Non-porn webms

Dude, that's so sad

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Such a waste of meth

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They fly out the bottom, they're not dying.

>Methylamphetamin Con·nais·seur

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That makes me feel much better. Thanks. So maybe it's just fun for them.

>That makes me feel much better.

You do understand that pigeons are literally flying rats?

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>gets cucked by his mail order bride live on tv
not the hero america wanted but the one it deserves

>You do understand that pigeons are literally flying rats?

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>Sees '420' on the filename

Whatever he's smoking doesn't look like it came from something you'd be able to water.

Stop being a pussy and just IV that shit.

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what does that even mean?
pigeons were purposefully introduced to cities by our fore-fathers to make the cities more naturelike and alive.

rats are SUPER intelligent creatures, kinda like little dogs honestly. idk why they get such a bad rep besides for the diseases and shit they carry

That experience sucked for kitty but it must have felt much better afterwards.

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looked pretty relieved after it was out..

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did the homies live

Women are crazy.

They're returning to the underworld to report to their master.

>looked pretty relieved after it was out..

In the long run definitely, fag.

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That's not what "literally" means. I like rats. They carry disease and I don't want them in my house, but I'm fine with them. They're just small creatures doing what they can. Pigeons are the same. There is no reason to dislike them, so there is no reason to not want to see them hurt.

Rats are hardier. Rats even display altruistic behaviour, but holy fuck are they DIRTY. It is our filth they're coated in, so I can't hate 'em too much.
Pigeons>rats
but
Clean rats>clean pigeons

always lel at the monkey handing the towel to him

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>idk why they get such a bad rep besides for the diseases and shit they carry

is that chris cornell?

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What even is that shit?

Is there a dragon sleeping under there?

inb4 giant green pig with a tavern in its back appears

More.

holy crap its true
youtube.com/watch?v=oa16P4nFgD8

>Pigeons are the same.
From what I've read, that's mostly a myth. Same thing with bats.

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crazy winds are blowing the trees around, but their roots are keeping the ground together, which has seperated in layers i guess which is why theyre moving like that

The kernels fall onto a conveyer belt and the birds fly back on top and do it again.

I mean that they're just creatures trying to get by, not, the "flying rats" thing. I don't agree with the comparison, but I also don't understand why someone would compare them to a rat as a reason to not care about them.

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He felt like Batman even if it was only for 10 seconds.

wtf is that? grain?

I must have misunderstood you as well, I was referring to the carrying-diseases aspect.

is he dead?

I'd wager my left testicle that her farts smell like a decaying body in the middle of the summer.

fucking nig nogs

everyday attempted suicide in China, very common

he wont say "tah-qwee-sha" like that ever again

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fucking topkek

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unhatched nigglet

faggot

nerve gas granules

Niggers....

Thank God at first I just thought it was a torture video or something

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Give it a bottle of wine. Then have a laugh. I'm sure it'll blow over smoothly. Just ask Charla Nash.

kek look at that jew

Finally I get to use this image. Neat.

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If I was Creator of the Universe, I'd have a giant floppy dildo violently thrown and slapped against her forehead at around 6 seconds in.

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Jesus...

Is this where those random shoes on the sides of roads always come from?

if you were creator of the universe you wouldnt be thinking about such stupid senseless retarded stuff bru

Yeah... id just kill myself right then and there.. after i came

If the Creator of the Universe doesn't have a sense of humor, then who created comedy, you dunce?

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Niggers...

Those are birds dipshit.

Fucking nature

Evolution faggot

"Who's a goooooooood boy?"

Strangely sexy..

Niggers. Ain't that a surprise.

PHONY

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Nigger..

I just love these posts. What? Are you calling me an ass? Get over yourself. Your opinion is invalid and I don't care at all. Lel at your attempt at an online insult.

magnificent trips

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is she dead?!!

Can someone explain?

1) this is hypothetical, faggot. You said if I was the Creator of the Universe, then I wouldn't be be thinking about shit like that. But if I created everything, then I would.

2) There's no reason why evolution and theology can't co-exist. Some people thought the heliocentric theory and theology couldn't co-exist. Darwin never criticized religion or the church, was buried by the church in that fancy cathedral, and the guy that lead the Human Genome Project was a Christian.

>I'm Christian
>Understand evolution
>Fuck You!
>Love You = )

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Erm. Is this porn?

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Sure, theology and evolution can coexist. But not Christianity. We've outgrown the thing.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

Orange ass clown

It’s ok. His balls haven’t dropped yet. Still tucked up inside a tiny walnut shell.

Not even racist at all, but if any female initialized a violent confrontation with me such as this, she could expect to have her teeth stomped and head smashed into the floor repeatedly. Ladies, please don't start shit with us. It's hard enough to control testotestosterone without the adrenaline rush.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M58_MICLIC

testosterone*

Any context to this, besides the obvious reasons?

If you want more, join the paradise

gg/RmheX7

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Who's we? You speak for everyone? What shall replace it, technocratic-big-government-controlled-consumerism? Marxism? I live in the US, and we have freedom to do what we want [more or less], and this entirely because of Christianity and post-Christian society. Jesus Christ, John Locke, Thomas Jefferson. English Common Law, US Constitution, Bill of Rights, Civil Rights Acts.

God is dead! God remains dead! And we have killed him! How shall we console ourselves, the most murderous of all murderers? The holiest and the mightiest that the world has hitherto possessed, has bled to death under our knife, - who will wipe the blood from us? With what water could we cleanse ourselves? What lustrums, what sacred games shall we have to devise? Is not the magnitude of this deed too great for us? Shall we not ourselves have to become Gods, merely to seem worthy of it? There never was a greater event, - and on account of it, all who are born after us belong to a higher history than any history hitherto!" - Here the madman was silent and looked again at his hearers; they also were silent and looked at him in surprise. At last he threw his lantern on the ground, so that it broke in pieces and was extinguished. "I come too early," he then said, "I am not yet at the right time. This prodigious event is still on its way, and is travelling, - it has not yet reached men’s ears. Lightning and thunder need time, the light of the stars needs time, deeds need time, even after they are done, to be seen and heard. This deed is as yet further from them than the furthest star, - and yet they have done it!"

-- Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science

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when a bridge or corridor is thought to be mined or IED but you cant get out there and clear it on foot you use this thing.

Hm, you have a point. We've outgrown tenets of it, then.
Can't afford to squander that collective morality. Barely Christianity, just in name.

nope, just a random I saw on /gif/

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Funny. Christianity is the only religion that cannot coexist in the world. Just as prophesied. And eventually, the world will begin disposing of them. Just as prophesied. This is already taking place in the world too. Interesting how everyone that fulfills prophecy are the first ones to deny it. You, Muslims, Jews, and every one else in between.

Dumb drunk white girl. But let's not pretend that slapping a white woman isn't one of his dreams.

I mean, I might be more of an agnostic. I see religion more like mythology, but it's not just "fantasy" or make-believe, it's really important and vital for society and culture to thrive. Even Nietzsche acknowledged we need to do SOMETHING. What game will we have to invent? What sacred rituals? But he advocated for a return to Master Morality/Noble Morality, like Roman rule. Which is a lot more harsh on the weak - but the Nazis completely took him out of context, and Nietzsche hated socialism AND racists AND germany. Pretty cool guy. And hated Christianity - but he had what the psychologists call a "father wound", like most hardcore anti-theists. Still a fucking genius.

"I ACT as though God is real" -- Jordan Peterson

"Wash your penis" -- also Jordan Peterson.

I go on YouTube searching for videos of men hitting women. I go out of my way to see it. Women have been getting away with their BS behavior for far too long.

drunk or not --> she deserved it

>Nazis
>socialists

So you're one of those people who haven't really studied history or political science.

Inb4 But socialist was in their name!

Any "prophecy" will seem true if you wait enough thousands of years. Only science can make accurate predictions that are unknown to the world until proof is provided. Get outta here with that bullshit you pathetic brainlet.

So you're okay with black men hitting the women in your life if they deserve it? Where is your loyalty, incels?

Something like primacord.

wasnt Nietzsche the one talking about Übermenschen in the first place?

WTF is that?

Your ignorance is chosen. You don't put any time in studying prophecy so you don't know what you're talking about. But that's no surprise. It's hard to be shocked at atheists getting the Bible either totally wrong or bending it to fit ridiculous meanings or ideas.

they stuff cottonlike fiber up your nose after surgery.
after a few days they pull it out.

Black men don't have to hit my girl. I will do that. If she deserves it, she's gonna eat her teeth.

if she was black and a white men hit her because she derserved it I would also give no fuck

I am okay with hitting people when they deserve it

when does/did the bitch deserve it?
also got pics/vids of hitting her?
wanna stroke bru

smoking a bowl and hangin out with an ape, how cool is that

I think the same. We just need a 'fantasy' immune to disillusionment.

Not too familiar with Nietzsche's master-slave morality. Correct me, but he doesn't really advocate it.

no they are not

oklahoman.com/article/4984124/not-a-flying-rat-11-facts-about-the-pigeon

That's it. I don't promote nor do I condone hitting women when they aren't a physical threat. But if it needs to be done, I'm not okay with just anyone doing it.

I don't even know who you are anymore, user.

No I don't have pics or vids. And she might deserve it if she's hitting you first for a start. I'm sick of that "What? You can't take a hit from a girl?" fucking line. The point isn't whether or not I can handle it, it's the fact that you should NEVER have to put up with that shit. It is fucking wrong. Even as a teenager, I had a gf that hit me in the face several times. Well one time I got close to punching her in the face. I grabbed her, threw up against the wall, clenched my fist and held it up. The look on her face was one of absolute horror. She began to sob and cry. So I just shoved her toward the door and told her to get the fuck out of my house. She looked like a deer caught in head lights her eyes got so big. Probably thought she was gonna die.

finally a fucking dog who knows his place, as a fucking servant for the human uberrace

wow, now I have a fetish for hitting girls

I was actually thinking outside of Nazis. Socialists who tried to use Nietzsche's ideas to promote marxism, like Gilles Deleuze. I was lumping together everyone who tried to understand the "will to power", but didn't.

The Nazis were a lot worse than Marxism/Communism/Socialism, if we're going by death count. So I'm not defending either, and fuck all of them.

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that;s the transgender mma fighter. he got his ass kicked once though. otherwise al his fights against women looked like this.

a spaa shooting off a marker that was bombed by drones that were remote controlled.

Gotcha. Sorry for misunderstanding and jumping the gun. I get a little tired of seeing the idiots around here claim that the Nazi government was socialist. They say it because they want to compare modern socialists with Nazis, which they aren't. But it's clear they don't know what they're talking about. It's not even a political thing for me personally. I just think the ignorance is offensive.

You didn't before?

/xrYV6RD

hate it when this happens.

I just thought it was necessary for behavior correction, that image makes it look sexy

Funny how the purges didn't make that list. Or holomodor

nah you were right to do so, i wasn't clear, i'm scatterbraining and hard to read.

mmhm

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typical african american youth

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what a fag

Right because calling yourself a socialist doesnt make you a socialist. Fuck off you stupid "I'm smarter than you" faggot. Anyone who says the nazis weren't socialist is lying.

based

sensible kek

thats fucking cool!

white trunks is the tranny?

>calling yourself a socialist doesnt make you a socialist

That's right. I can see it's hard for you to understand, but actions almost always speak louder than words. The National Socialist Party's government did not operate a socialist government. If you studied both history and political science, you would know this. For example, if someone says they were just re-elected the head of a democracy, but they're Kim Jong Un, then it's not really a democratic government. Or if someone says they're an intelligent heterosexual cisgendered male, but that person is you, then they're actually a dumbass tranny faggot. Make more sense now?

Yeah, Fallon Fox. In one fight he broke the other fighters skulls. It's disgusting that sports let trannies compete against women.

iirc it's something to do with a water table pretty close to ground level

>tfw the niggers get free'd and there is gonna me an overflow of BBC.

Post your best stuff in this discord server... If you think they're good enough
/PgkeKcZ

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>How about a nice bowl of fuck no?

That forest floor looks like that young wetbacks stomach that got flayed by a cartel.
The fuck is wrong with these savages?

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Okay edgelord

they're the same here in Europe

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It's called a line charge. Used by combat engineers to clear a path through a mine field.

niggers gonna nig

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Right in the pissflaps

i WAS just trying to explain to my gf exactly what i goodboi looked like

holy fuck

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Cant wait for the millionth "ylyl Yea Forums webm compilation" to drop

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kys reddit faggot

Wrong again retard...

Sauce?

You're an idiot. Your opinion is invalid and nobody cares. You are on Yea Forums telling someone to kill themselves because they might use a different site than you. You tell him to kill himself for being a "normie". And you call others edgy?

this nigga high as fuck

Yes, bestiality is still porn.

That looks like fun, probably some good sex after those clouds.

NON-PORN webms please

>batman
Are you retarded?

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The weight of the grain is enough to crush a person. Not to mention there's probably an auger down there.

That species is Nopei Fuckthaticus

You don't be knowing

Nigga do you not know batman has a grapple gun?

this looks faker every time I watch it

Of course but it's not as important as Spiderman's webs

Its crack and meth. He tweaks and rips a bong after. He's on Instagram as finch.tv. The most degenerate person I've seen on social media.

>WHERES THE CIRCLE FOR TOTAL DEATHS BY MALARIA

What are you on about. Teenagers are crushed in grain elevators all the time. There was an episode of Frontline about it a few years ago. People drowning in grain or losing limbs because some one sends them up there to knock down a clog.

Here's some deaths
http :// apps.npr.org /grainbins-9876hhiu78jkh89/

anyone seen doing this in public needs to be shot in the face