Finna go see toy story 4 with my latino girlfriend this Saturday. She said she wants to spend the whole time cuddling and making out, then after a lik bit she says i can take her to the bathroom and fuck her big booty ass raw. Mind you shes a virgin.
What are you nerds doing this weekend? Lol
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not lying to myself.
im being an adult instead of a manchild and not going to see a movie made for kids
In the bathroom at toy story 4? Her first time should be a little more special than that. You're a faggot if you go through with it
"Special"?
You sound like an even bigger faggot
Source: a fag
>my super mega hot latina gf is a virgin and wants to fuck in the movie theater bathroom dont forget shes really hot
At least i wont be a virgin faggot like you.
I'm going to be working with coworkers that can't kill me, so they'll fuck with my food instead
Test. Ignore this post
>Well, to be honest, having read OP's opener you may as well ignore the whole thread
Said the true virgin in the thread. Hope your first time is behind a dumpster getting raped by frat boys.
Why do your coworkers hate you?
I've fucked a man before
I've also fucked a tranny
Still no fems
Fuck outta here
because I call them 'cotwerkers'
Oh you're losing your virginity too? Cute
Jesus christ
I've never disrespected any
I'm always in my head
I laugh to myself to borat jokes and jokes in general because I'm very anti social
Never speaking to anybody
You ever read the art of seduction? If so then I'm the anti seducer
Never giving into dislike or interest
I'm just so stale and always in a state of existentialism and they only see an asshole
They don't see what's really going on man
you absolute beta males
>tfw ive been fucking a stripper
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
if anyone rolls dubs ill post her nudes
Check 'em
Whats dubs
youre a fucking normie
sage sage
retract my previous statements
shouldnt be putting porn on B anyway
From this post alone I find you completely insufferable and I don't blame your coworkers for treating you the way they do.
Its ok because im not a virgin lol
Exactly
That is exactly the problem
Roll
Reroll
what day is it?
Rollerino
new porn sever dedicated to any and all porn
post whatever you want mods don't care
happy fapping virgins
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>Virgin.
Wants to be fucked in the bathroom during toy story 4...
Hey op why are you always a faggot
Rrrollll
Rollin'
Check'em
Winrar
Using my tears to masturbate
Not masturbating or doing drugs
Being sober and retarded/autistic