>Be me. >25 at the time. >Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him. >Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me. >Have a younger sister, 13 at the time. >My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist. >Announces that she's "seeing him". >Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >Few days later, brings the dude home. >Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead. >Visible shrimp dick. >My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom". >Discuss for a few minutes. >They go out. >Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny". >Sis comes home. >Announces it was "fun". >Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl. >She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back. >About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother. >"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious". >Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg. >Tell my father this. >Laughs uncontrollably. >MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Why is there only reddit shit in an "actually lost to this ylyl thread"-edition? You cant really have such an infantile humor why post shit when anonymous?
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Everytime i see somebody shoves a cake in anothers face, i remember that tard that shoved his sisters face into a cake and her eye got stabbed by the cake candle
The ironic part about that post is that she lives in sweden, which is also a tiny nation of around 10 million people (was 9 not so long ago, and then immigrants happened)
My mom did that to me when I was 8. That's some legitimately traumatic shit.
Samuel Morales
Your welcome
Nathan Richardson
Who's welcome? I've never heard of a welcome being possessive.
Can I have it?
Isaiah Morgan
Whose is the possessive form of the pronoun who, while who's is a contraction of the words who is or who has.
Jackson Hill
What?
Evan Morris
a regular sherlock holmes
Noah Sanchez
Kek so new you are
Austin Gray
Hey guys, I'm new here, could you post some good memes though?
Dylan Perez
wow we're really impressed you fuckin nerd.
Jonathan Sullivan
Google it if you don't believe me, I copy pasted that
Gabriel Kelly
pearman
Leo Long
All of them
Thomas Hall
This actually cheers me up, can relate
Nolan Barnes
The banana is the reflection of this generation, a bunch of uncreative, pathetic, emo, losers, who try to find meaning for their lives by trying to destroy what other creates, but only end up showing their retarded tendencies, if their progenitors knew how pathetic they would end up, they would have surely aborted them to spare the world of their stupidity.
Sebastian Nelson
lol owo
Ryan Cook
still better than my bd...
Michael Brown
This thread is pathetic.
Adrian Perez
Fuck, the mere thought of chinese street bowling videos made me chuckle. I lost to a comment that wasn't even intended to be funny.
Andrew Martin
the trips had spoken
Jaxson Brooks
I fucking lost to this fkn shit....
Cameron Young
is it a part of a set?
Carter Thomas
... too soon?
Blake Gutierrez
Clearly eaten too many crabby paddies
Blake Green
cant believe i lost to the banana. mind if I save it?
Owen Ward
banana
Brandon Taylor
i hate myself for laugthing at this as much as i did
Noah Nguyen
I want to give it a steak and a hug.
Poor kitty
Ian Brown
it really do be like that. No background check from a private seller. Even a child can buy a gun this way. Or a terrorist. Or a mentally ill person.
Murrika
Alexander Russell
lost
Jackson Reyes
Depends upon the state. Less than half allow transfers without a background check in private sales.
Dylan Martinez
the gun show loophole applies in all 50 states
Robert James
MODS
Brandon Clark
gg/GYEajHc join this discord, we have the hottest beta males, traps, and political free speech
Henry Perry
shill faggot
Luke Sanders
Get lost, you absolute degenerate freak.
Hudson Martin
I wish that tiger ripped every one of their heads off.
Joshua Morgan
Ha Ha
Jeremiah Butler
>tiger
I bet you eat meat and drink milk, Dont you? Kindly shut the fuck up if you do, thanks