HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Fuhrer, hand over your papers!
Roll: 1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly. 2 - Innocent German civilian, released. 3 - Criminal, arrested on sight. 4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces. 5 - Gestapo, released. 6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released. 7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation. 8 - German Soldier on leave, released. 9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight. 0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets: Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released. Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out. 00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released. 88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Hoss. Glory to Deutschland! 1488 - Der Fuhrer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety. x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland! x4 - Der Fuhrer's Fraulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland! x5 - Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
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June 27, 2019 - 03:48
Ich bin Deutsche, wie heisst du junge Juden?
June 27, 2019 - 03:56
Rerolling for armed resistance
June 27, 2019 - 03:57
Y’all bunch of jew niggers
June 27, 2019 - 03:57
new snapchat bug
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June 27, 2019 - 03:58
Apparently this works
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June 27, 2019 - 03:59
I know my motherfucking rights!
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June 27, 2019 - 04:07
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June 27, 2019 - 04:11
Re rolling for my fantastic journey
June 27, 2019 - 04:11
Scheisse! Wo mein papieren sind
June 27, 2019 - 04:34
Hello officer, would you like to inspect my balls?
June 27, 2019 - 04:35
Hell yes. Suck it, fascists.
June 27, 2019 - 04:58
i'm a bitch so i'm curious how this will go
June 27, 2019 - 05:26
äh, das ist nicht das schlimmste
June 27, 2019 - 05:27
I'm good praise Jewish Jesus
June 27, 2019 - 05:31
ah damn it i got disabled cause of that reroll
June 27, 2019 - 05:31
yes i got out rerollin for Gestapo
June 27, 2019 - 05:32
Der Fuhrer ist der Gottkaiser!
June 27, 2019 - 05:35
Sure thing pal, sieg heil haha
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June 27, 2019 - 06:38
Guten Tag Herr Wachtmeister!
June 27, 2019 - 06:45
> Innocent > German Pick one
June 27, 2019 - 06:45
You do realise that that pic is of a traffic cop, right ?
June 27, 2019 - 06:47
Scheiße, wo sind meine Papiere hin.
June 27, 2019 - 06:50
mein arschloch ist so weit aus schmuggelgründen, ich achwörs!
June 27, 2019 - 06:52
ELIMINATE THE OPPOSITION
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June 27, 2019 - 06:53
Rell
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June 27, 2019 - 06:54
Börk börk börk börk!!! Also mfw me as a dog lost my paper and interrogated by humans
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June 27, 2019 - 06:55
i see you suffered the same f8
June 27, 2019 - 07:01
shhhhh. don't tell anyone, but I'm a Jew
June 27, 2019 - 07:03
was in the same boat earlier. we are both escaped crazy fucks
June 27, 2019 - 07:05
>If Hitler All soldiers get Ice cream
June 27, 2019 - 07:07
Reroll again. I hope you guys get this shit sorted soon
June 27, 2019 - 07:10
Ich bin ein deutscher soldat
June 27, 2019 - 07:11
Snapchat really messed the new update up
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June 27, 2019 - 07:12
Daily fap material provided by bug
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June 27, 2019 - 07:12
EZ Amina was wollt ihr drecks deutschen amk
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June 27, 2019 - 07:13
I am surprised this actually worked
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June 27, 2019 - 07:13
Can't believe it worked
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June 27, 2019 - 07:14
sorry sir. I don't speak faggot
June 27, 2019 - 07:14
Are the bots samefagging now?
June 27, 2019 - 07:16
awwshits I run Auschwitz. Boss Hoss here
June 27, 2019 - 07:18
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June 27, 2019 - 07:18
rollin again like a gypsy
June 27, 2019 - 07:21
fuck me. I guess I'm Himmler. bow down fags
June 27, 2019 - 07:21
Hopefully I’m on the winning side
June 27, 2019 - 07:22
My grandfather did not die fighting commies and faggots for no reason
Roll
June 27, 2019 - 07:32
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June 27, 2019 - 07:34
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June 27, 2019 - 07:36
rolling
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June 27, 2019 - 08:22
re-rolling death camp
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June 27, 2019 - 08:25
off by 1
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June 27, 2019 - 08:27
Guten tag Hoss. Heinrich Himmler here. Seen any Jews?
June 27, 2019 - 08:32
re-roll
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June 27, 2019 - 08:33
shit. the retard is loose again
June 27, 2019 - 08:35
Oh noes rolling for Arian power
June 27, 2019 - 08:38
Fuck I don't even like juice
June 27, 2019 - 08:38
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June 27, 2019 - 08:44
Oberstormbahnführer vom der SS rapportiert!
June 27, 2019 - 08:46
new snapchat bug
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June 27, 2019 - 08:47
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June 27, 2019 - 08:47
thought it was just spam
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June 27, 2019 - 08:48
Melde gehorsamst, I live around the corner!
June 27, 2019 - 08:48
This is a missverstandniss
June 27, 2019 - 08:51
How is this even possible? Whats with the rolls today?
June 27, 2019 - 08:57
rollin' rollin' rollin'...
June 27, 2019 - 08:58
Ya know. I think it would be great to put "Glory to Deutschland!" after ol' Blondi is released. She was a loyal servent to Der Fuhrers in only the ways of a canine can be.
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June 27, 2019 - 09:23
x3? are you talking about fucking trips you retard?
June 27, 2019 - 09:28
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June 27, 2019 - 09:29
fuck reroll whats my identity
June 27, 2019 - 09:30
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June 27, 2019 - 09:34
Verdammte Papiere. Wo sind sie?
June 27, 2019 - 09:59
Bruh I lost paperwork twice in a row
June 27, 2019 - 09:59
Come catch these hands bitch
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June 27, 2019 - 10:04
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June 27, 2019 - 10:06
OY- I mean hello goy... ehhh HEIL HITLER
June 27, 2019 - 10:34
rollin for that sweet stache
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June 27, 2019 - 10:35
Mind if i go out speaking the language of kings
June 27, 2019 - 10:35
broke out, rerolling
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June 27, 2019 - 10:36
this is all a misunderstandig
June 27, 2019 - 10:38
Würfelt für das deutsche Volk. Ein dreifaches Heil!
June 27, 2019 - 10:50