oh well if it's for her, then you can have all the money.
I stopped for people that were trying to cross the street, and my coworkers did a lot of stupid things. Normally I might get mad and make them fix it, today I just shrugged and walked away.
keep going, i have a lot
Don't tell me you actually LIKE this whale?!
I mean I’d rather it be her, Carey, and me. But sure, won’t mind spitroasting Carey
I am so confus
Love her and her feet too. ty user
And then tell you to bend over!
I definitely do! And that's kind of mean, user.
Hell fucking yes I do. Love how big she is.
Thought this was a rekt video at first
Mommy!
What gave you the impression I was babsanon?
I know that feeling. If.my co workers are a half an hour late their early.
Oh fuck ...
Can it, blubber lubber!
Kinda odd but okay
You can watch her drink it
discordDOTgg/WZdRnw
celeb nudes, and more
>Can it, blubber lubber!
Nope! Just post more thicc ash
it might have been sian gabbidon
fucking shit
I mixed everything up, I'm stupid, please just ignoree my dumb ass :(
Mama Alba’s ready to give milk. Good.
oooooooooooooooooooh my
DICK
perfect
Saved a Beckinsale I'll share a Beckinsale
My coworkers are always on time, but they just do the stupidest things and then sit and stare at the problem they created for about an hour. Then they'll come and get me and ask me how they should fix it.
So I just came here to look at some QT's and feel better about my day.
Yeah, okay user.
Then here is one of my fave cuties
This was posted to her instagram I think and she deleted it a few minutes later
God I want to suck on her tits while she strokes my cock
It's an anonymous image board, you are bound to get some things mixed up. Don't worry about it
Oh look he decided it's not fun for him anymore making everyone take the full force of his mood swing.
Some times I just wish db's fantasy mars colony would be real, realised in exactly the way he fantasizes about it.
So we could send all the faggots ruining the fun in these threads at the regular there to die.
Hell, I'd even go there with them so I can finish them off myself. Dying lonely on mars is a price I consider worth paying.
If you think I am vengeful today and anything I have said so far is indicative of that I have to disappoint you.
You haven't even seen the start of it, this is just a temporary bad mood caused by somebody that keeps ruining our fun.
Love MEW. That is making me feel better already.
I'll show you perfection
mew is such a mommy
You were right!
son
One more for you user.. then I have to go. Enjoy
thank you! bye friend
Whoever has all the Kate Beckinsale images keep it up they are great
Fuckin SAAAAAVED
Such a homewrecking slut, wanna fuck the shit outta her ass
:p
Thank you, way too kind :)
Of all the new anons here I like you the most, Katefriend
check'd, also see
Good fucking lord they got so big
Glad I have a like minded friend
MEW reminds me of a super hot but super nice girl i went to high school with
Jeeebus H. christ those abs!
>TFW it's 22C and you want to go outside cause it's nice AF but you were too lazy to wash your clothes before you went to sleep and now you're gonna have to wait for like three hours before you can go out and by then you'll have to be at work.
Reality is... often disappointing.
Yes, im sure Ewan was a perfect gentleman swayed by her evil feminine wiles...
Awww, that's so sweet c: Making me feel all warm and fuzzy.. I appreciate it
MEW is a super under rated QT. But lately I've been crushing on Dovey.
O MY GAD
But with spam ...
Reality can be whatever you want.
FUCK YEAH
I like Nina’s boobs
Now you understand why I have to do this.
I like Nina's butt more I think, but she is just too sexy.
>smoking cigarettes on porch,Typical californian morning
Now you're just making me feel the same :)
Hope you're having a nice day and all that
Choke on cake, bitch dumb
Oh she also has a very nice butt
So so sexy
STOPUS SPAMUS
big and juicy
well maybe we should make a separate thread for alba since bd came along
discord gg/F8gwwg
Wait what pissed him off this time?
Is it really just people being nice to each other and ignoring him that has done it???
Oh yes please a new thread.
I desperately need more mommy
BD filled his super bar and unleashed a lvl 3 spam super!
And I grow stronger every day.
Okay homo, listen from a real expert, I am 21 myself and have been in a few relation ships, most rewarding are the one I am right now, in comparison to another I had for about 2 years were we went as far as doing almost anal sex instead of vaginal just because she was a virgin.
So, what you do is you make her want to the dick, make her insanely horny, you need to learn what she likes, for example if your GF is into biting, let her bite, or bit her (as far as you bit is on you same for her), you need to understand her desires before you achieve yours. Eating pussy, fingering, nipple play, neck play, and the eventual fetish need to fall all in place. Imma give you an example of my go to sex with a standard girl.
Start by cuddling or kissing, then move to the neck while I touch her all over, feel her with her clothes on, take turns by feeling EVERYTHING I can reach from a comfy position for both, feet, thighs, ass, tummy, boobs, arms, shoulders, hair. Anything goes at this point. Grab her where she feels it more, NEVER ASK SHIT TALKING IS GREAT ONLY WHEN BOTH OF YOU ARE CHATTY, IF YOU ARE A CHATTY FUCK JUST SAY SHIT LIKE "Wow you are beautiful" or "X thing is fantastic", and then when she's really into it, just strip naked as far as you can, and then go ither for her tits or the next best thing. When you are both really fucking horny, and I hope you are free to feel her vag, she needs to be dripping wet, if she is dry, try harder, after trying harder, then stop because it ain't it that day chief. Since you are both virgins first time sex don't axpect anything special, especially for her, if she's a average jolie axpect just blood and pain. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF SEX, JUST DO THIS ITHER YOU LIKE THE IDEA OR NOT, When you are about to penetrate, and you are both waiting for it, BE SURE TO BE LUBED OR WET TO FUCK AND BACK OTHERWISE ABORT
How is it I got banned for reporting that dick pic raider and he’s still allowed to raid these threads?
>Now you understand why I have to do this.
Yeah I do
Antagonism: People with BPD are easily spurred to anger but are less likely to shut others out. Rather, they will seek out relationships in part to combat depression and to also maintain a damaged, victimized self-image.
Interpersonal functioning: Feelings of low self-esteem typically manifest with a hypersensitivity to anything construed as criticism or rejection. Because of this, people with BPD tend to lash out irrationally at even minor slights (like interruptions in conversation). Unable to see beyond their own feelings, people with BPD tend to lack empathy and find themselves in unstable relationships prone to conflict.
git gud newb
will make a thread in a few, keep a look in the catalog
The sooner you lie down and accept this new reality, the less pain you will cause yourself and your loved ones, user.
>no one cares about you
>you will never touch a woman
>you have borderline personality disorder
>you're clinically insane
>people you care about talk shit about you behind your back
>your parents never loved you
>you're a closet homosexual and possible pedo
yep sounds like bd to me
He's probably a mod and a raging homosexual
>Unable to see beyond their own feelings, people with BPD tend to lack empathy and find themselves in unstable relationships prone to conflict.
I want to really drive home that point for people who are convinced he's capable of being reasoned with.
bd has always been the problem
Thank you!
>HE DOES IT FOR FREE
>FOR NO ACTUAL REASON
Yep. Out of all the drama, bd will always reign supreme as the scumbag of these threads.
You guys should just make your celeb threads in /gif or /s. I'm on there more often than here and I rarely if ever come across this kinda thing
>someone employs this man
he seriously cannot be anything higher than a fucking garbage man
alright made
>Rather, they will seek out relationships in part to combat depression and to also maintain a damaged, victimized self-image.
This must be the main reason he stays here. It's honestly sad. He really is fucked in the head.
he'd just go there too, he has nothing else to live for honestly
Posted dicks on /s is against the boards rules so anytime I have seen someone try to do that they get banned pretty quickly. Posting dicks on /b is another matter and not against the rules
Apparently its been tried? Thje board doesn't move fast enough.
Yeah people who have been here a long time say that it really doesn't work anywhere else, not sure why
The overall board is slower, so it gets clogged up. Threads die off faster on/b/.
>mfw image limite reached
>Beady made based Katanon leave
That's it
Bipolar Disorder has a legit problem and I hope he offs himself soon for the benefit of everyone involved with him.
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