HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Fuhrer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Hoss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Fuhrer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Fuhrer's Fraulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!

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Let's see yours, Fritz.

Op here, shit roll.

Oh good, re-roll

Rolling for mein fuher

Ich bin Deutsche, wie heisst du junge Juden?

Rerolling for armed resistance

Y’all bunch of jew niggers

new snapchat bug

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Apparently this works

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Rolling

Rollol

Lern Deutsch du Spast

I know my motherfucking rights!

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r-r-r-r-rollin

Cyka blyat

ROLL

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Re rolling for my fantastic journey

Rolio polio

rollan

Mein Herr Rudolf.

Scheisse! Wo mein papieren sind

Hello officer, would you like to inspect my balls?

Axel

Roll

Rollen

Reroll

Hell yes. Suck it, fascists.

Papers please

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fug:D

Wo sind meine Papiere*

i'm a bitch so i'm curious how this will go

äh, das ist nicht das schlimmste

rollin

roll~~

Oh shit lets go

wait im not a criminal !

oh shit juden

I'm good praise Jewish Jesus

ah damn it i got disabled cause of that reroll

roll

yes i got out rerollin for Gestapo

re-roll

Mein gott.

FML

Hmmmmmm rawlin

I guess I'm insane

Ohshit
Rerawl

New life time

Fuckyeah

Der Fuhrer ist der Gottkaiser!

you lucky juden

Rollin for that Blondi

im a pickle morty

Roll

Reroll

Guten Morgen

Roll

fuck pinks

Mein Master?

Sieg Heil.

Rololl

roll

reroll

Sure thing pal, sieg heil haha

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benis

Oh bugger reroll

roll

Fuck it, I'll roll.

Und rolling!

Ez, boring.

Re-roll.

Roll

Oh snap, Jew roll.

Ded, gg.

rollll

sieg heil

Guten Tag Herr Wachtmeister!

Sieg heil

> Innocent
> German
Pick one

r-reroll....

You do realise that that pic is of a traffic cop, right ?

Roll

Heil Hitler, Kamerad.

Scheiße, wo sind meine Papiere hin.

Meh.

rollerino

mein arschloch ist so weit aus schmuggelgründen, ich achwörs!

Rollio

Lost my papers gawt damn

okey dokey

ELIMINATE THE OPPOSITION

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lets get it

Rell

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Ja, Herr!

Schwein.

Börk börk börk börk!!!
Also mfw me as a dog lost my paper and interrogated by humans

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Scheisse,

Roll

Reroll

rolling

Rereroll

fuck

Rolol

Heil mein arsche, Franz.

here's my shit. sir

Rollorino

Rerolol

roll

Rollin

reeeeeeeeeeeee

i see you suffered the same f8

Roll

Reroll

Rereroll

Yess

shhhhh. don't tell anyone, but I'm a Jew

Oh boy i hope iim dank

Rollorino

Reroll

was in the same boat earlier. we are both escaped crazy fucks

fuk. I guess I'm gey

Roll

>If Hitler
All soldiers get Ice cream

Heil Shitler

Frick

Rerolllo

All sugar plumbs :(

rrreeeooolll

Reroll again. I hope you guys get this shit sorted soon

Ich bin ein deutscher soldat

aww shit. time to fight

Snapchat really messed the new update up

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Daily fap material provided by bug

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I ded :(

EZ Amina was wollt ihr drecks deutschen amk

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I am surprised this actually worked

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Can't believe it worked

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sorry sir. I don't speak faggot

Are the bots samefagging now?

Rolll

Roll

rollerino

awwshits I run Auschwitz. Boss Hoss here

Rolling zero

roll

rollll

It appears so

Reroll

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roll you nazi fuck!

rollin again like a gypsy

fuck me. I guess I'm Himmler. bow down fags

ah

rolololol

fuck

Hopefully I’m on the winning side

historically no

rolling fur deutschland

My grandfather did not die fighting commies and faggots for no reason

Roll

Nolo

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Roll

Rolling

r

Rolll

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Rerolling für den Führer

Roll

Roll 1

rolling

Rolling

rollin

Ich bin nicht behindert!

rerolling

roll for führer!

shit, reroll

Rolling

Das Röll!

Roll

rolling

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re-rolling death camp

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roll

roll2

off by 1

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Ahh yes hell9

rip

Roll

Disabled!

rolling

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Guten tag Hoss. Heinrich Himmler here. Seen any Jews?

why not

re-roll

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roll

shit. the retard is loose again

Roll

Oh noes rolling for Arian power

a

Rool

Fuck I don't even like juice

Rerool

roll

Rollerino

Umm, h-heil Hitler..

rerolling

Hallo, Herr Polizeimann.

Rollllllllllll

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Oh shit

roll

rollll

Oberstormbahnführer vom der SS rapportiert!

&

Nein!

new snapchat bug

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thought it was just spam

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Melde gehorsamst, I live around the corner!

Oy vey

New papers GAIN

ewwwww. jews

rolly choli

This is a missverstandniss

Muss wohl neu rollen...

Jewboi

Salute

rollin'

Death comes for us all

rerollin'

Let's see.

Roll

Reroll then.

das ist maine lucky tag

How is this even possible? Whats with the rolls today?

Thank the Fuhrer

rollin' rollin' rollin'...

ss

Ya know. I think it would be great to put "Glory to Deutschland!" after ol' Blondi is released. She was a loyal servent to Der Fuhrers in only the ways of a canine can be.

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#BlondisGloryToo

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x3? are you talking about fucking trips you retard?

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Here you are

röll

Rollin

Heil

reroll

fuck reroll whats my identity

godammit

roll

re-roll

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rolltrain

rolllerball

rolling for quints

1565465

roll

Roll

roll, and heil hitler!

sigh heil

Reportiere ein!

rolling for blondi

Rolling

Lost paperwork, reroll

Verdammte Papiere. Wo sind sie?

Bruh I lost paperwork twice in a row

Roll

Roll

Shut the fuck up faggot

rolex

Reroll

Reroll

Ok thats it

Come catch these hands bitch

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Seig Heil brudda

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Halt das Rollen!

Roll

rollin

Кeк

NAZI ADVENTURE

moar adventure

I ain't no juden

OY- I mean hello goy... ehhh HEIL HITLER

rollin for that sweet stache

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Mind if i go out speaking the language of kings

rerolling

broke out, rerolling

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why hello there

this is all a misunderstandig

Roll

rolling for glory

Roland

Roll

Rollen

I'm retarded, rerooll

Würfelt für das deutsche Volk. Ein dreifaches Heil!